Save The Children From Wino!
If Barbara Walters or Diane Sawyer ever want an interview with the Crackie of Camden, they just have to ring her intercom and Wino will start blabbing away! Courtney Love has MySpace and
Wino has her intercom system to ramble on.
Last night, a photographer talked Wino for around 6 minutes (above) about her divorce to Blaaake (she denies it) and her obsession with X-Factor. During her crack rambling, Wino even swore she wasn't drunk. Uh huh. That doesn't sober you up. I've tried. My drunk ass has tried to fight the vomit coming up by chanting "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk," hoping my brain would get the message. Mind over drunkenness never works.
Wino talked about one X-Factor contestant the most: a 16-year-old kid named Eoghan Quigg. Wino said she likes his dad and her goddaughter likes the boy. They've even called him up. She didn't really say what they talked about, but the Mirror claims she's invited the boy for a wild night out with her.
A source said, “Amy wants to meet him whether he wins or loses. She’s a massive fan and thinks he’s cute. She told him he was doing well in the competition and to keep up all the good work. But she was also insistent that she wanted to meet up when he wasn’t rehear-sing – and Eoghan was up for it.”
Save the children from Wino! Schools in England should start teaching W.A.R.E (Wino Abuse Resistance Education).
Below is Wino stumbling out of her den on Saturday night. She came out, started to get into a cab, changed her mind and quickly ran back into her house. I do that daily. I step outside my front door, see all the dumb bitches walking around and run back inside to spend time with the only whores who really understand me: Jack Daniels and Mary Jane!
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there was a guitar she took from the cab.
"I couldn't get up in front of Simon Cowell...
well, no I could... I couldn't...I couldn't...
wild horses couldn't fuckin pull me off
the c*nt."
And I thought I couldn't love her any more.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by black widow on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:42pm.
it's pronounced "ian". it's gaelic.
So much for Hooked on Phonics.
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Today's translation:
Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
I like that pic where she's inviting the fat girl in "come on luv, I gots the stuff for you love." hahaha
it's pronounced "ian". it's gaelic.
Eoghan Quigg
I'm good with the Quigg. But how do you pronounce that other word?
Anyone?
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
haha, I also try and say "I'm not drunk" to myself
"Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:13am.
I saw a crackhead with hospital tags on her hand
Walking through the streets of Camden in the rain
She was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get herself a big chunk of rock again
Crackheads of Camden
If you hear her howling around her front door
Better not let her out
Little old Amy got wasted late last night
Crackhead of Camden again
Crackhead of Camden
She's the beehive headed mess who ran amuck in Kent
Lately she's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from Wino
She smokes her lungs out, Bro
I'd like to meet her doctor
Crackhead of Camden"
Jesus, this is so win and so FUNNY!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:29pm.
Interesting. All cracked out and I STILL like her better than Britney. Go figure.
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I'm witcha on this one, angel-i...Amy has had the good sense to not reproduce. Give her tons of credit for that.
Not Shitney, she drank & smoked through her back to back pregnancies. Dumb skank.
Her splotchy skin looks like tinea versicolor, easily treated with Selsun Blue shampoo
Submitted by Amandapants210 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:13pm.
That's just what I was going to post? Maybe it has something to do with all the drugs she has done?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Interesting. All cracked out and I STILL like her better than Britney. Go figure.
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i was looking at the close up of her mid-section and i noticed little white dots all over her.
what in the frig is that??
maurypovichismylover
Hmm. Still looking cracked out in the face, but gaining meat on the bones. Wonder if they've got her on methadone and a bunch of psych drugs -- just as brainmushing, but less of the metabolism boost.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
I really hate her new hair do.I miss the crack hive,she just looks too much like Juan Epstein from Welcome Back ,Kotter.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
My pup is having a "Chicos kind of a day."
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:48am.
Thanks for the heads-up. I'm on it! It's funny how "Werevolves" and "Sweet Home Alabama" have the same chords.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why can't they lock this crack head up?
Seriously.
Amy seems to be gaining some weight and filling out, her skin looks better than before, her hair looks real good like this, and now she just needs to get new shoes and clean those awful fingernails. That is really skeevey.
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What's with the skin on Amy's stomach and abdomen? It looks rather wrinkled or crepe-y. Obviously she needs to be bathed, but that's not going to help whatever is ailing her. It's a shame someone can't/won't incarcerate her into a rehab clinic for a l-o-n-g stretch and clean her up, both inside and out.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:34am.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:29am.
wtf will happen to us when the puppeh fwends get new homes?
They're so big now.
I think we'll all implode.
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I think the economy will improve.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
uh-oh Deb, word is Kid Rock is going to sample your song. Speed dial the lawyers.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
OMG! After a long, hard fought battle, the one w/out the collar finally caught their tail!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:29am.
wtf will happen to us when the puppeh fwends get new homes?
They're so big now.
I think we'll all implode.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Stock Broker!
I know! She's a mean one!
As much fun as she is to watch, I would stick with a calmer dog in the real world =)
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
wtf will happen to us when the puppeh fwends get new homes?
They're so big now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Here's the puppeh link:
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
Looks like somebody took their collars off. But they are awake and feisty!
EDIT: Wino should watch Puppy-Cam. It's equally as addictive as crack, or whatever she's on.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29141
there ya go Deb, puppies!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Thanks, christine. Got a link to the puppies?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nice, Deb!
Stock your pup is a lil bastid!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Cheers, loozer! Feel better!
I had "Easy Come, Easy Go" stuck in my head all weekend!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
LOL!! Thanx Deb!! That is awesome!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Clarisse ~ that's my pup! Your yellow collar pup is hilarious
I saw a crackhead with hospital tags on her hand
Walking through the streets of Camden in the rain
She was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get herself a big chunk of rock again
Crackheads of Camden
If you hear her howling around her front door
Better not let her out
Little old Amy got wasted late last night
Crackhead of Camden again
Crackhead of Camden
She's the beehive headed mess who ran amuck in Kent
Lately she's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from Wino
She smokes her lungs out, Bro
I'd like to meet her doctor
Crackhead of Camden
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Stock!
Your little man wants to be a star!! Did you see that?!?!?
OMG!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:59am.
wonder what the odds are against her staying alive for another year
You can wager on just that at whenwillamywinehousedie.com.
wonder what the odds are against her staying alive for another year
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I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you...
But you were born to rub me first.
as messed up & gross as she is, for some reason sometimes when i hear her talk i actually like her...
Some serious Rodney King puppy smack down going on with the Yellow and Red collar puppies doing the smacking.
My pup (black collar) is suffering from constipation. He's trying to take a poop and is shooting blanks.
Yeah, PSL, I wish she didn't waste that talent of hers. Imagine what great music she could have done. Now it's all wasted for a little bit of white powder, needles, booze, etc. And we're stuck with Madonna (who should have retired years ago when she was good) and those Simpson girls.
Wasn't today the day she was supposed to visit Blake in rehab? She prolly needed to rest up so she looked fresh.
Does Amy not have a pair of scissors to cut off those hospital tags from 2 weeks ago?
And those jeans are so filthy, she could have sent them out for errands.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
birdie, I feel the same way...
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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright, bright, sun-shiny day.
- Johnny Nash
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:47am.
I know! There are several beatdowns in progress in that puppy bed.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Oh da puppehs!!! Love how they just crash into each other!
Just a few more weeks kids...
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Amy, we know you're mental, but there's no need to be slapping Beth Ditto on the arse.
Part of me feels sorry for her and wants to rescue her and part of me wants to kick her in the head for being so stupid. I really wish someone or something could get her in rehab for like 20 years to straighten her out.
Christine Hoff ~ I'm watching the pups right now. They're really gong at it.
So this girl is immune to winters? I live in mainland Europe and I am freezing my ass off. It can't be that much better in England?
Then again. Why am I talking about normal human things. This girl is all kinds of fuzzed up.
The puppies are up and playing!!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."