Wanda Sykes Loves The Ladies
I never really thought about if Wanda Sykes likes to suck on the peen or the clitty, but now that she's declared her gayelleness, everything makes sense now. I had one of those "now that you mention it...." moments.
Anygayelle, raise your strap-ons and rejoice through the aisles of Home Depot, Wanda Sykes is a big ole' lezzie! You can call her Wanda Dykes from now on! Sorry, it was the first thing I thought of. Yes, I'm eternally 12. Just like Mimi!
At the Las Vegas Prop 8 Really yesterday, Wanda shouted to the audinece, "I LOVE LICKIN' THE LABIA AND PROUD OF IT!" No, she really said, "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives."
When Prop 8 passed in California, Wanda felt like she was attacked and so she's speaking out about her life now. "Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." She forgot the "proud to be a funny person" part, because she stills makes me laugh until my peen hole queefs.
Wanda married her wife on October 25th. She was married to a dude back in the old days, but they divorced in 1998.
Go Wanda! I just want to give her a big lesbian hug (it involves lots of titties rubbing together)!
It's your turn, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. Now, I don't mean he needs to come out as a big shiny homo. But it's about times he figures out that I'm alive, declares his undying love for me and promises to make me his child bride (I am younger than him).
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why are people saying they only heard now? i thought most people knew from way back that wanda was a big fat gay.
No real surprise, but I love Wanda. She just doesn't give a shit, and I love that about someone.
As for Anderson Cooper, I see him as asexual. I can't imagine him having sex-period. I think the man is the hotness, but I can't see him getting worked up for a man OR a woman.
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I posted this last night.
yeah, yeah, I know....
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No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
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I only heard this past Aug. that Wanda is a lesbian. A lesbian friend of mine told me Wanda and her partner live right near us. It's a nice, upper middle class area on the east coast. Good for Wanda.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:15am.
Let's sit back and wait for Queen Latifah to come out. That'll shock me more than Wanda.
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Yes, I'm kind of hoping against hope on that one. It would be a vast leap in acknowledging that ginormous elephant in the room among black entertainers. And a sign that they aren't willing to sit back and let the neo-con-fundie-hick circus "embrace" them as brothers and sisters in hate.
ETA that, much as I understand his fears for his career and appreciate that at least he doesn't pretend to be straight publicly, it would be nice for Anderson Cooper to say "yes, I'm a 'mo, and now moving on...!"
"well, damn wanda...i never thought of her having sex, period...but now that she's admitted that she's a gayelle"
why? ahe has admitted that her marriage to her man was a big fucking spectacular fake/failure warranting dissolution of marriage. is this so much of a shock? seriously?
she did a star jones but nobody noticed.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:29am.
It turns out that "Rock" was short for "Rockefeller."
What a great siggy!
She always seemed like one of those asexual people without genitals to me. You take her clothes off and she looks like a Barbie doll. Her and Ellen would make the most kickass couple ever.
well, damn wanda...i never thought of her having sex, period...but now that she's admitted that she's a gayelle, i can't believe i missed it...good for her from coming out...there should be many, many more folks coming out...prop 8 is affecting your quality of life...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Frankly I always wondered about Liberace...
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:27am.
I'm still recovering from the Rock Hudson news.
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What news?
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"Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment."- S. Johnson
I'm still recovering from the Rock Hudson news.
What a great revelation! I've always wondered why I've always loved her but never wanted to bang her, it's because she puts off a dyke-vibe, a cock-blocking odour, if you will.
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Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:19am.
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I'll never be over it, Mrs. McSlitty. Never! You know I always kept mine in my purse so it'd be ready for you.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
yeah damn staight! that's how come hollywood loved her. didncha know?
non-threatening and gay. YOU GO GURL!!!
oh where's quincy jones and the fresh booty smith in this post?
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:11am
LOL; LOVED her in 'PootyTang'
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
WHOA...yeah, that gave me a now-that-I-think-about-it moment, too. And thank you, Wanda. With the rightwing paid talking heads sneering about "blacks backing our values" I'm heartened to read this, can't wait to tell my gayelle sister and my gayelle SIL :)
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:14am.
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Are you going to carry around that grudge just because I left you for her...it's time to get over it. Mrs. Sykes is getting on my last nerve losing her detachable vagina...that's why Velcro was invented.
This announcement doesn't surprise me at all. Good for you Wanda!
Edit to LOL at IV. Funny!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Now that one was way too obvious.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Shit, Helen Keller could have figured this one out.
I like Wanda, and yes, Queen Latifah needs to come out next.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Let's sit back and wait for Queen Latifah to come out. That'll shock me more than Wanda.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:05am.
I love me some Wanda Sykes. Here's one of her funniest clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FfFwtL91Q
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Hahahaha..funny shite, Slutty! Thanks for sharin :)
So, how long have you and Mrs. Sykes been married now?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hell will have a frost warning before Coop, Revolta or any other hiding-in-plain-sight cowards leave the stuffy confines of their closets. Wanda has bigger balls than any of them.
She ain't hooking, she just like to look fancy and chill in the corner..LOLLLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZtL6rCeGY
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:08am.
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I'm not. Proud hetero here....well unless the right woman just sweeps me off my feet, of course.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
who isn't gay these days? seriously
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I love me some Wanda Sykes. Here's one of her funniest clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FfFwtL91Q
No shit Sherlock!
she's so funny, go wanda...
her prank calls as gladys murphy were so funny
What a shock.
Well, I didn't really think about it, but I sort of assumed. Not to generalize, but most female comedians (comics?) are gay. Who cares? She's funny as hell. Love her on "Curb Your Enthusiasm". And Susie Essman is another one who makes me pee my pants. These bitches are FUNNY.
"...because she stills makes me laugh until my peen hole queefs."
Hahaha, MK. Apparently, you and the Hot Slut of the Day need the same carpet cleaner.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
I always thought she was out of the closet. Anywho good for her.
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erm also NOT gangsta.