Prince Hates The Gays
I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness and has found God, you won't ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don't even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.
When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince "tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!
Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.
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Since I'm rather skeptical of "accuracy in journalism", I looked up Claire Hoffman's credentials. She has two master degrees, one in religious studies from the University of Chicago, the other from the Columbia School of Journalism. She's worked for Rolling Stone, Conde Nast, LA Times, and freelanced for the NY Times.
After reading the interview, I've concluded there's a possibility Prince's statement was taken out of context.
It's one of those situations where you really need to be there.
Not to mention, unless Prince has airport level security, I'd sneak a pocket recorder for the event!
I'm always leery of those that know their bible quotes and seem to know exactly what God wants. It's almost like they believe they are in a secret club with Him. Scary.
Prince needs to search through his little Bible and see what it says about STEALING! No way am I paying to see Prince live for $300 plus. I saw Prince many times in the 1980's for approx. $15. No way is he dancing now like he did then. Prince drank the kool aid like the rest of the religious nuts and he seems really bitter for some reason.
I'm sorry but Prince is the gayest straight man who ever lived!!! He should love the Gays!
Actually, everyone should love the Gays! Just think about it. What would you life be without the Gays? That's right! NOTHING!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:12pm.
Are you talking about docking?
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:33pm.
I flew first class once...just once
*collapsing in a heap of tears*
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I know where you're coming from, I will almost whore myself out for Skymiles...I said ALMOST.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:33pm.
I flew first class once...just once
*collapsing in a heap of tears*
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:27pm.
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As usual you are right....about not flying coach once you've flown 1st class...I kid, I was gone for a few weeks and that name just didn't register as a regular shit-stirrer. It is my routine to ignore these people; to respond to their comments is like rewarding them for bad behavior.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:22pm.
She has a very predictable pattern, and maybe there is something wrong with ME (not unlikely) but for one *refuse* to believe that she actually subscribes to the crap she spews. I can't, I won't. Could anyone possibly be that stupid?
Just like Jerry couldn't go back to coach after flying first class
Elaine: Why should you get the first class?
Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. I can't... I won't...
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night
So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own
And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor
If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends
U see I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Sex, sex) is all I heard
Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!
Angel, I just read the whole story of Bernardo on Wiki. What a psychotic pair he and his girlfriend made! It seems he was projecting on innocent women the deep seeded hatred he had toward his own mother.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:01pm.
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True, and I regret that I responded to her. I didn't know that it was routine for her to spew hate and garner attention...I just thought she was the run-of-the-mill dumbass.
Must go back and edit comment.
Prince has an empty closet now.
Except for his own self, of course.
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Submitted by Gabriela on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:04pm.
Danny Grl, strikes me as one of those notorious "nice people" that Bertrand Russell wrote about.
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I think you are giving her much too much credit. I think she's an attention-whoring troll. She doesn't really believe that crap she spews, she just likes the attention it garners her.
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Seriously, Prince?? Dude wears more makeup, pumps and frilly outfits - I'd say he's one dick away from being a raging closet homo!
Me thinks doth protest too much Prince! It's those who judge others for being gay - that are the ones who are imagining what it would be like to have a hard one up their buttox!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:36pm.
, she came over my house
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and by house u mean ur room in the mental ward
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:29pm.
Logic from the Watchtower:
YOUNG PEOPLE ASK . . .
Homosexuality
—How Can I Avoid It?
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Some say that homosexuality is rooted in the genes
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Now, I'm not 100% sure but I think they have, in fact, isolated homosexual DNA. Some Book...the Red Queen....OMG I really need to start paying attention to these kins of things!
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Submitted by Gabriela on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 -
"I've got a nasty mind. I think about nasty things almost 24 hours a day...."
The essence of "nice people" though, as described in Bertrand Russell's essay is that they pretend to be above entertaining those kinds of thoughts. You, on the other hand, are quite honest about it therefore you are not a hypocrite, and I suspect probably not interested in repressing the sexuality of others.
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Because they're bitter. And they should be. Their minds are trapped, somehow. They're saying 'I live in this prison and you must live here too because that's not fair!' Whenever people do hard work they want to be sure others are doing it too. And repressing yourself that way IS hard work but when you're trained from birth...well, its just the only work you know.
I firmly believe that "truth" is at the core of ALL of us. But the balance dictates that we (humans) must be allowed to mess with that "truth" just as much as it should exist. We could choose not to, but generally we don't.
If you could really call it choice (I feel lucky; I feel like I have a choice - it just goes to show that being a stubborn shrew is not the worst thing in the world) - when I hear some people it's obvious a wheel has been set in motion and having been set SO long ago, it spins fast and furious. It would take a Herculean effort to stop it and then - we find comfort in the familiar, so stopping it is not usually what a person wants to do. It's just too scary.
*sigh* It's pretty complicated. My friend's dad was a psychologist on the Paul Bernardo case and he's got all kinds of weird sayings, having dealt with so many crazies in his life, I guess. One of them being: Everybody's nice. We've just been beating it out of each other for so long you can't tell anymore.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 -
"I've got a nasty mind. I think about nasty things almost 24 hours a day...."
The essence of "nice people" though, as described in Bertrand Russell's essay is that they pretend to be above entertaining sexual thoughts while openly supressing the sexuality of others. You, on the other hand, are quite honest about your rather monomaniacal interest in sex, which can get a little boring. Thus you are probably not a hypocrite, and I suspect probably not interested in repressing the sexuality of others.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Submitted by rustytrawler on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:47pm.
Prince's people have released a statement saying they are pissed, that Prince was misquoted several times in this article, and that the dumbass doing the interview didn't even use a tape recorder and that "she had several factual inaccuracies, including a little bit about Prince recovering from hip surgery, which he never even had... What His Purpleness actually did was gesture to the Bible and said he follows what it teaches, referring mainly to the parts about loving everyone and refraining from judgment...
"We're very angry he was misquoted," says our Prince insider."
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No, not a case of the reporter being a "dumbass". She was following Prince's own demands. For years Prince has banned tape recorders from his interviews. He, HIMSELF, does not allow them to be used.
Prince is sly though. People who think it's his 'mistake' for not having recordings of his interviews to refer back to don't understand that, either way, it's to Prince's benefit to not have his words recorded, as not having any actual recording of the interview to hold up gives him the ability to cry "Misquote! Misquote!" when he feels it necessary, and there is no proof that he WASN'T misquoted. (Maybe he was misquoted in this interview, I'm not saying he was or wasn't, as I wasn't there)
Prince "tapped his bible"...what do you think that comment means....Prince wasn't being sacrilegious...... or was he?????
Logic from the Watchtower:
YOUNG PEOPLE ASK . . .
Homosexuality
—How Can I Avoid It?
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Some say that homosexuality is rooted in the genes. Others say it is a learned behavior. It is not the purpose of this article to delve into the “nature-versus-nurture” debate. Indeed, it seems that it would be a gross oversimplification to attribute homosexuality to a single cause. Homosexuality—much like other forms of behavior—appears to be far more complex than that.
Regardless of the cause, the important thing to realize is that the Bible condemns homosexual acts.
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Oh yes they did!
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Doesn't sound like something Prince would say. maybe he's really a closet gay? What straight guy would dress the way he dresses - unless he lost a bet - and try to convince everyone he's really not gay, I ask you??
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Okaaaaaay, Prince.
He's like the bi-est of the bi, if not the gay-est of the gays. WTF???
Our fruit-dar picked up on Miss Prince decades ago! We always were mystified by her relentless efforts to make us believe that she is a fish-fucker. She is, and has always been, 100% 'mo!
BTW, who did her recent facelift? The work is good.
Oh yes Angel, me too. Bertrand Russell's words continue to challenge religious hypocrisy.
DevilGirl, your grandma sounds like my kind of gal.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I forget what its called but gay men with uncircumsized penises can have sex by touching their peens and folding their foreskins over the tips of their peens... then they jackoff until they cum.
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*runs to inbox, trips and accidently has gay sex with myself*
Ok Dee Dee Im checking it now!
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LoooooooLooooooo! Isn't there a book in the bible addressing sex hooker issues? Maybe "Acts?"
Oh and I emailed you. :)
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Gabriela on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:04pm.
I've got a nasty mind. I think about nasty things almost 24 hours a day....
One time I worked with these two very over weight bitches. But it was their personalities that made them gross. And one day after watching them talking and cackling about something I had this vision of them wearing diapers and sumo wrestling one another while "Girls on Film" played in the background.
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Lolo!!
Didn't you ever watch Ghostbusters??? You NEVER cross streams!!
Re: Dannygrl...i think she just wants a good tounging but doesn't have the backbone to be who she really is.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Hey dannygrl: Waddayathink of Prince's assless lace body suit? Does it make you wanna...you know...marry him *winkwink*?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:58pm.
man to put penises in other men anuses
women to insert fake penises in another woman's vagina
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Oddly enough this is number 1 and number 2 on my "to do" list...hehehe I said number 1 and number 2...
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I have so many more questions about sex.
If only TEH GWAD would get off his lazy cloud dwelling ass and teach us whores.
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Gabriela- my grandmother would refer to those types as Nasty Nice.
As usual Slutty, you are the voice of reason.
LMFAO LoLo!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
@Gabriela:
I love Bertrand Russell:)
I hate "nice people".
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Danny Grl, strikes me as one of those notorious "nice people" that Bertrand Russell wrote about. "The essence of nice people is that they hate life as manifested in tendencies to co-operation, in the boisterousness of chidlren, and above all in sex, with the thought of which they are obsessed. In a word, nice people are those who have nasty minds."
can man penis cross streams while sword fighting luke skywalker style in urinal spaces?
What if you have a long dong and youre doing bendi yoga like rusel simmons and you accidently fall on your own penis and well, it goes in yer butt?
what about two ugly people doing it?
Theyre hetero, but they are so ugly you think its two pigs fucking? Is that beastiality?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:58pm.
man to put penises in other men anuses
women to insert fake penises in another woman's vagina
...sounds better if you imagine Alexyss Tyler saying it in her accent
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Today's Dildo Time was made possible by a grant from the dannygrl Foundation.
Thanks dannygrl for giving us all those good vibrations.
DJ Tenn, I must correct you. While Prince may very well be a closet homosexual, Michael Jackson is a pedophile and those are two very different things.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
man to put penises in other men anuses
women to insert fake penises in another woman's vagina
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I've decided that this is the only part I'm gonna read becuz it's HAWT! SEXAY! Thanks, dannygrl:)
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Vanity's the Christian freak, not Apollonia
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
to be honest I would have a big problem with God if he did come down to earth and "cleaned" up homosexuals, but didn't bother to feed and clothe starving children....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I don't give a f*** either way. Prince is the man..I was blasting him and Vanity 6 all this weekend. That chick Apollonia ended up becoming a Christian herself. How ironic.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
I wonder if I can get some Prince nalga pants in BIG BUTT MOM sizes?
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Noooooooo, only the small ass people that think that they have something to shake get to wear those pants. If someone with some junk in their trunk were to wear them, mass hysteria would spread into the streets. Leave the nalga pants to the no-ass peoples.
Who left the window open???
I keep telling you, if you leave the window open the bugs get in!
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Submitted by dannygrl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:45pm.
Good job PRINCE!
He's saying the TRUTH, God did not intend man to put penises in other men anuses. Nor women to insert fake penises in another woman's vagina.
God saw the NASTINESS and said HELL NAW and wiped that crap up clean!
Your day is coming!
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dannygrl- Anything in the bible of yours about having one's head stuck up their own ass? You may want to peruse that chapter again.
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