Sasha Fierce Needs New Dancers
Sasha Fierce pounced into "SNL" last night to perform that "Singles Ladies (Put A Cock Ring On It)" song and she looked like a greedy, high-powered 80s businesswoman who was too busy worrying about an upcoming corporate takeover to realize that she forgot to wear the bottom part of her Claude Montana suit.
Sasha Fierce is also not going to be happy to learn that her dancers were fucking taking the shine off of her and I don't mean that in a good way. I couldn't take my eyes off of the blondie dancer who looked like she was freshly plucked out from her day job as sweater folder at J.Crew and thrown on stage with Sasha Fierce.
Sasha needs to replace those tricks with this bitch below. I've shown this shit before, but it's time for an encore! Actually, Sasha would never share a stage with homegirl right here, because the lights would immediately go out and all spotlights would shine on him. I'm having a hard time calling Beyonce Sasha Fierce, because this is the real Sasha Fierce right here. Who's going to let Beyonce know that the spirit of Sasha Fierce has bounced out of her body and shimmied into the glittery hole of this hot piece?
BONUS! - Click here to see Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg tuck their junk into leotards for a skit with Beyonce. Justin sucks at playing queeny, but the douche has legs.
BONUS, PART II! - Click here to see Sasha Fierce perform "If I Were A Boy." Those titties were aching to free themselves from that tape and jump out of that dress. Sasha wouldn't have noticed because she was too busy exuding raw emotion into her performance. I also love the fan towards the end of her performance. I wish it would have blown her ass right off the stage.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:45pm.
Made it through 29 seconds of the 1st video. Done.
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you're a masochist -- stopped that mess at 7 secs.
thanks for posting this shit MK
you know the only reason justin did that skit is because the vadge recently put him on stage next to her monster cunt...
i can't believe i'm going to say this, but justin has a hot body, when did he get those biceps? fuck
sasha has such weird taste for clothes...
There is a new series coming to Showtime in Jan. I can't wait to see. It star Toni. Collette (sic) as a mom with multiple personalities. Looks like it'll be fun.
Why did I think about this while reading this post.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:41pm.
I think her lead vocals were recorded. You can see the mic moving away from her lips and she doesn't lose her breath despite the dance moves.
Am I in trouble, ah-gain?
B-Town! LOL!
PS. Confession. I think Jessica Biel is having a good effect on Justin. I keep liking him, unexpectedly.
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naw FUCK no...this "alter ego" corporate-ho-bag schtick was tired back when Mariah worked it.
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Can't we get at least ONE year this millenium with NO Beyonce?!
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I think Justin is fucking FUNNY. i know a lot of you hate him, but I like the guy.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:37pm.
I thought the "L" stood for "live"?
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The background vocals are recorded.
PS. Thank you, love, for your note:)
Now. Let's talk about okie. *serious face*
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I never know whether to watch the video first and then read the genius analyzes of MK or the other way around. Anyway..Beyonce needs to go away. But then again..she brings the laughs.
Oh and where are her pants? I know Jay-Z is not the prettiest girl around but surely he must be looking at this mess and think..SHE IS CRAZY!
YAY!!! That's what I was thinking MK! SOO SO happy to scroll down and see him! This is the happiest Sunday ever.
Lemme just say: This is THE dance in the studio right now - everybody's doing it. I am SO in love with this choreographer and I like this song. But yeah. I think Sasha bowed out of this performance (altho, I will still say that Beyonce is one of the only hos left who actually does her job and well) and those dancers are super-extra fugtastic. The blonde one needs a muscle relaxer.
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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I thought the "L" stood for "live"?
She never could dance with those fat legs of hers. She has no rhythm, that Superbowl show with Prince cracked me up,I'm sure he had a good laugh over that. I loved that her dancers were as bad as her last nite, I'm sure it's on purpose so they dont show her up but they did! While I was watching last night I was thinking of the youtube guy too, I want a dance off or at least a jerk off.
I love how they use a microphone to try to hide the fact that they're lip-synching.
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