SamRo Fights For Her Woman!
A fur-hating crazy bitch dropped a flour bomb all over HoHan in Paris on Friday night (click here for video) and SamRo has come to her lezzie lover's defense. SamRo put on her nut stompin' combat boots, rolled up her flannel shirt and blogged about the whole thing. SamRo loves fur! This is sort of breaking news, because does this mean that HoHan is growing out her busted Sphynx kitty?
Here's some of the shit SamRo wrote. This is the Cliff Notes version, but you can click here to read the whole post:
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press????? (MK Note: Peta just spontaneously combusted)I know I'm probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don't really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I'm more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I'm not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I'm not sure I would have walked away from it.
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.
You know that night she totally threw a "fur coat" on her tongue! And she loooooved, looooved it!
P.S. - For SamRo's information, my pooch has been known to bite at another dog for giving me the side-eye. Okay, it's never really another dog, but one of his stuffed toys. And they usually don't give me shade, they just lay there and my dog likes to bite at them. But still! That counts.
P.P.S. - It's not like the crazy bitch threw a Duncan Hines cake mix, with 2 cups of water and 2 eggs on HoHan. It was just fucking flour! And now I really want some cake.
Here's HoHan and SamRo doing stuff in Paris. HoHan is missing something in these pictures. Missing a big load of white flour on her head!
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Yes, poor people are know to eat a bag of flour for their whole meal.
"SamRo put on her nut stompin' combat boots, rolled up her flannel shirt and blogged about the whole thing"
OMFG i love you...LOL
They should have thrown paint on her. Flour just wasn't good enough.
So this dumb bitch is advocating that it's okay to wear fur but not to throw [washable] flour on her dumb bitch girlfriend?
Pick your battles SamRo instead of calling out a chick who clearly cares for animals and bringing up your dog, ask your girlfriend why she feels the need to wear another animal's fur, fur that was probably taken off of it while it was alive. Stupid cunt.
Someone bitchslap these ho's
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so, they got back to the hotel and lilo was all up in samro's shit for not doing anything about the flour. so samro broke out her trusty macbook air and composed this until linds forgave her.
I don't like fur, but throwing things just pisses people off. so some rap guy decides to wear fur because he was there when some skinny little girl cried because someone threw stuff at her.
the animals don't defend humans makes me think her dog doesn't like her much. my NEIGHBOR'S dog once fought a bulldog to protect me.
the only useful thing I have ever heard of peta doing was in regard to a last meal request before execution. the prisoner asked that a vegetarian pizza be sent to "someone". Turns out the last meals are cooked in the prison kitchen and, although they try to give people what they want, they don't deliver pizza. anyway, peta sent ten vegetarian pizzas to a homeless shelter to honor the request. I thought that was a nice thing. (shrug)
If she is so concerned about the bag of flour she/they should donate their salary to help others rather than spend it on their expensive clothes.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:31pm.
SamRo is a dumb-ass. I wish she would STFU.
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I hate her now, too.
I don't know much about Lindsay except for some pictures, including ones of her crotch. It looked weird and sickly.
Manbearpig....RIGHT ON!!!
As to SamRo: What a worthless human being...
I would have used paint mixed with a few parts hydrochloric acid in it to give her just a hint, but only a hint, of what the animal felt when it was skinned alive and killed brutally so she and her whore of a g-friend can parade around in its fur.
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Fuck that! It looks like it was a pretty trite attempt to turn it on PETA. I dont agree with most of what PETA does, but there is no reason to wear fur. Instead of writing blogs why dont they just sell them or give them to charity and stop contributing to such a cruel industry?
Fur LOOKS tacky, and it SMELLS gross.
can't she just stick to "dating" Hohan and scratching records of other peoples music... i don't think anyone needs cooking tips from Sam
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An animal died a horrendous death so that a fucking twat could wear his dead body to feel like it makes her attractive and superior.
Sam the Man, my dog and most people's dogs would defend my ass against anyone or anything, especially another dog as he did when I walked him yesterday and a stray rottweiler was sneaking up behind me. You are a fucking moron.
As for the $1.00 bag of flour that you believe could have fed an entire country, how about the money spent on that disgusting fur feeding some people since you care so fucking much.
Peta should have gone back to the old days and used PAINT on this one.
Unless you are a fucking cave man there is no excuse for wearing fur coats.
Ok since I keep waiting for Dallas to punch Lacey in the face (yeh I'm watchin Charm School, so what? huh?) and it's just not happening, I'll throw my 2 little newbie cents in here.
Something about this doesn't make sense. And like Judge Judy says, "If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true." Like, why DID they stand around and let that nutjob run away - they had her! Hmmm.
Also, how come these hos can't get better advice? The only thing cool about Samantha Ronson was keeping her mouth shut. Now she's blathering away on a stupid blog about a stupid subject which exposes her girlfriend as a big asshole. Too bad.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:31pm.
SamRo is a dumb-ass. I wish she would STFU.
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Yes, I hate her now as much as I hate Hohan...I mean, it's like my dumb ass bruva in law marrying my skank of a sista...The skank skanked...he forgave her...The skank skanked again...forgiveness...Now the skank has skanked again and found a "partner" in her skankdom and wants a divorce...While I feel bad for my bruva in law, I mostly feel like, "hell, you married the skank who continued to skank during your marriage and you should have divorced the skank on grounds of skankdom, but you di'n't, so fuck you..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SamRo is a dumb-ass. I wish she would STFU.
* leaving now to snack on flour *
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm
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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:42pm.
when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human?
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that's the difference between humans and animals...oh, and we gots the interwebs.
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Ah Tigerlilly, you crack me up!
i am a vegan but i would flour her just because she is a twat
Now, if you will excuse me, my poor family and I are going to make a meal out of the sack of flour that was NOT thrown on Hohan...Anyone have any recipies? Flour stew? Flour soup?
This dumb whore has no idea what it's like to be poor! You fucking NEED flour when you're POOR like you need scented candles...No, you stupid WHORE when you're REALLY poor, flour is of LITTLE TO NO USE TO YOU, cornmeal? Maybe...Canned goods? Yes! Dried rice, beans, pasta? Yes. Flour is a LUXURY for people who can AFFORD TO BAKE or make sauces with it. You dumb whore! Die!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Shut the fuck up, SamHo. Way to go, Peta
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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:42pm.
when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human?
....probably it was that time when I saw this bear wearing a human skin coat....
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in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
and trust if people could figure out how to wear human skin coats and make it seem like a good thing we would all be walking around wearing Calvin Klein.....
literally!
because people just kinda suck like that. so let's just admit people suck and move on.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
" i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady."
I think there were plenty of little animals that could have used their skin/lives. I think that the money used on that coat could have fed a small country. I think your girl would still look ugly without it. nice job, lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:11pm.
In all honesty, the flour bomb was pretty funny. There she is acting cool, and pow, flour everywhere
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Exactly. I think Lindsay should be flour bombed JUST for being Lindsay. And that should be ok!
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AHAHAHAHA! Next DListed project: Operation Lilo Flour Bomb? Why? Cuz she's Hohan...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human?
....probably it was that time when I saw this bear wearing a human skin coat....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
i don't really like PETA but i have to admit that was hilarious. then when they got back to their hotel samantha immediately blogged about it. LOL okay.. like bitch seriously STFU. she has a dog but she thinks wearing fur is okay? dogs and cats are killed for fur, so bitch needs to do her homework.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 8:11pm.
In all honesty, the flour bomb was pretty funny. There she is acting cool, and pow, flour everywhere
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Exactly. I think Lindsay should be flour bombed JUST for being Lindsay. And that should be ok!
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Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:59am.
I'm sure PETA members do some good but for the most part they are media attention seeking misanthropic idealogues who have a very simplistic understanding of nature. They do not get that we are all complicit in nature's cycle of cruelty. With so many humans on the planet, we hurt animals every day just by being alive and using resources. The best thing PETA could do then is to hand out condoms and birth control pills to everyone, educate people on the dangers of human over-population. This would be much more effective than stalking celebrities who wear fur.
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Right on! You know, I have argued those same points regarding overpopulation to so many people I know IRL, and they all look at me like I'm the hugest blaspheming freak they've ever seen. It's very frustrating. That's why I love coming to DL, where there's a good majority of rational thinkers.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 5:00pm.
"p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!"
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When did you ever find a brain dead human attacking one of its own in defense of an animal???? Oh wait, yeah, if it's a verbal attack then we just witnessed it....SamRo defending her dick lovin' pussy by attacking humans.. WHAT A DUMBFUCK! You deserve the Hecheing you got coming to ya, SamRo...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
In all honesty, the flour bomb was pretty funny. There she is acting cool, and pow, flour everywhere. Long Island Red should be happy it wasn't corn oil or something. Now that could ruin an evening!
Second, SamRo (or Peter Pan as I see her), really needs to work on her logical reasoning. It's also laughable that she is "pissed at the bag of flour" thrown on her soon-to-be-ex. And as gallant as she's trying to act, she certainly didn't try running after the bomb thrower. As a matter of fact, she kind of just saunters through as Lindsay cried "Omigod."
The most ridiculous statement of the year: "p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!"
that was such a set up. if someone unknown had REALLY dumped that shit on Linds, those bodyguards would have tackled her ass and NOT let her go. i call bullshit.
I saw a hell of a lot of people wearing leather in that video.I would think any animal fur or skin would be a no-no.I thought it was great that she called her a fur-hag and was able to run away scott free.No one really gives a shit about Lindsay.I am sure the French are actually not impressed by her at all.I am not a fan of PETA or their methods but the video was funny.
They Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Lohan is lucky it wasn't 2LB of sausage mince. If Samro had bothered to lace up those FAUXPRO basketball boots, she could have sprung into action and deflected that bag of flour.
Get that Samro eh, *those in the limelight*
LIMELIGHT? Oh, the effing prose...
"p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!"
--> um yeah SamRo, that is so deep of you...you hit it, right on the spot. THAT surely will give the world and philosophers and activists and intellectuals something to ponder about for a long long time...."how come animals never attack each other to save a human?" I have never heard something so profound. I mean of all questions human kind has to ponder about and muddle through, this one stands right up there.
But seriously. Where do you even begin arguing with someone so immensely ignorant?
They should put her down and use her meat (whatever little is left) to feed some hungry animal families at the zoo.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I wonder if this fur was stolen like the last one she wore was.
Peta stands up for the helpless animals. If the animals could, they'd throw a grenade at the fugly bitch instead of flour.
Flour, luv it. Go bake a cake, biatch.
"p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!"
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P.S.S.: blah, blah. "There's one to grow on". What a fucking wit you are, Sammy-Boy (the world's oldest boy-chick). You're not a 16 year-old boy. You're a 31 year-old trust fund baby, and an idiot.
Brains in the anal region, and personality absent.
WHAT.A.CUNT.
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I just wonder if Lindsay will wear fur again after that? If not, then it worked! I keep saying: Why ANYONE would want to wear fur is beyond me.
SamRo is tough! As soon as someone throws flour on her lady, she heads straight for MySpace to avenge her lady's honor.
http://starcasm.net/archives/1595
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
You know that night she totally threw a "fur coat" on her tongue! And she loooooved, looooved it!
O.M.G LMAO
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:41pm.
Thank you, Angel, Aquarius, and Mrs. Kravitz.
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I live in a bubble! My family was lefty liberal, Pudge and all my friends are pretty much lefty liberal, most of my co-workers are LL as well.
And I live in a very Blue city.
Where's the drama?
Sigh.
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Submitted by Gabriela on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:41pm.
Thank you, Angel, Aquarius, and Mrs. Kravitz. I also enjoy reading your posts. My free thinking ways don't always inspire wonderful compliments like yours, especially among some of the members of my own family who reside in the almighty bible belt.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:21pm.
As a Star Wars nerd, it's Palpatine LOL.
And I was thinking, either Hohan's security team really sucks ass or the club's. Because I know this shit would not have happened if it was Brad Pitt or some other celeb. It is kinda scary to think that something else could of gone down, like if that crazy PETA chick would of had a gun. Just an observation,not a fan.
Notice PETA does not fuck with rappers?
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Thank you, Angel, Aquarius, and Mrs. Kravitz. I also enjoy reading your posts. My free thinking ways don't always inspire wonderful compliments like yours, especially among some of the members of my own family who reside in the almighty bible belt.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.
How many wheat plants had to die just to end up on Hohans head. What a waste.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I'm not sure I get the whole PETA attacks celebs because they want the press. The same goes for celebs who constantly go out and then attack the papz when they KNOW the papz will be there anyway. Stop going to the fuckin' Ivy then if you don't want the attention. PETA does what it does because they see how well it works for the celebs to get free press like that.
Your face!