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My cat does that. He's so fluffy and fat he can't reach back there, so he has to clean himself somehow. It pisses me off though. Who wants ass rubbed all over their carpet?

Yeah.. it could be worms, anal glands or just that extra clean feeling!

He's a better Swiffer than Cheryl Burke! I'd take Toby over Mop Head any day for my cleaning needs.

I could just go in my backyard and watch my neighbor's dog do that. You guys do know that they do that when they have worms, right?

that shit is so funny! when i first saw it i was really taken aback because it seemed like something they wouldnt show on a commercial...hysterical.

my dog used to do the same thing on the carpet. LOL

Submitted by GoogleMeYouDumbFuck on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:58am.

I thought it was a local ad cause it's so cheap and the whole overly dramatic "Toby, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" was so bad. I can't believe all over America there were other Toby fans, haha!
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It's global! I saw the same kind of drag-assy ad in Norway. As much as I felt bad for the poor doggie, I laughed like a loon. Yes, I am going to hell.

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I thought it was a local ad cause it's so cheap and the whole overly dramatic "Toby, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" was so bad. I can't believe all over America there were other Toby fans, haha!

Ya! I love Toby! I think its funny how this woman screams too. Its such an overreaction.

I think you should nominate the sexy broom from this Swiffer commercial. He's hawt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKZg_qLiIj8

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:33pm.
HAHA! That comment reminds me of Miss Jocelyn (crazy Brit comedian). Check it out:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5d8whzBaY

40 seconds. Do it.
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Worth it!

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Give that dog some gynelotrimin.

Dang, she's got bottom rot. Where's PETA when you need 'em?

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haaahahhahaha!!!! my cat does that.

omg I LOVE Toby and I love this steamer spot its so damn funny.... YEAH TOBY!!!

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The war isn't working.

Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:39pm.

LMAO! that was hella funny!!
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She does that in the streets in Britain too, and you should see people's reactions! Hysterical!

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

LMAO! that was hella funny!!

"I got worms"
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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:24pm.

HAHA! That comment reminds me of Miss Jocelyn (crazy Brit comedian). Check it out:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5d8whzBaY

40 seconds. Do it.

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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

why some of you acting like you don't scoot your butts on your office chairs? *side eye*

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lmao - good pick

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this is effing hilarious! hahaha

in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3

This is my favorite commercial ever!!! I remember the first time the kids and I saw it on tv, we laughed for hours after about it!

Living well is the best revenge.......

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 7:14pm.
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Hahaha Angel..I think that Sheeps is playing with us

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:53am.
Didn't Alina Reyes write mainly erotica?

Eggzackly. You don't think I read "literature," do you? That stuff's long and boring and doesn't have enough erotica in it.
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So funny!Love that commercial.Somebody get that pooch some worm medicine!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

HAHAHAHAH!! I LOVE this commercial! It's one of my favorites, and I'm glad MK recognized.

EvilShoe, I'm guessing the "guy" in the video that you're referring to is the 12 year-old boy?? That's just weird.

**Lo q paso, paso...get over it!**

I'm sure its wrong but the guy in the video was sorta hot.

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Submitted by rook on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:51pm.

*mouth wide open*

That was NASTY! At least they used KY.

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Oh man, the first time my mom and I saw this commercial we laughed our asses off. You definitely know how to pick 'em, MK!

since people seem excited about anal sacs, here's a video on how to express them on your dog and cat. brings new meaning to the phrase, "express yourself!"

http://www.howcast.com/videos/19771-Anal-Glands-2-How-To-Express-Them

Just maybe Toby's mommy might want to take Toby to the Vet before she calls Stanley Steamer because Toby probably has worms that make his poopy itch.

omg i love that commercial. the expressions on the kid's face is priceless. and how do they get the dog to do that rotfl

That commercial is the best ever!

HAHA, omg, Toby for HSOW!

Last week one of my little dogs did that and I screamed, Toby!

Last year I played this commerical so many times and I still laugh at it!

Well, if they'd give poor Toby some Charmin...

Website about animals with anal sac issues.

http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_anal_sacs.html

My cat had that happen to her. Poor thing she was suffering and we thought she was just being funny. I looked it up online and found out what it was from and took her to the vet. No worms.

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@kacky: Worms! LOL! I JUST saw it on Family Guy! My dog did have worms! LOL!

PS/ Oopsie! Someone said that:)

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I'm glad I know the reason for the butt scoot now. Obviously, I don't have a dog, so I've never seen this until I saw this commercial and the phone one where they stay at the hostel in France and the dog does the same thing. It was one of things I wanted to ask but the subject never really came up.

HAHAHA! I love how the dog totally smiles. My cat does that sometimes, yelling doesn't even stop them, they'll so it until the job's done.

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my little dog has to have is anal glands expressed cause something about after awhile he stops going to the bathroom right and it gets full. He's not shaped right down there. So when he does that it means it is time to take him to get that done. When I first saw him do it i thought he had worms but no, he has a problem back there after awhile where he gets packed.

Ah, yes. The Boot-Scoot! My cats do that once in a while, but luckily we have wooden floors so they're easier to sanitize afterward.

The commercials in GA only show Toby dragging his ass while hearing the woman scream, which sort of makes it funnier to me. I figure there was a longer version of this commercial.

ANOTHER reason why I HATEHATEHAT wall-to-wall carpeting: random doggies running their itchy butts across them.

And YEAHYEAH! I know they're soooo warm to cold feet in winter, especially up north, so BUY SOME FUZZY SLIPPERS AND/OR AN AREA RUG. Wall-to-wall carpeting is tacky and might as well be mite and germ farms as well as money black holes what with buying vacuums, professional cleaning, etc., and you know that shit still NEVER is really ever clean except when it came off the factory floor!/AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ranting does a body GOOD :)

ETA: So fake hardwood flooring for the win! And for the klassy-but-lazy elitist in me!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:01am.

That is probably my favorite commercial, but it's hardly ever on TV

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I know! I also love the Bush's Baked Beans commercials with Duke. He's a hot slut, too.

Yukkosaurus! Hahahaha, my mums Chihuahua used to do that, robodog!!

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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:01pm.

I hate that commercial. Just another bimbo who'd rather scream at a dog than take it to the groomer to have that taken care of.
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How do you take care of that? Honestly, I didn't know you could. I had one dog that did it all the time, but the 5000 others didn't do it unless they had eaten grass or whatever - so hardly ever and always outside, you know?

I figured the first one just liked the way it felt. (and hey! blame my mom - that was my childhood dog!)

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Submitted by Mopa on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:01pm.
I remember when I was young and it was said that this was a sign of worms. Actually, all it is is and itchy asshole. Sorry to be so blunt. Let's be honest here, don't we have this issue at times and find some way to relieve it?
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true dat. i think if it's a regular butt itch, a tongue bath will suffice, but if Toby has to drag his asshole all over a grainy surface, it's a sign of something a bit more serious. Now let's be honest here, if i could reach my own asscrack...nevermind

lol! i remember being at a birthday party and the dog scooting on his ass in front of everyone. it was hysterical.

LOL! Our family dog did that. He also slept on the coffee table when we went out:)

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I hate that commercial. Just another bimbo who'd rather scream at a dog than take it to the groomer to have that taken care of.

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