Wanda Sykes Loves The Ladies
I never really thought about if Wanda Sykes likes to suck on the peen or the clitty, but now that she's declared her gayelleness, everything makes sense now. I had one of those "now that you mention it...." moments.
Anygayelle, raise your strap-ons and rejoice through the aisles of Home Depot, Wanda Sykes is a big ole' lezzie! You can call her Wanda Dykes from now on! Sorry, it was the first thing I thought of. Yes, I'm eternally 12. Just like Mimi!
At the Las Vegas Prop 8 Really yesterday, Wanda shouted to the audinece, "I LOVE LICKIN' THE LABIA AND PROUD OF IT!" No, she really said, "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives."
When Prop 8 passed in California, Wanda felt like she was attacked and so she's speaking out about her life now. "Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." She forgot the "proud to be a funny person" part, because she stills makes me laugh until my peen hole queefs.
Wanda married her wife on October 25th. She was married to a dude back in the old days, but they divorced in 1998.
Go Wanda! I just want to give her a big lesbian hug (it involves lots of titties rubbing together)!
It's your turn, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. Now, I don't mean he needs to come out as a big shiny homo. But it's about times he figures out that I'm alive, declares his undying love for me and promises to make me his child bride (I am younger than him).



That is WTF. Now that you mention it she does give off the gayelle vibe but I remembered hearing in one of her standups tha she was divorced from a man so I never knew.
i love wanda!! i also totally assumed she was a gayelle...
Does anyone remember when Wanda was just up and coming? Her name was Wanda Sykes-Hall because she was married. I always got that gayelle vibe from her and I figured her marriage ended because her husband was missing something - a vagina.
Dlisters...the VERY last thing dannygrl wants, but desperately deserves is to be ignored.
It deliberately hits the Prop 8 threads / alternative lifestyle threads with it's ignorance and intolerance to stir shit and make people angry.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:17am.
I'm jus' sayin'
no you're not. you're TITS!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
dannygrl
You said some hurtful things about an entire group of people you most likely don't have much exposure to. I'm gay and don't fit any of your preconceived notions of my mental health, physical health, mannerisms, and so called personality disorders. I'm actually educated, fit, loving, compassionate and just so happen to be attracted to people who you may not deem "normal" or fitting for me, but as a grown man, I shouldn't seek your permission to like who I want to like. If innate attraction is means for a mental disorder...then I guess we're all guilty.
Live life accepting and embracing people's differences...the world around you is so much more beautiful when you do.
I am sure men everywhere are devastated.
if i am going to hell!I am going playin the peeaano.Jerry Lee Leiws.
Here's the vid of her at the Vegas rally:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilYcrig6hyo
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I think she sounds just like Garry Coleman when she talks. Coming out in that voice had to be a little creepy. I'm still trying to stomach that someone actually did Garry Coleman's psycho ass.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:33pm.
You make a damn good point.
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I'm jus' sayin'....Sure she's got a right to come in here and say whatever she wants, but I am so sick and tired of people who believe everything they think.
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Even more annoying -- this bigot thinks that "having a right to an opinion" means "not being called on it" when she spews generalizations and untruths. That's what I hear these bigots whinging about all the time. You opened your gaping piehole, so tough shit when people point and laugh at you. Grow a backbone, bigots.
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I'm jus' sayin'....Sure she's got a right to come in here and say whatever she wants, but I am so sick and tired of people who believe everything they think.
Not all opinions are created equal.
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Tell that to Stuart Smiley.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
She was straight until she stopped eating tomatoes with their active ingredient, Lycopeen.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Okay, so when is Queen Latifah going to come out of the closet? The time is NOW, Queen LaQueefa! Stop acting like Jeanette Jenkins (who was obnoxious on Fear Factor) is your trainer.. we know you haven't seen a treadmill in years but you've seen plenty of vag!
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Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I cant even get into MY OWN pants!
Wanda Sykes is a hilarious stand up... yep, that's all i got to say
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Wanda is a funny ho, don't care which way she likes THE SEXAY...(but yeah, din't know)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:33pm.
You make a damn good point.
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I'm jus' sayin'....Sure she's got a right to come in here and say whatever she wants, but I am so sick and tired of people who believe everything they think.
Not all opinions are created equal.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:33pm.
You make a damn good point.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:02pm.
I know. Damn. I really do hate myself for believing everyone should have the right to say what they want. Even if they're idiots.
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Yes, she's got the right to make a damn fool of herself if she wants, but that is not the point.
The claims she is making are unsupportable generalizations and outright untruths.
Freedom of speech does not mean you can falsely yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater.
(Paraphrasing of a quote from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.'s opinion in the United States Supreme Court case Schenck v. United States in 1919.)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Gotta love Wanda and the obvious self-outing. Between her, George Takei and Clay Aiken I don't know which admission was the most obvious. The good news is, Gays and Lesbians still can marry in California. Unfortunately, they will be forced to be closeted, and they will continue to marry us straight people, in sham marriages, just like they have been for the history of all time. Congratulations bigots, say hello to your New Gay Husband! (And his best friend Lyle that he always goes on really long fishing trips with)
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I am keeping this link handy so I can send them somewhere they can feel at home and understand when they start talking about things they are too thick to process.
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 6:04pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZtL6rCeGY
Deb--you made my night!!
Wanda is one of my heroes and role models. I'ma find me an old leering geezer to smack the crap out of so I can shout,
"You greasy bastid!"
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Imagine someone puts a chemical compound in your mouth and then videotapes your discomfort.----jimmyxxx
"I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman." ---HS Lisa Wu.
@ Mah Boos---
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:49pm.
I would def report her if she suddenly started ranting in all caps.
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Imagine someone puts a chemical compound in your mouth and then videotapes your discomfort.----jimmyxxx
"I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman." ---HS Lisa Wu.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:52pm.
I know. Damn. I really do hate myself for believing everyone should have the right to say what they want. Even if they're idiots.
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That's why there is hope for our society, Diego.
Because of standup people like yourself.
*high five*
They can't turn us into Gollums.
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Imagine someone puts a chemical compound in your mouth and then videotapes your discomfort.----jimmyxxx
"I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman." ---HS Lisa Wu.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:52pm.
I know. Damn. I really do hate myself for believing everyone should have the right to say what they want. Even if they're idiots.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
@Dannygirl-I have been addicted to drugs, I have been depressed, yet I am not homosexual. According to you and your theories I should by all rights be addicted to homosexuality. Being gay is not a mental disorder, nor is it an addiction. You need to educate yourself before you post such offensively incorrect statements. Just because someone was married to someone of the opposite sex at one time in no way shape or form says that their homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, it simply indicates a growth and understanding of who and what they really are, as well as a desire to finally be true to themselves. Sorry if this doesn't make sense, but I am stoned out 'o' my mind at the moment. Simply put Dannygirl, you are waaaaaaay off!
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:25pm.
Ha, I can't bring myself to report her. She's just annoying. She's not actually hurting anyone or anything by being stupid here. As much as it hurts me to say that.
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I hear you. She's had me hovering over that link a coupla times but it's just not quite...she really believes what she's saying and she's just not the most offensive person in the world about it. Mostly I ignore but sometimes I need to rant and rave and her simplicity makes her an easy target:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:25pm.
Ha, I can't bring myself to report her. She's just annoying. She's not actually hurting anyone or anything by being stupid here. As much as it hurts me to say that.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
dannygrl, that she was married to a man actually proves that she is bisexual or hadn't come out yet
dannygrl: go suck an egg...
o/t: wanda is awesome
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"I don't like people, but I certainly love individuals" - Kdracofan
"90% of homosexuals have some sort of other mental illness (depression, bipolar, etc) and have usually been addicted to drugs, alcohol and more in the past."
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LOL!
Maybe that's because people are constantly spewing shit at them about how its not ok to be who they are
...meanwhile Britney Spears wins three awards, the Banks are bankrupt from dealing shiftily with credit and people are drowning in floods in one of the richest and most technologically advanced countries in the world.
And there's something wrong with THEM? Hell, hunny - that would drive me to drugs too. AND HAS!
I don't know how many gays you know dannygrl but MY gay friends are among the most healthy and productive people I know.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by dannygrl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:38pm.
The fact that she was married to a man (just like the redhead from SATC) just goes to prove this is a LIFESTYLE CHOICE.
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Bitch, sit cha ass down and rub this here BBQ sauce on yo' bland ass... My carnivorous ass will teach you all about "lifestyle choices"...HO! *tying on tiger bib...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by dannygrl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:38pm.
Oh my God. Can't MK ban this shit?
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If she's straight-up offensive you can report her. I think it takes a few reports to get someone off tho.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by dannygrl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:38pm.
Oh my God. Can't MK ban this shit? It's obvious this person is just out for attention because why else would you come to a site that belongs to a gay man and start spouting off about us being mentally ill, drug addicts, hiv carriers, etc.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm bipolar. Just like many of my heterosexual family members. I'm the only gay one so try again. I've never been addicted to any sort of drug and I'm negative. So I can destroy that bullshit in a few sentences.
Next, bitch. I'm so over this.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
You're very welcome, Lory!
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I love her. She's hilarious!
Hey there Pearl! Thank you for the links. I have a homophobic acquaintance I want to scare the shit out. *rubbing hands* Muahahaha!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
And yes, Wanda Sykes is the hotness.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
H-m-m, I think Wanda was a guest star on Will & Grace. Just like Neil Patrick Harris and Rosie O’Donnell.
I love me some Wanda! Good for her. Here is part of her tour de force as Biggie Shorty in that under-appreciated classic, "Pootie Tang". Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZtL6rCeGY
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Love Wanda,one of the funniest women out there!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
& LMAO, Lory XD
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Love Wanda Sykes!
Oh, and dannygirl, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
ah, I see Danygrrl is back trolling for attention. Must hurt like a bitch that the American Psychological Association and the AMA don't consider homosexuality a disorder.
AND FYI y'all, the Kinsey Heterosexual-Homosexual Scale (cover your fundiefucked eyes, Dany!):
http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/ak-hhscale.html
AND the APA's faq re homosexuality and sexual orientation:
http://www.soulforce.org/article/643
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When I woke up this morning next to my husband, I suddenly had the imminent urge to lick a random juicy chocha so I sent him to the neighbour's dog house. Chocha... Hmmm delicious! Perhaps Dannygrl can give me some tips to get the deed done right (her rants reek of Thorazine eating, baby drowning, self hating gayelleness so methinks she can munch the rug like a pro even if she cuts her butt cheeks for it). In the afternoon I might crave for some peen but my knees are kind of sore so I'll just postpone it for Tuesday...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wanda Sykes is awesome, which ever way she folds her sheets.
@dannygrl
There is also a cure for ignorance, it's called an education. You should get one.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by dannygrl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:38pm.
If you really believe that a homosexual life style is a choice, then there is nice bridge in Brooklyn that I would like to sell you.
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Hatred & prejudice feeds on attention and it also never responds to reason. Why bother?
*dancing round the room with my underpants on my head*
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Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 2:08pm.
The Pope is Catholic,
Bears shit in the woods,
and the sky is blue.
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"It is a form of mental illness and scientists have proven this. 90% of homosexuals have some sort of other mental illness (depression, bipolar, etc) and have usually been addicted to drugs, alcohol and more in the past."
First, i was wondering when one of your kind would show up here.
These "scientists" were also financed by Extreme Religious affiliations on the right. They had a negative disposition toward the Gay/Lesbian citizens to begin with. And the "Cure" has been proven to be nothing more than brain washing. Some men and women can be "shamed" into believing they are not gay, doesn't mean they still aren't.
90% do not have mental or substance abuse problems. That would mean 9 out of 10 of my Gay friends would, and no, they don't.
It's people like you that cause some of the stigma and denial. It is nature, that's how it works, but you go ahead and promote misguided and bedeviled beliefs.
The rest of us are caught up and quite tired of having to turn around and tell you to STFU.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dannygrl,
People who spew the kind of hate you do just make me sad....sad that you are so obviously ignorant about what you are talking about. You have no factual evidence to back up anything you are saying, it's just simply an opinion which is fine, but me and most of the regular dlisters would agree that an opinion like that doesn't belong on this site considering the person who runs this site is an openly gay man who we all love and respect. So take your ignorance else where. Also, if stupidity were a crime you would be serving life!
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