Sasha Fierce Needs New Dancers

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:16pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:04pm.
HOT SLUT ALERT!!!

He reminds me of that NY dancer whom MK used for a few Caption Thises about a year ago.... Jones?

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I don't remembah! *sigh*

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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:22pm.

I have to get off Dlisted. You guys are addictive. I'm more addicted to you babies than I am to teh gay.
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Diego done drank the Kool Aid!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA *evil laugh*

Another one bites the dust.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Bam, Bam:

You're so deep. I asked you a question and did not feign clairvoyance. I do believe I used the word "obvious" when it came to MY opinions regarding Beyonce.

You know that the web site is called "D-LISTED", right? You would get along with K-2. She stalks the J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius threads, as well as Brad or Angelina, of course. She can't stand for anyone to disagree with her either when it comes to her "idol"/stalking victim.

Chaka Khan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIVyqbQTXg

My all-time favourite evah!
Note to Beyonce: THIS is how your lower registers are supposed to sound. Also. NO recorded material - AND it's outside!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:04pm.

I hate being embarrassed for people when I watch things like that. But I couldn't turn it off.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:17pm.

Oh, man, I really think the original is much hotter. I don't really like what says about me.

I have to get off Dlisted. You guys are addictive. I'm more addicted to you babies than I am to teh gay.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:13pm.

Oh, and before I forget Bam, Bam; Do you really think that Beyonce would pass up the chance to look charitable publicly? Especially, towards Jennifer Hudson? Remeber....she's Beyonce aka Jay-zee's robo-Ho. It would at least make her look human and not so petty.

No, the one thing I don't do is presume to know what or how a person thinks because I'm not them. I can't read minds. Lucky you.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:49pm.

Done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Why do I have to sign up to see that video?
*pouting*

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

OK, since TITS insists...

Chaka, chaka, chaka, chaka khan
Chaka khan, chaka khan, chaka khan
Chaka khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, chaka khan
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Chaka khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, chaka khan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Chaka khan let me tell you what i wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way i feel for you
Chaka khan let me tell you what i wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, chaka
'cause you know that i'm the one to keep you warm
Chaka, i'll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, chaka
Baby, cause you make me wanna scream
Let me rock you, rock you
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

OMG - PUHLEASE! Tell me those undies don't say "Canada"! LOL!
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they DO! *dies* Someone bring London out of retirement!

That guy had a MUCH better body that the other one. Not as good a dancer sadly.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:04pm.
HOT SLUT ALERT!!!

He reminds me of that NY dancer whom MK used for a few Caption Thises about a year ago.... Jones?

just my opinion
She's no Chaka Khan.
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nuts. now i'm hungry.

My 15yr old daughter came in a while ago and asked if I saw Beyonce on TMZ-----No, but I did see her on SNL.

My daughter was really repulsed by Beyonce and her "Grand Mal Ass Seizure" that she's using as a dance move. Enough already with the giant ass seizures from her and J-Ho. Thank God she's not trying to faux her way through a song, written by herself.

...and the music industry can't figure why they're losing money.

I can't wait until Beyonce pulls her head out of her ass and "steps to the left" and takes a good luck at her pimp Jay-zee, her mom and dad, the other two pimps.

That's gonna be a good book for sure. She'll probably start singing smooth Jazz and drop the ghetto yodeling crap she does now.

Oh, and before I forget Bam, Bam; Do you really think that Beyonce would pass up the chance to look charitable publicly? Especially, towards Jennifer Hudson? Remeber....she's Beyonce aka Jay-zee's robo-Ho. It would at least make her look human and not so petty.

Beyonce is a big, dumb baby right now; but I think down the road just like all the other babies she's gonna dump Jay-Zee probably do a Mariah Carey on rappers from coast to coast.

Sasha Fierce, just sounds obscene and stupid, considering the high profile of Hudson's family being murdered. I think she should've waited out of respect at least. Whether she likes it or not, she will always be connected to Jennifer Hudson, and the jealousy of her talent.

Yeah, Sasha Fierce. There's way too many Sashas in show biz, including the t.v. animals She just looks and sounds silly, again.

I think Beyonce is getting too old to pulling off her latest joke. After seeing her slaughter every song on the Academy Awards, I've always seen her as faux talent coasting around on her looks and Jay-zee's shit promoting. We have a lot of that these days.

So obvious and desperate for publicity: Go get a complete body makeover and then show up on a very popular show in a leotard with Japanese warrior shields calling it Avant Garde and "new"? She has got to stop listening to Jay-zee.

The beginning of that song "Jungle Love" by Morris Day and the Time, is what any of Jay-zee's crap sounds like to me. Even mommies like me have been exposed to enough decent rappers on the radio that not any rap with the usual lyrics will do.

On SNL, Beyonce looked like she was wearing Whitney Houston's silly tinman outfit in "The Body Guard".

I hope her CD bombs and she figures out why.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:02pm.
I'm gonna try following them before I gives up.

Yup. At worst, you'll have the young, happy years to look back on. That's how is was with my 'rents, before I discovered rock & roll.

@Bambam,

HDH are currently composing the score for First Wives Club -- The Musical, which will include original tunes for the musical as well as some of their hit tunes.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

ha! That's the same guy with the fat lady on the table! LOL!
Oopsie! No it ain't. It's a reaction vid.

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Submitted by gucci on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:59pm.

if anyone wants to see this horrible beyonce SNL video here's a link
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horrible boob job
horrible voice

just my opinion
She's no Chaka Khan.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:00pm.

I hate to interrupt, darlings, but I wanted to put this here in case any of us were entertaining thoughts of trying to do this sort of thing. This just shows how horribly wrong it can go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBIIpPptjw
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HOT SLUT ALERT!!!

OMG - PUHLEASE! Tell me those undies don't say "Canada"! LOL!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:55pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:23pm.

Then keep dreaming.I figure that part of it is the kid's healthy distancing him- or herself from the 'rents as an independent person.
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I agree. But I have some good examples. I'm gonna try following them before I gives up:)

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I hate to interrupt, darlings, but I wanted to put this here in case any of us were entertaining thoughts of trying to do this sort of thing. This just shows how horribly wrong it can go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBIIpPptjw

http://daywithoutagay.org/

if anyone wants to see this horrible beyonce SNL video here's a link

http://toyas-world.net/beyonce-performs-boy-single-ladies-on-saturday-ni...

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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Yea, Bambam, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!
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I'd be hard pressed to name my favorite but I do love Nowhere to Run and Love is Like a Heatwave.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:23pm.

Then keep dreaming. I figure that part of it is the kid's healthy distancing him- or herself from the 'rents as an independent person.

@ bambam

Sweetie, could you please go over to the kittens and Kim thread and give Mike hell for his obvious dislike of women who actually have asses.

You're the only one I can trust, 'cause of your great avie. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:47pm.

Ooh, this old heart of mine been broke a thousand times
Each time you break away I think you're gone to stay
Lonely nights that come, memories that flow
Bringing you back again, hurting me more and more

Maybe it's my mistake to show this love I feel inside
'Cause each day that passes by,
You've got me never knowin' if I'm comin' or goin' but I

I love you-ou-ou, yes I do
This old heart (ooh) darlin' is weak for you
I love you-ou-ou, yes I do

These old arms of mine miss having you around
Make these tears inside start falling down
Always with half a kiss, you remind me of what I miss
Though I try to control myself
Like a fool I start grinnin' 'cause my head starts spinnin' 'cause I

I love you-ou-ou, yes I do
This old heart (ooh) darlin' is weak for you
I love you-ou-ou, yes I do

I try hard to hide my hurt inside
This old heart of mine always keeps me cryin'
The way you're treatin' me leaves me incomplete
You're here for the day, gone for the week

But if you leave me a hundred times
A hundred times I'll take you back
I'm yours whenever you want me
I'm not too proud to shout it, tell the world about it 'cause I

I love you-ou-ou
This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you
I love you-ou-ou
This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you
I love you-ou-ou
This old heart (this old heart) is weak for you

Out of all the songs they wrote I'll put this one up against anything else they did in a contest for best song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:25pm.

Joe and Angel: It must be an immutable law of nature that kids think their parents are cool and smart when they're young; then, with puberty, the parents turn into square, tone-deaf fools
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I have a dream, Sheeps! I saw it in a couple of friends when I was in HS. They liked their parents! They thought their parents were cool! THEY were cool! I'm holding out for my dream but I won't be too devastated if it doesn't come. I haven't seen it much.

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Youtube dancer is amazing... even if he reminds me ever so slightly of the killer from The Silence Of The Lambs.

Submitted by gucci on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:54pm.

taunting them? You know, "don't you wish you could get some of this?" Women get raped in some countries acting like that.

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Borat did a bit about that very thing.

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Dear Gucci:

.."Do you like pina coladas..and getting caught in the rain?"

Just joking. You seem to have a fun personality and don't act like a big baby.

Are you also a coffee snob? I am. Also, we should get this out of the way now, I am not a J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius fan.

Listen, gotta go check on dinner, but I'll be right back.
HeatherlyG

by jussayin:

Bey makes me miss Aaliyah's class and grace and style that much more, because it just seemed more natural and effortless and understated, and Bey just always looks and sounds like she's overkilling it and straining.
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i totaly agree. aaliyah was great and when it came on to class and grace? she had it and owned it effortlessly. beyonce overdoes and tries too hard in everything she does.

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parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:12pm.
zomay, I am in the Bev Hills/Santa Monica area, so it is just kinda smoky out there. I get a headache from being outside though, so have spend most of the
day home. Poor doggie is bored though.

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I knew you were not in the Orange county/Riverside county area. My sister is in Burbank and she told me it is smoky everywhere. Hope the wind stays calm and the fires are contained. Good night all :) .

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:21pm.
@ kacky,

That makes me wonder too. It's that double standard, I mean who is she trying to appeal to? Showing off your body, talking about how strong emotionally you are and how you're not taking any crap from guys yet taunting them? You know, "don't you wish you could get some of this?" Women get raped in some countries acting like that. I don't know who she's appealing to, men or women. I been out there a long time and no one, male or female, would be worth the trouble. I got a neighbor with a body made by God (as in Gawwdamn!!!) but she acts like she's the shit. I got her message very early on yet I still spoke to her cause she's a neighbor. I finally said fuck her (mentally) and I ignore her to this day.

@ pearlnecklace,

Don't get me started about those so called Christian women. The ones I've dealt with hide behind that to cover for their pettiness and mean spiritedness, almost to a person. That "I'm a queen b.s. They can tell a man how they should be treated yet men can't do the same, as long as you meet THEIR requirements according to THEIR wishes, they'll meet your requirements according to what THEY think is reasonable for them.
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which is why i no longer attend church. my aunt went to church 6 days a week but was a mean and nasty person straight through.
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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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Where's Holland-Dozier-Holland when you need them?

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

bambam:

whats funny about her male bashing lyrics is that she hasn't been in that many relationships herself. jz is her first REAL relationship.

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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la coocaracha:

what makes her ghetto? lets see. marrying an ex drug dealing rapper is one, and um lets see, shaking her ass on stage is another and um lets see. busting out and saying she wants to sing at the inauguration 2008 without being offered the invitation. does that say enough for you? oh and her's another little tip for you: money doesn't make a person any less ghetto. britney, beyonce, good examples.

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

The first wives club

Joe and Angel: It must be an immutable law of nature that kids think their parents are cool and smart when they're young; then, with puberty, the parents turn into square, tone-deaf fools; then, if the parents are lucky, the kids forgive them and see them more as equals and even worthy of respect, about the time the kids get married or have grandkids.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:50pm.

Or maybe she sent her condolences to Ms. Hudson privately and didn't feel it necessary to publicize it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:05pm.
Who is the *straight guy* in the SNL clip? The one that talks to Beyonce? He's also in *Band of Brothers* and I lurrves him.
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Beyonce is talking to Paul Rudd. But he wasn't in Band of Brothers . I think you're thinking of Ron Livingston. He was also in Office Space.

EDIT: I was wrong Joe. His name is Eion Bailey. He looks just like Paul Rudd and is just as hunky!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047248/

BTW ITA about "Band of Brothers." It's an awesome mini series.

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Submitted by Hekki:I guess I'm a snob, but this Beyonce crap is like McDonald's in the mall. REAL music is like a bistro in Paris.

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or Fado being sung by the waitress in a little cafe in the Alfama district of Lisbon

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by Hekki:I guess I'm a snob, but this Beyonce crap is like McDonald's in the mall. REAL music is like a bistro in Paris.
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we snobs have to stick together!lolololol

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

The first wives club

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:15pm.

MTC, I love your avie!!!!!

I thought the skit was great....
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Thank yee...hehehe. Dance biscuits rock!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:12pm.
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Thanks Dee. I could have sworn it was him in B of Brothers.....well whoever he was, he was very cute. Incredible mini series.

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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars

MTC, I love your avie!!!!!

I thought the skit was great....

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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright, bright, sun-shiny day.
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Video is unavailable but I can see by the pic that she's doing that tired ass dance of hers that sent her tumbling down the stairs at her concert. LMFAO! And that tired ass name Sasha Fierce? Please, Sasha is a dog's name.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:02pm.

@MY2C: HEY! I'm still tryna think of a prize! What's your favourite song?
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You knows I love the Winehouse. Take your pick :)

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Creemy:

Beyonce Solange is that you? do the world a favor and take your low class ghetto asses out of dlisted your not wanted here.

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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.

Simon Cowell on beyonce.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:03pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:53pm
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Awww that's sweet........and it gives me a fabulous idea. The next time my kids are being obnoxious I'll threaten to go on Canadian Idol. Hahahahahhaha! I've already threatened to show up at their school dances and bust out the moves on the dance floor (I can see it all in my mind's eye: strobes, platforms, big hair. The crowd cheering me on;) My kids laugh (very nervously)& try to act nonchalant, but I've noticed they've been hiding the requests from school for parents to volunteer as dance monitors....
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LOLOLOLOL!

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Dance biscuits!!!

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HeatherlyG:

"I think she always sounds like some white girl trying talk with a black accent".

actally when she was with DC she sounded and spoke like an urban black person but since her career took off she's been trying DESPERATELY to become and speak like something she isn't. but don't worry its not working. lolololol!

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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.

Simon Cowell on beyonce.

Who is the *straight guy* in the SNL clip? The one that talks to Beyonce? He's also in *Band of Brothers* and I lurrves him.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:53pm
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Awww that's sweet........and it gives me a fabulous idea. The next time my kids are being obnoxious I'll threaten to go on Canadian Idol. Hahahahahhaha! I've already threatened to show up at their school dances and bust out the moves on the dance floor (I can see it all in my mind's eye: strobes, platforms, big hair. The crowd cheering me on;) My kids laugh (very nervously)& try to act nonchalant, but I've noticed they've been hiding the requests from school for parents to volunteer as dance monitors....

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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars