Saturday, November 15th 2008
Look Who's Getting Papped!
HELL YES! It's the fucking star of my tween wet dreams: Tom Selleck. Yes, I know, my therapist has already talked to me about that point in my life. Anyway, who cares about that! It's Tom Fucking Selleck! One of the only hot pieces who can make genitals explode with just a twitch of his stache. Yes, I also spoke to my therapist about that issue as well. I got it covered.
This is exactly who the paparazzi should be spending their time on! Hopefully, when they were finished with Tom they went off to find Charlene Tilton, Patricia McPherson, Pamela Sue Martin, Ami Foster and Andrea Barber. These are the bitches I want to see more of!
Here's more of Tom actually getting paparazzi attention at LAX yesterday.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 10:57pm.
What's up with the denim shirt and jeans? Is that a over 50 male fashion thing?
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heehee, I think so.
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OT: I wish he wasn't a Repub. He's a hot peepaw, for sure.
yeah Adrienne Barbeau, one hot memaw, she was hot in Creepshow and the Thing. ok speaking of hot memaws with TWINS and twins, what about Beverly D'Angelo????? come on MK, bring back them hot memaw chichi queens!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
lol. poor tom. first he looks amused, then annoyed, then just polite. he's awesome.
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he is such a sexy pepaw! I never was a fan untill I dressed him for a film... He wears his pants above his bellybutton but he exudes insane sex appeal! All your crushes are just-i-fied!!!
he was my 1st crush when i was a kid...lol loved him in Magnum P.I.
He's a big old Republican blowhard, probably going to take over Chuck Heston's job as the most conservative person in Hollywood. I'll bet he was a BIG supporter of prop 8.
That should kill your fantasy, Michael!
Now we know what "Magnum P.I." stands for:
Magnum (size) Penis. In. (mouth)!
Agreed. Hell to the Yes! I LOVE Tom Selleck's ass! He is an avid beach volleyball player like me and I use to swoon over his vball posters. I love his rugged, mountain man looks. He could rub that beard all over my body anytime he wants!
I would pay to get news about Andrea Barber...she was the reason I watched Full House as a kid..hilarious!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "I loved when he was on "Friends"."
That's the first time I "got" why everyone was so in love with him.
Alas, I must agree with Mrs. Campbell. I think he's gay.
Didn't he ride off into the sunset without her, or did he come back? I forgit.
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Damn, if he doesn't get better looking with age. Yummy!
Despite the heavy make-up, Tom looks quite good for an elderly homosexual.
What is that bulge in Tom's jeans? From the informatia we have received over the years we assumed that Tom has tinymeat. But what is that bulge?
Is Tom still married to that fish? (Lesbianism most foul)!
Discuss!
I saw 3 Men (both films) recently and he was so lush. Swooooooooooooon.
Bless you, MK for making Sunday morning that bit more bearable.
The paps NEED to be following around Adrienne Barbeau!
MK, post up some pics of her.
She has twins and TWINS.
She is the original ChiChi Queen and still a hot slut at 60+
They don't make them like that anymore!
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Tom Selleck never goes out of style. Delish.
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ahahaha I thought it was my senior english teacher and I was like "oh my god it's mr todd!!"
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I never got why he was so hot to everyone. No offense to the other ladies here, I know you tolerate my douche bag Shia. :)
Anyway, that mustache always makes me think he's got some Snickers chunks and salsa crusted up in it. Ewwwwwwwwww!
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What's up with the denim shirt and jeans? Is that a over 50 male fashion thing?
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Love him! Lovehimlovehimlovehim. The paps look like midgets conmpared to him. He's like 3,582 ft tall.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:01pm.
Aww, thank you. I'll have to watch it again. I like me Laura SG, too.
Last time he was in a movie, seems like it was 3 Men and a Baby
PSL is a "hot bitch walking a hot bitch" in her own words.
Hola angel! ♥ I hope all is well with you.
Good thing your doggie wasn't with you PSL. She prolly would have tried to attack Travolta's hair piece.
I don't care - any time, any where. He does something to me......and I wish he would. Yummy
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:59pm.
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Awwwww.sounds really smoootchable!
I have a Siamese(MEEEYYYOOOWWW)cat named Miss Kitty.We rescued her and she is full bred and the coolest little fucker eveh!
She ALWAYS "talks"to us!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Good for you, Tom - still rockin the 80's look from the multi-woven wool blazer, the denim shirt to the brown leather loafers.
Needs to lose the 90's goatee, though.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
...at least Charlene, Pamela Sue et all don't have the 'staches. Loathe 'staches, right Sparky?
Sheeps on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 6:38pm.
Agreed. Didn't he ride off into the sunset without her, or did he come back? I forgit.
I remember he had a buffalo rifle and nailed the bad guy at 1000 yds. NRA training? :)
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When he got back into town and was about to buy his ticket back to the States, she found him. Saved his but by calling him Roy. The ticket seller was waiting for him to say his real name.
My mom loves that movie because she likes her.
Triscuit, I have a broken coated Jack Russell Terrier....she's all white, just has 2 brown circles around her eyes, which cover half her ears. She's fabulous! (not that I am biased, of course)
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I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
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For me he still rocks!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:52pm.
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What kinda pooch you have?
I read you post before when you named everyone who petted your puppy.(like LUDACRIS)holy crapoly
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
@PSL:
Whoa nelly. It must have been good. You're stuttering LOL! ;p
PS. Hi, DeeDee silly down there:)
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Who was the naked Cosmopolitan man? Selleck or that other old asshole,ummmOh Yeah Burt Reynolds?
My Mom had that magazine and hid it from me.Haha
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
hahahahah angel!
he had had hair on today.
I didn't have my doggie with me, or I'm sure he would have pet her!
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:43pm.
Hey everybody! I just ran to the mall up the street to get some food, and as I came up the front stairs, I made EYE CONTACT with TRAVOLTA.
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Hey! That's really DOES say Travolta!
And now you left!
How was it?
Did you get chills?
Were they multiplying?
Were you losing control?
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Bwahahaahaha!
PSL: OMG!!! Did he get you to take a personality test?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:44pm.
(and in a stunning display of my intelligence, I tried to sign up as lizardbits, but lost the email with all the damn info, including the email address I was using, so, essentially, I am copying myself. *siiiigh*)
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LOL! Good story:)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:43pm.
Hey everybody! I just ran to the mall up the street to get some food, and as I came up the front stairs, I made EYE CONTACT with TRAVOLTA.
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Hey! That's really DOES say Travolta!
And now you left!
How was it?
Did you get chills?
Were they multiplying?
Were you losing control?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:25pm.
NOT dreamy. No no no no no. He's been old FOR-EVAH! The only thing I ever saw him in was Magnum PI (stoopit - word of the day, kids:) and 3 Men and a Baby (stoopit). And he used to wear pink. PINK! He doesn't even have a good sloppy hamburger vid like the Hoff. OR ALBUMS - LIKE HOFF! Why are you even looking at him? Why, I ask you? WHY!?
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I'm with you. Tom Selleck is in the league of gentleman my mum's friends got all hot and bothered over. I can't go there, sorry.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
angel_i: YAY!!! I'll give him to Old Dr. Jones. He'll love it!
(and in a stunning display of my intelligence, I tried to sign up as lizardbits, but lost the email with all the damn info, including the email address I was using, so, essentially, I am copying myself. *siiiigh*)
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Hey everybody! I just ran to the mall up the street to get some food, and as I came up the front stairs, I made EYE CONTACT with TRAVOLTA.
the sky and air are so smoky, and i am starving! be back in a few!
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
@lizardbits1(there was someone before you? go figure):
You can have Tom Selleck. He's yours. You can pick him up at the airport:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:33pm.
*little party in my pants*... wait a minute! What, exactly do I win?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:25pm.
Cause he's cuter than TOM the ASSWIPE!
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OK, FINE! YOU WIN!
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Charlene Tilton! LOL. Actually, I figured out that my niece's famous person lookalike is Charlene Tilton. I kept staring at her, thinking she looked like someone famous. And that's her! LOL.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:25pm.
Cause he's cuter than TOM the ASSWIPE!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**