Sasha Fierce Needs New Dancers

I think Sack-A-Feces, not Sasha Fierce (drag queen puppy name) is more appropriate for Beyonce's alter ego gig. Anybody who's even given an oral report in front of the class knows what "performance energy" feels like. BFD!

She's still trying to push that "Look what baby can do" shit. A lot of people can dance well, and she's just another J-Lo, Britney, Madonna faux celebrity---I just think these millionaire twats don't deserve to be as rich as they are just because they can put on a dance show with lots of "bells and whistles". I've never seen or heard any of them sing in tune or act well. Beyonce just gets dressed up and "ghetto yodels" through her crap. I hope they're at least donating a lot of turkeys----or all natural Khabbala turkeys in Madonna's case (she really does look like an old white asian piece of sinew); no offense to asians, just referring to her face being pulled so tight, her ears have switched sides!

I saw Aerosmith once 10yrs. ago, and even at their ages, those guys sang and played incredible and their energy was great. It was the same show in Anchorage, AK where Steve Tyler broke his ankle; because he was performing his but off.

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I think this is a job for Weird Al Yankovich.

I think that guy is awesome. He should have been in the original video. LMAO

Rich and famous people suck.

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I like him. He's having fun and that's all that matters.

Justin Timberlake is ok as a comedic actor but I don't get why people like his singing.

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That dude is really good!

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Submitted by myohmy86 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:28am.

Dude, like it or not, that's talent. It's not easy to do what he's doing. Dancing is very athletic and very competitive. I also don't get why you're so bothered by it. You admitted you're flaming sometimes so what makes you more of a man than him or anyone else? Feel however you want, but don't be an asshole and imply he's less of a man than anyone else just because he's not like you. And saying he's not talented is just ignorant. He's amazing.

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Do you really think that Beyonce would pass up the chance to look charitable publicly? Especially, towards Jennifer Hudson? Remeber....she's Beyonce aka Jay-zee's robo-Ho.

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i really hate justin, there is just something about him that screams douche & i cannot get over it....his face offends me. plus, i am so tired of him trying to be funny & actor-like. he is just horrible & not entertaining as an actor at all.

your right it takes a lot of courage to be him and im glad but talented? no not close, not when he is copying the same moves for bout 75 percent of this dance. And I dont really care if it is who he is per se but I meant a lot of young gay guys i know all think that this is the way to act and im sick of it.

SHe was on TRL finale last night, and her dance moves were whack. I don't know if you could even call that dancing. Looked more like cracked out Tai Chi to me.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:46am.

I think everyone who has a problem with people like the dancer should read Judith Butler's Gender Trouble. It's not an easy read, but she has some interesting ideas about gender being performative. Personally, I agree with her.

oi, and now I have to get some sleep and step away from the Dlisted.

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Submitted by myohmy86 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:38am.

Edited 'cause you were probably refering also to the twink solo dancer. However, what you said does still doesn't make much sense. You say you're flaming at times, but then criticise the dancers because they are? And the 'why do young queers have to be soooooo well queer'. You just answered your own question.

I must be bored to have bothered with this. Night.

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Submitted by myohmy86 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:38am.
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My,oh my, myohmy86. He's having a good time. What's wrong with that?

That is all.

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Submitted by myohmy86 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:38am.

I don't see anything wrong with him. He's more talented than most of the stars out there and he's his own person. And I actually like sports, played baseball all my life, soccer and some football, and I don't think I ever really flame, but this guy is amazing. Takes a lot of courage to be who he is and put it out there like that.

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The first bonus video with Paul Rudd being hot and some other people is good..mostly because Paul Rudd is there being hot. They really didn't need to have extras in it.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:28am.
Bam Bam:

I had to remind you that this is Dlisted idiot. Why the hell did you confront me anyway then, if saying what we want is so mutual? You don't know what the hell you're saying.

What the fuck is up with your rambling, delusional metaphors of what kind of a person you think I am. What the stupid fuck makes you think you know who or what I do and have done. I don't know what "point" you're trying to make or are speaking from, but it sounds like a corner to me.

*K2 is another blogger that stalks J Aniston and acts very much like you. Constantly, overstating themselves and pretend "analyzing" anyone who they feel is not "on board" with them; comes off as "holier-than-thou" bull shit.

Good Riddance.

ha. you had to remind me? check my profile you doof, i been here quite a while.

and aren't you doing the exact thing to beyonce that you accuse me of doing? my point is that you. don't. know. what. the woman. has. done or said. about. jennifer. yet you take that (what you don't know for sure), add it to what few things you do know and make a total judgement about what kind of person she is.

and just because i say that maybe she could've already spoken to jennifer in private you come back with this total opinion of her character, as though you just know her inside and out. who's the dumb one here?

not me that's for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by myohmy86 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:38am.

omg the videos of the guys dancing to this song like women make me vomit..a lot. I mean come on im pretty damn flaming at times, but I still have a y chromosome. While I dont like sports and shit I still know that it is not ok to be acting like that. Or even looking like that....
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Hey now! I happen to be in love with that twink and if you got sumthin to say about it you can say it to ME! OUTSIDE!

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@Heatherlyg: Everybody's got their cause and their day for it, too. You might make yourself well aware that you're putting just as much energy into this as he is.

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omg the videos of the guys dancing to this song like women make me vomit..a lot. I mean come on im pretty damn flaming at times, but I still have a y chromosome. While I dont like sports and shit I still know that it is not ok to be acting like that. Or even looking like that....holocaust skinny went out with kurt cobain dear. And if you want to be a girl then get a sex change operation. Ugh, why do young queers have to be soooooo well queer? Grow a set and act like a man, not a queen, not a princess but a guy.
As for Beyonce....yea she got good for a lil bit but now she sucks. Ghetto.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:29am.

Classic Freddie. xoxo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw

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*snickers at IG* Yeah, like an Englishman could prance like that........okay, Freddie Mercury, but he's the only one.

Bam Bam:

I had to remind you that this is Dlisted idiot. Why the hell did you confront me anyway then, if saying what we want is so mutual? You don't know what the hell you're saying.

What the fuck is up with your rambling, delusional metaphors of what kind of a person you think I am. What the stupid fuck makes you think you know who or what I do and have done. I don't know what "point" you're trying to make or are speaking from, but it sounds like a corner to me.

*K2 is another blogger that stalks J Aniston and acts very much like you. Constantly, overstating themselves and pretend "analyzing" anyone who they feel is not "on board" with them; comes off as "holier-than-thou" bull shit.

Good Riddance.

Slutts, I thought it was Jude Law.

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*Edited because a portion of my comment disappeared into outer space.

One question, is that MK in that video? Seriously, the face resembles his. Thank you and good night.

@heather,

get a grip sweets, i'm not losing anything over here. i don't care about beyonce, i just hate that she writes so many songs that basically focus negatively on men. this coming from a woman who's barely been allowed to have and learn how to be one half of a relationship.

that's all i care about but basically what you said about her regarding jennifer hudson was stupid. you sound like a person who goes into someone's shop, spends less than five dollars and has the nerve to try to tell that person how to run his business. and because the person doesn't do what you think ought to be done you project all your negative ASSUMPTIONS onto that person.

i mean if you feel that strongly about it then YOU should go out and put in the work and practice and go achieve the level of success she has so YOU can speak to the media and send your condolences to jennifer. or you can do it privately and no one will know about it because frankly it's none of their damn business and they can think whatever they want.

this is the dlist, you can say what you want. so can i, especially if it sounds stupid.

goodnite. and who the fuck is k2?

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:58am.

Brit? Leave the industry? I doubt that's gonna happen anytime soon. It's been more of a parent to her than her own mum... it gives her all the attention and money she wants and even let's her stay up late.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Actually, it totally makes sense!

Sasha Fierce is a clown! Clowns are just masks you know? I'm not gonna try and get into converting y'all...ever...but it's true. That's why she's scared lookin'. Sasha Fierce is the scared girl inside her that needs a persona. LOL!

PS. Fank you, M2C:) Somehow that one is very cathartic for me. I feel like she will now leave the industry and get her shit together. Ha! I'm so full of fucking hope today. Or something.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:29am.

In MY opinion: Beyonce is an airhead right up there with the likes of Britney and Jessica and has been told for so long that she's something extra special so she believes it.

I like her voice. I like her work. I can see her aging well but never really acquiring any charisma in the way that Cher or Tina Turner did over the years.
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I'm with you on this one, she can be killer when she performs. Like most singers ('cept Winehouse) she has some songs I love and other not so much, like the 'If I Was A Boy' crapfest...when she overemotes it makes me want to pull my eyelashes out. But if she thinks she's destined to join the ranks of Tina, Aretha, etc. she's sorely misguided.

BTW I checked out your new Brit you-tube. Lovely :)

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Bam Bam:

Why do you even come onto DListed if you can't take others opinions without losing your shit.

This is a fun site as far as I know. I'm not wasting my time "profiling" you via your past emails, because I don't take this blogging seriously.

Geez, lighten the fuck up. Seriously, don't get all K-2 on us.

If I find Beyonce annoying that's my biz and anyone else who cares to share.

I don't know that stupid cow, but if you sell your soul to the public then you have to live with it. I just think she's being pimped by Jay-zee instead of working any kind of career.

She shows up like a bad Super Bowl exhibition every time.

Sasha Fierce is a joke, because she's got fear in her eyes as far as I am concerned or she wouldn't be parading around like has been show girl still ghetto yodeling and nothing else, except songs where the music is so loud you can't hear her sing out of tune. Jay-Lo does the same fake,over-produced shit and made millions. Now she's done too.

The economy sucks too bad to expect people to pay for her silly ass lyrics, ass seizures and "all-praise" Jay-zee's #1 Ho and mommy/daddy's cash cow, bullshit to fly for long.

Excuse some of us for expecting some fucking talent out of these overpaid, over-rated millionaires.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:29am.

I can see her aging well but never really acquiring any charisma in the way that Cher or Tina Turner did over the years.
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Egg-zactly! Cher and Tina have real character. Beyonce has a persona. (Or two!) Does that make sense?

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In MY opinion: Beyonce is an airhead right up there with the likes of Britney and Jessica and has been told for so long that she's something extra special so she believes it.

I like her voice. I like her work. I can see her aging well but never really acquiring any charisma in the way that Cher or Tina Turner did over the years.

PS I think Sasha Fierce is laughable. It seems to me that she loses her fierceness the moment she tries to put on that persona.

You know what tho? I think she's pulling a "Black Cat" Janet Jackson. Janet did it better. And she didn't even do it THAT well.

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HeatherlyG:

actually i was talking about the way she sounds now(or at least she's trying to); like a wannabe educated sophisticated lady. she did'nt always sound that way. when she and DC where together she sounded like an urban girl from texas.

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@heatherlyg,

if you read any of my posts in this thread you'll see i'm not a fan of hers either. i can ONLY speak for myself, i can't presume to know what she or ANYBODY ELSE thinks. that's foolish to me.

she's human. we're all human, full of contradictions and mutable standards. she comes across the air as one thing yet you or i don't know her totally. until she does or says something that confirms HOW much of a bitch she is, a reasonable person can only give her the benefit of the doubt on that particular issue, so i do.

and if you haven't noticed, your opinion, my opinion, even most of the negative opinions here on Dlisted haven't affected her cd sales much have they?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

I agree about B being owned, but I disagree about Rhianna being able to sing, and B not be able.
Rhianna is very whiny to me. When B isn't doing vocal acrobatics, her voice is very pretty to me.

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Gucci:

She probably developed her "accent" after Jay-zee got to her. I'm guessing he likes his "bitches" to sound black. The photo of Beyonce standing by Jay-zee in his pimp chair with his pimp cane, says all I need to know.

She's so owned and stupid I really don't think she has any idea that photo does NOT portray an independent, in control woman that she's always ghetto yodeling about.

Jay-zee is like a black Hugh Hefner with his "protoges" (sp?)---I'll bet Beyonce is jealous as hell of Rhianna too. Afterall, she can sing.

I think Beyonce, someday, is sooooo gonna turn on Jay-zee for pimping her his way and ruining what she had left of a career. I don't think she can act either.

So, people shouldn't get upset when other people notice the "no-talents" among actual talented artists. They kind of stand out like Sarah Palins, and make you go hmmmmmm.

HeatherlyG:

She still comes off as a greedy whore with a self-idolizing bitch of an attitude and a weak "Wigger" accent.

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yeah when and where did aquire that accent? she didn't always sound that way.

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Bam:

In MY opinion, Beyonce was and is a shallow, greedy, no-talent bitch; well before Ms. Hudson's tragedy.

In the eyes of people that feel the same as I do about her, a kind word wouldn't have killed her. It may have lended to "us" having a better opinion of her.

She gobbles up publicity with her ass and cootch-hi dresses every chance she gets.

If not for the "public"; who exactly is supposed to buy her shit CDs.

She still comes off as a greedy whore with a self-idolizing bitch of an attitude and a weak "Wigger" accent. Everything about that bitch is fake. She's a huge recipe for a "Diana Ross"-like meltdown that'll make Britney and Whitney look like role models for young adults.

Just a matter of time......tick tock

OK, so Sasha Fierce should trade in her dancers for Sha-Sha Fierce, the dancer who so brilliantly captured the limelight here. I mean that blonde girl with the raccoon makeup was twirling up some twister and nearly fell over from the spins. I kid you not! Beyo should mos def tap into this and hire him already.

@bambam:

Stevie Wonder wrote Big Butts!?!?!

Go fucking figure!

(j/k - that was the first time I noticed that there:)

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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:22pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:04pm.

I hate being embarrassed for people when I watch things like that. But I couldn't turn it off.
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Ha! If it's any consolation he lists himself as a comedian...;p

Don't sweat it. DListed addiction just settles in after a while and you barely even notice it!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:33pm.

the story behind that song is that stevie wrote that for her after she didn't like the FIRST one he wrote. i always think the first verse has a double meaning because of that story, stevie saying to himself "oh, you didn't like one of MY songs huh? we'll see if you like this one, b___h." lol

i'd also like to know what that first song was cause back then EVERYTHING he wrote was the bomb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:28pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:25pm.

Chaka Khan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIVyqbQTXg
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GAWD I miss those days and I wasn't even there!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:27pm.

I have been on this site constantly since the election! Last night I came home and got right on here. Today, I woke up, checked Dlisted, sent Brad for some of those chocolate dippers from Pizza Hut, checked Dlisted, watched football, checked Dlisted, took a shower, changed into clean pajamas and I'm still here! oh, I suck.

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Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:26pm.

well, in your post you pretty much asked why hasn't she publicly spoken about the tragedy as if she should. like i said, how do we know for sure she didn't reach out to j. hudson privately? i mean, fuck the public, this is a personal tragedy. don't know one way or the other what beyonce's thinking or doing yet you're basically saying what she OUGHT to do to gain some respect in your eyes.

which begs the "obvious" question; who the fuck are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Gucci:

What a bitch huh?

I wish her dad would've taught her to play tennis instead.

by heatherlyG:
Sasha Fierce, just sounds obscene and stupid, considering the high profile of Hudson's family being murdered. I think she should've waited out of respect at least.
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you know i never even thought about the timing of the releasing of her new name? damn what a shame.

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"Tell Me Something Good," penned by the one, the only...give it up for MR. STEVIE WONDER, ladies and gentlemen!!!!!

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Submitted by gucci on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:59pm.

if anyone wants to see this horrible beyonce SNL video here's a link
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horrible boob job
horrible voice

just my opinion
She's no Chaka Khan.

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absolutely. and she'll never be shaka khan no matter what she does.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:25pm.

Chaka Khan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIVyqbQTXg
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Well fuck me, that was Bob Hope introducing them

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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