Kittens vs. Kardashians

Hollywood Tuna has pix of her ass sans sarong:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6203

Kittens 2000, Kardashians 0.

The kittens are so much cuter than Kim Kardashian. There's something about her that repulses me. Maybe it's her getting pissed on.

Omar,those titties ain't real any day of the week. Those are silicone, sweetie. I been 'round.

Clarisse-

Not tit and ass implants.

Tit implants

Nose job

Brazilian Butt Lift. (not ass implants).

Sorry people, but she isn't "objectively beautiful". Her face is okay at best. But c'mon. Gorgeous? Sheesh.

Reggie Bush is gorgeous? LOL. Whatev. Paris Hilton is desired by many as well. So is A-Rod. Madonna is desired by many as well. Zach Braff is considered cute too for God's sake. I guess we just have different standards. I'll leave it at that.

Her fake modesty kills me. She covers that big nasty ass on the beach but she has no problem being pissed on on video. Stupid, bitch!

Not watching the crotch rot fiesta!

Kittehs WIN!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:27am.

Sandbitch, all that money, and Khloe still looks like Chynna? That is just sad.

===> Yeah, life can be a bitch. They certainly have the chunky gene goin on. Khloe is hulk huge.

Sure enough, Clarisse. I can't complain ;-)

Sandbitch, all that money, and Khloe still looks like Chynna? That is just sad.

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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"

Sheeps!
LOL! Hey, i would love to pull that bank for sittin the bench with a bum knee! I mean he's no Jamal Lewis (tee hee) but he ain't bad.

Omar,
Oh don't pull the poor me card! You have a posh British accent....you do ok. ;)

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:05am.

maybe it is just me, but I don't see "pulling " Reggie Bush as an accomplishment.

I hate this self-absorbed, obnoxious, spoiled bitch, and I think Kourtney (I HATE the K thing) has a better body.

I agree Haribo. NO reason for this ho to be famous.

===> Yes REASON! The Kardashian's need the cash. Daddy's life insurance payout be done spent long ago trying to make this bunch look pretty. Including Bruce Jenner.

Clarisse is right: whether or not you personally think Reggie Bush is a worthy conquest, you've got to admit that this guy is desirable to many, many women. Lucky bast*rd.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:13am.
I think Reggie Bush is gorgeous and charming.

And spent another Sunday charting plays on the sideline.

NitWitty, I appreciate that you've got my back-- even if you don't have KK's! To be honest, gorgeous as she is, its kind of too much-- too much gorgeousness (the booty, the hair, the nails, the false eye-lashes etc.)

Clarisee, she totally denies having ANY plastic surgery, so how can I believe anything she says.

she is a LIAH!

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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"

To each their own, but i think KK is gorgeous. I think Reggie Bush is gorgeous and charming.

Omar,
KK is a beauty...on the outside...Stand proud lil Omar!!!

I think she has had her nose done, but tit and ass implants...come on now.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

Omar, I feel ya brother and I've got your back. Would love to say I had KK's but I'm only one girl.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

PSL, word!! i also think her sis kourtney has a better bod. no doubt about that!

maybe it is just me, but I don't see "pulling " Reggie Bush as an accomplishment.

I hate this self-absorbed, obnoxious, spoiled bitch, and I think Kourtney (I HATE the K thing) has a better body.

I agree Haribo. NO reason for this ho to be famous.

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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"

kim is not a celebrity. somebody who made a sex tape and is only known for it is not a celeb (in my book).

Please! You don't pull down Reggie Bush with a butta face.

The only hideous thing about KK is her personality.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

Plus, I believe that her assets are natural. I'd sooner believe that she had work done on her face (rhinoplasty, say) than on her body. Though she is fortunate to have a particularly buoyant bosom, the fact is that her breasts do not look like implants-- and neither does her ass.

Good God, I never thought it would come to this. I am a reluctant defender of the honor (and I use that term VERY loosely. Yes, "loosely") of Kim Kardashian, but please! You can call her a lot of things (most of them synonymous with "dull," "talentless," "shallow," and "trashy"), but how can you accuse her of being ugly?! She has beautiful big brown eyes, luscious lips, an adorable nose, well-defined bone-structure, a pleasingly-shaped face etc. She is, I'm sorry to say, an objectively good-looking person, even if you don't find her attractive. So insult her intellect and her moral values if you wish, but please, NOT THE FACE!

happyface, I know she has had surgery. I think she is pretty though....very pretty. But I'd like to kick her in the face.

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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright, bright, sun-shiny day.
- Johnny Nash

a hideous body...yeah, but her face is pretty. although not the prettiest. there ya go! u happy now? :)

Are you people blind? Kim is HIDEOUS! She's a butta face.

Mrs. Gosling-

No. her boobies are not real. Fat doesn't sit like that. She also has a brazilian butt lift and a nose job. ( despite the picture she put up of herself as proof of the contrary).

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Bruce Jenner realllly creeps me out. Bitch is botoxed to the Kidman, plucked eyebrows, FREAK! I bet he wears his missuses knickers to bed.

she has a wierd body. her face however is beautiful!

Submitted by omar on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:22am.
Thanks, NitWitty. You made me chuckle AND I feel less dirty! (Dirty-bad, not dirty-good; I know I don't need to explain the difference to you!)
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Hahaha...Right back atcha'! And that blond does have some serious prepubescent boy hips going on. And the only bad dirty I'd worry about is if you were talking about getting down with Courtney Love.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Her boobies are reall right?

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Pruuuuuuuuuune ♥

Thanks, NitWitty. You made me chuckle AND I feel less dirty! (Dirty-bad, not dirty-good; I know I don't need to explain the difference to you!)

By the way, don't you kind of feel sorry for the insipid blonde in the middle? Blondes can be pretty, but I just can't find blonde women sexy like brunettes: they always look like little girls to me-- even when they have breast implants. On top of the disadvantage of blondeness, this poor girl (who does look like Kristen Cavalleri) has that sad white-girl ass-syndrome.
(To all the blondes who get offended by this, I'm sorry-- I mean no disrespect. Do you really care that one guy isn't interested in trying to get into your pants?)

Submitted by omar on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:16am.
God I hate myself for saying this because yes, she is a utterly vapid, but Kim Kardashian is absolutely gorgeous. I am managing to resist the temptation to wax lyrical about her voluptuous figure and incredibly beautiful face, but it's hard work. And now I'm going to dump a bucket f ice-cold water on my head and enlist a friend to slap me across the face a few times and/or give me a swift kick in the backside...
(She does kind of look like Nicole Scherzinger, but Nicole Scherzinger kind of looks like a man. Kim doesn't.)
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It's perfectly acceptable to want to screw her brains out, Omar. Just don't expect there to be much of a mess afterwards.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

ITA w/Gia and Omar. She is gorgeous, but ruins it with her attitude.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

God I hate myself for saying this because yes, she is a utterly vapid, but Kim Kardashian is absolutely gorgeous. I am managing to resist the temptation to wax lyrical about her voluptuous figure and incredibly beautiful face, but it's hard work. And now I'm going to dump a bucket f ice-cold water on my head and enlist a friend to slap me across the face a few times and/or give me a swift kick in the backside...
(She does kind of look like Nicole Scherzinger, but Nicole Scherzinger kind of looks like a man. Kim doesn't.)

kim has a really nice body, even including her oversized ass & she has amazing hair, but she comes off as such a spoiled little vapid bitch, that all i see is ugliness & someone who should be removed from the earth along with numerous other "celebs"...
kittens are more worthy because they actually have souls unlike these fuckers.

Kardashian's getting skinny, so now there's absolutely nothing unique about her anymore.

Sorry to say, Ms. Kim Kardashian. It really must suck just being discarded yet another Nicole Schertzinger look alike. :(

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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

The white kitteh is a total ring leader.

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"Just because you start at the bottom, doesn't mean you can't get to the top."- My Dad

That doesn't look like Kristen Cavallari at all.

Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:58am.

m2c - gold mitsubishi i think.

sandy freckle was my fav aux star.

did they have a yard emu type thing in the yank version? i didn't see anything - couldn't bear to watch whine tyme.
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I remember it was gold...google said it was a Daewoo. Would've been funnier if it was a Hyundai!
Look at me in my brand new Hyundai!

Great name Sandy Freckle. Did you know that a freckle is a euphamism for bumhole. HaHa! Sandy bumhole!

As for the yard emu, I don't know. But my neighbor round the corner has a yard kangaroo made of tin. It's in with the rose bushes. You'd think she might have at least grown roo paws if she was gonna do that. Sheesh!

I is watching puppehs fightin and a fussin. Its hysterical!!!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

m2c - gold mitsubishi i think.

sandy freckle was my fav aux star.

did they have a yard emu type thing in the yank version? i didn't see anything - couldn't bear to watch whine tyme.

TITTs I couldn't even get half way though ep 1. It SUCKED. Maybe it got better (don't know cos I couldn't stand watching them butcher the orig.) but if you're a fan of the real version it really failed. And no-one can replace Sharon, I'm glad they didn't even try.

I freekin don't even remember what Kels car looks like, that's hilarious that you do! But I swear I could watch Kel fast-walk for hours. And dance? Don't even get me started!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

my2c - told ya I had that memorized!

I'd kill for a gourmet sausage!

did you watch the american version? it sucked so hard it wasn't even bad funny. the first ep was a mash up of about the first 5 eps, word for word in some cases.

we've got kels gold car here. i laugh out loud every time i see one.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:12pm.

we prefer to be called foxy sheila's. Fank you.
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isn't that more of a foxy-moron?
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TITTOOOOIII's....look ay moi...look at moi TIToi's...now I've got one word to say to you TITS...You are a hornbag!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

as much as i like images of easy available pussy... i gotta go with the kittens to win this one

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

Helen Mirren at 63 yrs old, in that red bikini.
Gorgeous.

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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright, bright, sun-shiny day.
- Johnny Nash

Mike is still my friend.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:23pm.
We, in our 50s, don't like being discriminated against because we're not 20 with boys' butts. :)
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MUSTANG! Hi!:)

I'm not in my 50s but Hell to the YES!
I'm sick of older people being discriminated against. So much so that this summer I learned how to break dance and I just found a group of boys that have rapper battles in the park once a month. And next week:

YOU're the beginner
"Angel"'s the winner
Have another competition for dinner
Sit you at a table with a plate and cup
Say Grace. And then eat yo ass up!
Step back, y'all cuz I can hold my own
Everyone y'all be easy cuz this girl is gone!

YO girl - "Angel_i"!
YO girl - "Angel_i"!

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@mustang sally,

you're welcome. i appreciate the love and i hope you don't mind if my hands wander a bit when we hug. ;)

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