Sunday, November 16th 2008

SamRo Fights For Her Woman!

A fur-hating crazy bitch dropped a flour bomb all over HoHan in Paris on Friday night (click here for video) and SamRo has come to her lezzie lover's defense. SamRo put on her nut stompin' combat boots, rolled up her flannel shirt and blogged about the whole thing. SamRo loves fur! This is sort of breaking news, because does this mean that HoHan is growing out her busted Sphynx kitty?

Here's some of the shit SamRo wrote. This is the Cliff Notes version, but you can click here to read the whole post:

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press????? (MK Note: Peta just spontaneously combusted)

I know I'm probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don't really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I'm more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I'm not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I'm not sure I would have walked away from it.

p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!

p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

You know that night she totally threw a "fur coat" on her tongue! And she loooooved, looooved it!

P.S. - For SamRo's information, my pooch has been known to bite at another dog for giving me the side-eye. Okay, it's never really another dog, but one of his stuffed toys. And they usually don't give me shade, they just lay there and my dog likes to bite at them. But still! That counts.

P.P.S. - It's not like the crazy bitch threw a Duncan Hines cake mix, with 2 cups of water and 2 eggs on HoHan. It was just fucking flour! And now I really want some cake.

Here's HoHan and SamRo doing stuff in Paris. HoHan is missing something in these pictures. Missing a big load of white flour on her head!

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Submitted by joan cusack on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:07pm.

"p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on"

wow...what an idiot

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LOL. Unbelievable.

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aww thanks Aquarious and Bella: I agree on both counts. As part of a lapsed Catholic family, the lapsing was in large part due to the child rape scandal, and the pope does look like Palpadine (sp?) from Star Wars. I donate and volunteer for PP whenever I can; they also saved me when I had no insurance right after college -- had a bad PAP: "cancer in situ stage 5", cone biopsy fortunately came out clean and have gotten neg results since then, whew!

And isn't it amazing how these "pro-life" assholes only care about you BEFORE your ass is born BUT then they assume you can always afford insurance so "fuck off and die" Their agenda is so disgustingly transparent. One "pro-life" man on Oprah eons ago finally blurted it out when backed into a corner with his own shoddy logic, he said "Well, we can't just let them women open their legs and get away with it!" That's what it boils down to with these righteous little butt plugs: Full-term pregnancy and birthing an unwanted child as punishment for uppity women.

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Sam, the bag of flour that you mourn so insincerely is nothing compared to the vast amounts of money that are thrown at ugly fur

I thought the flour added something nice to Hohan's look. It probably blotted a lot of the oil that is usually adorning Hohan's hair and face!

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oh man OUTSTANDING post!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:02pm.

Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:56am.
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oh man OUTSTANDING post!
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Gabriela's post are ALWAYS outstanding.
And I need to say that more often.
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But no, Sammy just acted like everyone else.. took it to the blogs.

Yeah, that's annoying... it's nice that people get to express their opinions, but does every tom, dick and jerry need to do it? As the old saying goes, opinions are like... and these people are not even talented writers.

P.S.S.S.S.S.S. STFU samantha ronson, you thin-lipped coat-tail riding attention ho!

You mean Samantha is riding Lindsay's coat-tails or her family's? If you mean Lindsay's, I'd say that's not quite true, seeing as how that's the only way Lindsay even stays in the news these days. But if it's her family's, then yeah, I can see that. Anyway you look at it, it would be excellent if she'd shut the f*ck up indeed!

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So many things about that skank's rant are just ridiculous! As if the fact that HoHan isn't the only asshole wearing tortured animal skins makes it okay. What a loser!

And as has been noted many times by now, animals protect humans all the damn time. Hey jar-licker, ever heard of a guard dog?

And I'm sorry but if you think that a bag of flour is anything more than filler you truly are a complete moron. Then again, there IS that terrifying flour shortage happening right now. Forget about the thousands of animals skinned alive so her filthy pig clam digger can pretend she's hot on the red carpet. We must save the flour!

What a douche!

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p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

That's just silly, what does flour cost? Like a dollar???

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I would never tolerate a even the burning of ants if I saw it, but I might occasionaly wear something with leather or fur in it because I have free will as a human being to do so and if anyone ever so much as let a speck of sugar touch me in hostility because they dont approve of what im wearing I will do FAR worse to them than ever was done to the animal I was wearing. Ugh, freaking dirtbag PETA, they cause more harm to their cause with their hostility than good...

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I hate PETA even worse than that Hohan so Sam Ro is right on. Someone should have beat the shite out of that half human with flour and stuffed a chicken breast down her throat. And said "Here roll that in flour!"

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Holy Snakeskin Belt, Batman! Here we go again.

Well, we know Sam Ro only bumps oysters. That won't piss PETA off, will it?

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Meh. I expected this moron to give that PETA sheep a beat-down and instead she ran to her computer to blog.. what a disapointment. I expected her to give that bitch a beatdown, rip her stupid hair, wear it as a fur coat and flip the finger to the PETA fuckers. But no, Sammy just acted like everyone else.. took it to the blogs.

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wow the chola attacker ran off...unbelievable!

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Sam looks pretty in the first picture. There. I said it.

And you have to hand it to PETA, they're the only organization that gives a "legitimate" reason for airheaded celebrities to pose naked in their ads.

"p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on"

wow...what an idiot

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Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:42pm.
Hi Pearl Necklace. Yes, Planned Parenthood does a lot of good and you are very kind to support them. They are terribly underfunded and their efforts to educate third world citizens are often undermined by Christian missionaries who spread lies about the efficacy of condoms to discourage birth control.

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The catholic church needs to brought down! And no, I´m not saying all catholics are evil, but the institution is. And after having seen Deliver us from evil, nothing will change my mind about that. Those fuckers let that sick sick bastard (and plenty of others) rape countless of children by just moving him from parish to parish. And the conspiracy went all the way up to the current demon looking pope because he was the head of a commitee that dealt with those things (or to be precise, swept it under the rug).
And how they DARE, in countries where the AIDS epidemic is rampant, to lie about the efficacy of condoms to prevent the disease... that equals murder and those fuckers should be thrown to jail!

Ha ha fucking ha - I'd heard SamRo was stupid, but Jesus, this little gem of a blog really gives new meaning to the word. PETA should be GRATEFUL to the celebrities wearing the dead animals as they give their cause PUBLICITY???!!!! That really is fucking hilarious. It takes someone seriously stupid to make an argument as inverted as that!!! SamRo *patiently taking deep breath and speaking very slowly for the hard of learning* - celebs wearing fur doesn't give publicity to PETA's cause, they're doing what PETA are campaigning against - they ARE the problem. The whole point of the campaign is to get opinion-forming celebs who wear fur to STOP. If they didn't wear ir, they wouldn't have a campaign you dumb twat.

And as for your 2 other most excellent points (really worthwhile writing those PS's love), did you ask your 2 year old nephew for those by any chance? Because surely no-one over the age of 2 could have come up with such masterful arguments. SamRo *more patient deep breaths and slow, careful enunciating* - animals don't fight each other in defense of a human because they don't have powers of reasoning or understand the concept of injustice. As human beings this is something we have which is why we often stand up for those who don't. Secondly do you really live that ridiculously privileged a life that you think people in the Western world are that desperate for a bag of flour? The third world yes, the West no - we have benefits/welfare, ever heard of that in your ivory tower? I don't think I've ever heard a more stupid and patronising statement from a silly little rich kid than many families would be desperate for that bag of flour. Thanks so much for thinking of us SamRo, but right now, I'm ok for flour YOU DUMB TWAT.

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Has anyone bothered notifying PETA that they're really only perpetuating the cycle by fucking up people's furs? Let's face it, they can afford more, so when one gets fucked up, they go buy another. PETA just spurs a shopping trip. Oh, yes, famewhores have an aversion to embarrassment, that's why they jump in front of cameras every chance they get.

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I don't care. I love Sam. Her spelling, punctuation and grammar wasn't nearly as bad as other "celeb" bloggers. My only complaint is that when you want to add another P.S. (stands for "post script"), it is P.P.S. ("post post script"), not P.S.S. Her gallantry is impressive, too.

And poor Sam is getting Anne Heched. Big time. I hope she finds another lesbian to love next time so her heart won't get broken again.

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Submitted by There I said it on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:33pm.

Welcome! Great first post!

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:02pm.

Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:56am.

You guys are both the shiz! I enjoy reading your posts, you always make intelligent and interesting points. I love PP as well -- it was a Planned Parenthood NP who noticed during my annual exam (5 years ago this month), that my thyroid was enlarged and sent me for tests. I had to have part of it removed 3 days after Christmas because of a cancerous nodule. If it weren't for an eagle-eyed Planned Parenthood nurse practitioner, I might not be alive now.

I have told that story to quite a few pro-lifers, and it hasn't changed any minds, though -- they just think I should have had health insurance and gone to a real doctor!

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I think Sam should focus her attention of shutting hell up and keeping her woman out of my sight (I am so sick of her). Oh and is she really pointing out that PETA use celebrities for attention, when she is using Lindsay to get gigs?

Pot, meet Kettle!

I feel like I can't speak on this issue because I eat meat and I wear leather, but I still hate PETA.

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Hi Pearl Necklace. Yes, Planned Parenthood does a lot of good and you are very kind to support them. They are terribly underfunded and their efforts to educate third world citizens are often undermined by Christian missionaries who spread lies about the efficacy of condoms to discourage birth control.

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I dare a bitch to throw some shit on me if I wear fur. They'd find themselves more worried about the black eye and fat lip they'd be sporting than they would my fur. (no, no nosebleed, it might drip on my fur)

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:57am.
What did that woman say to the camera blowing a kiss?

It's garbled and rushed, and not really meaningful, but she's saying something like, "This is my first time [at the event?]" and "I found it [nice?]." Sorry....

Ok the arguments this Samantha person is using are that of a 14 year old during debate class. Animals don't protect you? PETA needs Lindsay and other 'celebrities' so she is doing them a favor?
She at least should have given her view on fur and stand for it instead of starting to blab about all kinds of irrelevant things. She is the typical kind of person in not wanting to say what she feels because she is scared she might be wrong or might not know enough about it. Why not say ..I did not like that they attacked Lindsay with flour?! Nothing wrong with purely on a emotionally basis defending your girlfriend. Instead she started to rationalize it when she is obviously not up to the task to do so. Let's end on a positive note..at least she seems like a loyal and nice person :-)

ps. I don't care for PETA nor any other organized authority claiming to be right.

My first registered comment..and I find out Dlisted has welcomed itself to internet heaven by having an 'edit' option. Yes I am having a very boring day.

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:10pm.

Samantha's blog sounded rational 2 me. I used to belong to PETA -- until they started doing the pie throwing thing at other people's press conferences, etc. I never liked guerilla tactics to get the point across...and PETA does do a lot of good work. But the flour bomb? Uncalled for.

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I know, right? They need to think of something that will make these assholes say: "I have seen the error of my ways". Not: FUCK YOU, DICKWAD - THAT WAS RUDE!!!

There was this group in the UK against hunting and they'd have all kinds of great ideas....I remember once: they infiltrated a hunt at some huge, private establishment. They stripped nekkid except for little furry ears and faux-fox tails and ran around chasing the guests or some shit. It was all timed - so they ran in, wreaked havoc and ran out...and you know - that's interesting. It's silly and cute AS WELL AS invasive (I think invasion is important because in a sense, that's what happens to these animals) and attention-getting.

I mean - the ONE time someone gets painted, you can say: Wow. They're really mad, they lost their cool - I feel badly about that. But when you numb it down to flour and do it a hundred times it's just fuckery. I like the MK and Ashley faces - those are fun.

But really, I think PETA just needs to go away now and let someone else take over this issue. Do they ever get into "recycling"? I mean - people love their fur and leather (it kinda makes sense, we get attached to the things that saved us in humanity's infancy) and it's not like theirs not TONNES of it out there.

Can they give out ideas on how to reuse it? Or I know major vegetarians would freak out at this but honestly, cows and chickens are food. (We have that in human terms too - some people are leaders and some are followers and they should never try to do each others' jobs) I mean - seriously - you have a big animal full of meat that can't run and a little one that can't fly. I dunno - you tell me.

ANYWILDERNESS! It seems to me that it's not so much that we kill them and eat them, it's that it's so INHUMANE (which has always been a funny word to me...humans are really the only creatures that get up to being "inhumane" on the regular). I mean - is there some way we could have our cake and eat it too? Same with fur. There must be a way to do these things without acting like the Hitler of animals. Yeah, I said it.

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PETA is disgusting, immature and needs to be stopped! I find it surprising that Sam does not mention how misogynist PETA really is! If I were a woman I would be outraged!!! How pathetic that go after such easy and frail targets such as an Olsen twin and Anna Wintour. Let me see one of them PETA losers try to pull that on 50 Cent, P-Diddy or any of the other countless rappers who proudly wear fur! They are a bunch of loony, attention-seeking, woman haters that need to be deported

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She shouldn't be wearing fur in the first place. Period. Samantha Ronson has a weak argument and she knows it. She's probably trying to impress Lohan so that she stops lusting after men for a few minutes.

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Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:44am.

For a celebrity, she write pretty well. Most of the blogs you post MK are difficult to read with all the incorrect spelling, grammar, mixed capitalization, etc. Just wish she'd gone with "p.p.s" instead of "p.s.s" it hurts my eyes.
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P.S.S.S.S.S.S. STFU samantha ronson, you thin-lipped coat-tail riding attention ho!

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@PSL:

She'll read up and next she'll be, like, but when did you ever see an animal PLAN to attack another animal!? LOL!

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Samantha's blog sounded rational 2 me. I used to belong to PETA -- until they started doing the pie throwing thing at other people's press conferences, etc. I never liked guerilla tactics to get the point across...and PETA does do a lot of good work. But the flour bomb? Uncalled for.

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p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!

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if someone, or another dog tried to hurt me, my baby girl would go BALLISTIC trying to protect me!
WTF is Sam talking about?

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And what's the deal, did she know Lohan was going to show up in a fur and she just waited for her to arrive?? Or do they just hang out at these events with a bag of flour for anyone to walk by with fur on?

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Sorry SamRo but my dog has kicked another dogs ass to protect me from be attacked by that dog. I'm not sure if she understands that animals can be very protective of their owners. That said I don't believe it should be legal to go up to another human being and attack them with anything. For christs sake you can get arrested for throwing a drink in some losers face in a bar. It's called assault. I happen to know this - please don't ask why. Haha.

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p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human?
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Um...1995. A German short-haired pointer attacked me and my dog put an end to that super-quick, lemme tell you.

Also. Did you put Lindsay's name ahead of Anna Wintour?

Also. This is what I'm talking about - now she can go on and on about how barbaric they are and the meaning is totally lost. Stoopit.

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Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:56am.

I'm sure PETA members do some good but for the most part they are media attention seeking misanthropic idealogues who have a very simplistic understanding of nature. They do not get that we are all complicit in nature's cycle of cruelty. With so many humans on the planet, we hurt animals every day just by being alive and using resources. The best thing then PETA could do then is to hand out condoms and birth control pills to everyone, educate people on the dangers of human over-population. This would be much more effective than stalking celebrities who wear fur.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:43am.
I am starting to like Samantha. I will like her more if she dumps Lindsay though. She's too smart for a dumbass like Lohan.

Samro is probably one of the best relationships Hohan has ever had.
Blowhan will fuck it up, like her career.

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:58am.

First of all I HATE , I FUCKING HATE , "the son or daughter of " self entitled , ego'd douchebags, like this dumb no talent nepotistic bitch .
Nepotism is whats destroying America , (the last 8yrs, anyone?)

2nd of all, its called CONCEALER Sam, you should look into to it
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I'm sure PETA members do some good but for the most part they are media attention seeking misanthropic idealogues who have a very simplistic understanding of nature. They do not get that we are all complicit in nature's cycle of cruelty. With so many humans on the planet, we hurt animals every day just by being alive and using resources. The best thing PETA could do then is to hand out condoms and birth control pills to everyone, educate people on the dangers of human over-population. This would be much more effective than stalking celebrities who wear fur.

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This bitch doesn't make sense. I think what PETA did was HILARIOUS. Lindsay just needs to stop wearing furs to make her skanky ass look even skankier. That's just not right, wtf is the point in wearing furs. It's retarded.

MK, you have a good point. A dog will attack another dog if it feels the owner is threatened.

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First of all I HATE , I FUCKING HATE , "the son or daughter of " self entitled , ego'd douchebags, like this dumb no talent nepotistic bitch .
Nepotism is whats destroying America , (the last 8yrs, anyone?)

2nd of all, its called CONCEALER Sam, you should look into to it after an all nite coke binge & your under eye area makes you look like a linebacker for the NFL... at least LOOK like a celeb , if you cant be one..

$$8000 for this twat to DJ , AS IF.... you are an insult to DJs who have spent years perfecting their craft & work alot better for alot less money.FUCK YOU

3rd you 2 are usually HAPPY anyone would pour that much white powder in your direction, probably pissed cuz ya couldnt snort it...

Ugh... the sight of these 2 manorexic coke bags.. eye bleach... stat..
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:52am.
Blowhan probably paid that woman to do it.

Maybe. She is a media Ho.
Who speaks French?. What did that woman say to the camera blowing a kiss?

A pie in the face would have been much funnier.

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Blowhan probably paid that woman to do it. Anything to keep her name in the press. Blowhan LOVES the attention. And her phony Gayelle act isn't fooling anybody, except it seems Sammy-Boychick.

I woke up early this morning to check the local wildfire news. ESPN had a segment on a guy who went bowhunting for polar bear with Eskimo guides. It was hard to watch. But I'd like to see what happens if PETA hit any of those hunters with flour.

As someone wise said yesterday (sorry, can't recall who), it's just publicity-seeking when you pick on a coked-out, 100-lb. actress.

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These fucking idiots need to get anally electrocuted...oh wait...they already were LMAO