SamRo Fights For Her Woman!
A fur-hating crazy bitch dropped a flour bomb all over HoHan in Paris on Friday night (click here for video) and SamRo has come to her lezzie lover's defense. SamRo put on her nut stompin' combat boots, rolled up her flannel shirt and blogged about the whole thing. SamRo loves fur! This is sort of breaking news, because does this mean that HoHan is growing out her busted Sphynx kitty?
Here's some of the shit SamRo wrote. This is the Cliff Notes version, but you can click here to read the whole post:
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press????? (MK Note: Peta just spontaneously combusted)I know I'm probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don't really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I'm more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I'm not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I'm not sure I would have walked away from it.
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.
You know that night she totally threw a "fur coat" on her tongue! And she loooooved, looooved it!
P.S. - For SamRo's information, my pooch has been known to bite at another dog for giving me the side-eye. Okay, it's never really another dog, but one of his stuffed toys. And they usually don't give me shade, they just lay there and my dog likes to bite at them. But still! That counts.
P.P.S. - It's not like the crazy bitch threw a Duncan Hines cake mix, with 2 cups of water and 2 eggs on HoHan. It was just fucking flour! And now I really want some cake.
Here's HoHan and SamRo doing stuff in Paris. HoHan is missing something in these pictures. Missing a big load of white flour on her head!
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Bossy, heehee. I hate when that happens!
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Wait a minute..... Is she actually saying that animals don't protect us so we shouldn't protect them????? Is that actually what she is saying?!!!!
PETA are hypocritical nutbags who've been caught killing pets themselves that were given to them by naive people, I guess in order to save money that would have been "wasted" housing and feeding these abandoned pets while supposedly looking for new homes for them, all so they can pay Pam Anderson for her bullshit support.
That said, however, I hate them even more for giving douche tubes like these two reasons to ignore the core reason fur is disgusting: Animals lost their lives in most likely prolonged painful ways JUST SO THAT THEIR FUR AND SKIN COULD BE WORN. NOT for food, as leather is a byproduct of cattle being consumed for food, but JUST for turning out some roadkill-rag looking piece of shit for Loho's herp-ridden ass to wear./end borderline-Kanye rant.
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And of course I had to have a typo when writing about grammar, spelling, and such, eh?
For a celebrity, she write pretty well. Most of the blogs you post MK are difficult to read with all the incorrect spelling, grammar, mixed capitalization, etc. Just wish she'd gone with "p.p.s" instead of "p.s.s" it hurts my eyes.
But regarding her main point...
very true, Peta hardly has a cause other than to be an attention whore. I never hear about Peta doing much for animals, I only hear of them harassing others. I'm sure media coverage must play some part in that but when they post up blogs calling MK and A Olsen trolls and dedicate the time to animating them, well clearly they have set priorities to be incredibly annoying first and maybe "save" animals later.
I am starting to like Samantha. I will like her more if she dumps Lindsay though. She's too smart for a dumbass like Lohan.
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No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
- Minnie Riperton "Lovin You"
I think most people know PETA is a sandwich short of a picnic, but Hohan should be happy that someone threw flour all over her. If Hohan wasn't pretending to be a gayelle, what other publicity would she be getting? This was a free way for her to be able to blab her mouth and appear to be the "victim".
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even though this was sorta funny, i can't believe they just let that crazy flour dumping bitch just run away...luckily it was just flour, but that crazy couldn't had something more dangerous and that's just not cool...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I agree with her. That really chaps my ass and is no way to start my Sunday.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Yeah yeah it's not like it was paint and permanently damaged her clothes. Whatever PETA's crazy everyone knows it that's probably gonna change.
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