Saturday, November 15th 2008

I'd Still Hit It

It's a good thing the paps caught Hugh Jackman making this face while trying to be all sexy in Australia. Now if you ever get the chance of doing fucky times with him, you know to either put a pillow case over his head, shut your eyes or let him hit in the back before he busts one and makes an O face. I'm pretty sure this is what his "Ooooh, I'm cumming" face looks like.

A busted O face can completely ruin a perfectly good fuck. There have been times when I have farted from laughing so hard at someone's LOL-O-FACE. Fugly O face + after-sex fart = Let's not do this again!

Hugh's face kind of looks like Chris Klein getting his floppy peen slammed in a drawer.

Here's more of Hugh and his trainer causing a massive sea creature circle-jerk while going for a morning swim on Bondi Beach in Sydney today.

Posted by: Michael K


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Mrs.Kravitz
Im in!! I love latkes.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:34pm.

Let's not forget sluts, Hugh shows us the candy store in "X-Men II". And that candy store is clearly stocked.

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Are you suggesting that I skip X-Men and go straight to X-Men II?
Cuz I will if you say so.
And I am babysitting tonight for our friends' 8-year-old twins and I need a movie.
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Mrs. K, I like both films. I think the 2nd one is better, but you need the to see the 1st movie to get the full kick-ass reaction of the second.

They both rule. I'm a comic book geek. If they haven't seen the first, show them that. Then the with your next adventure in babysitting, show them part two.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:43pm.

Hey, isn't Mrs. Butterworths real maple syrup??
^^^
*blinking*
R U kidding me?!?!
Tell me U R kidding.

Anyhoo, speaking of PANCAKES, please come to my Latke Party.
No maple syrup, only applesauce and sour cream.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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His piccy and Fishstick's piccy below just reinforces the point you can't judge a person by a picture. Fucking paps hang about snapping away and pick out the most unflattering ones to put these celebs in a bad light. I call that snapshot judgement.

I remember I had this job where I was always the problem employee. I wasn't that much a problem as it was I wouldn't let people talk to me any old way.

This manager was lurking about while a group of us were in the storage room talking. I was reloading my cart, trying to catch what was being said about whatever and this guy kept lingering just outside the door.

He finally came thru the door and walked past all of us just as I chimed in on what everyone was talking about, no more than 2 or 3 seconds tops. You know that fucker told the store manager I was the ringleader of that little bullshit session even though he caught maybe 2 or 3 seconds of the whole thing. Snapshot judgement. Fucker.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:42pm.

Aha, really? I love me some Frank Barone.

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:42pm.

You told me you would keep that in the vault!

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Mrs K, you have all these people fooled into thinking you and Pudge are a sweet little couple. PLEASE, I know about your nudist trips to Costa Rica. And you two own a timeshare on Pleasure Island clothing optional adult resort down in the Bahamas. ADMIT it girlfriend! Heheheheheheheheheeeeeheeeeheeee.

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Mrs.
Real maple syrup and only real maple syrup will do!

Hey, isn't Mrs. Butterworths real maple syrup??

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Submitted by putas on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:36pm.

Pudge sound so squish me cute
^^^^
Frank Barone + Ralph Kramden = Pudge

[Can you surry, can you picnic?]
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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putas
I too had a boy I loved who passed. Unfortunately by his own hand but..

So did mine. Shot himself in the head. Left me everything (money).
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Also, Miss J looks different facially.

Has she had 'work done'?

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Who is the other queen?

Is it Miss Jackman's husband?

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Putas--

Real maple syrup and only real maple syrup will do!

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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OOOPS - live affair = love affair.

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(Ok last bit..)

I too had a boy I loved who passed. Unfortunately by his own hand but.. I see him time to time in dreams only. It's nice. Very realistic. Unexpected. Once I asked him (we split on good terms) 'Hey do you know I'm married and have a child now" He smiled and said " Don't make me cry. And I knew before you did.."

Ohhh! I never remember dreams but remember those. My sister thinks it's the easiest way those who passed can visit us when our defenses are down and sleeping. So that's comforting. Sorry to get all morbid but I feel they never really leave us..

XOx
Now about that maple syrup.. he he

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:34pm.

Let's not forget sluts, Hugh shows us the candy store in "X-Men II". And that candy store is clearly stocked.

^^^
Are you suggesting that I skip X-Men and go straight to X-Men II?
Cuz I will if you say so.
And I am babysitting tonight for our friends' 8-year-old twins and I need a movie.

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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putas
Oh my god. Pimpcessa- I'm so sorry. I didn't know he passed. I'm sure he has an eye on you making sure you are safe. I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry - I was lucky to have known him and shared a live affair with him. I was the lucky one. Life is way too short for regrets. With him I have none. It does make new guys suffer a little by comparison though. Haha. And, yes, sometimes I can even feel him watching over me. I know that sounds strange, right?

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

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And Mrs. K and Pudge sound so squish me cute they need to put out a booklet for relationship times. Or fuck, at least cable access show...

AGH! I gotta go get some maple syrup. We ran out and pancakes will not be eaten with that nasty ass
Mrs. Butterworths. I'm particular like that.

Kiss for you all, have a good rest of the day...

XOX

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Submitted by putas on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:34pm.

Oh my god. Pimpcessa- I'm so sorry. I didn't know he passed.
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I missed that part too!!!!
Sorry, babe.
:(

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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I LUV DAT SIET! MRS. KRAVITZ U R TEH BEST!

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It's never over, my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder

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Mrs. K: THARS RULEZ 2 DIS TING? DAMN MAN!

I thought it was pretty much free for all... I mean I read the rulez, but they were more like guidelines anyway... neh.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Let's not forget sluts, Hugh shows us the candy store in "X-Men II". And that candy store is clearly stocked.

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Oh my god. Pimpcessa- I'm so sorry. I didn't know he passed. I'm sure he has an eye on you making sure you are safe. I'm so sorry.

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Mrs.Kravitz
Thank YOU!! You reminded me that tonight is bimonthly secksay times for me and Pudge.

WOOT WOOT!! Get it gurl!!

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lizardbits1

learn to speak lolcat: the lolcat translator

http://speaklolcat.com/

LOL
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:24pm.

Haha, can't it? He sent me one call Naughty Naughty yesterday. So I sent him Bilingual by Jose Nunez. I was feeling extra cheesy. He said, this is the filthiest song I have ever heard. Aha, I know. /dork moment.

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:28pm.

I tell ya. It's even worse when your coworkers think they have made it in life and they have no goals left to pursue. Now I can dream about Hugh Jackman all day. Yum.

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Mrs. K: dats mi faborit site on the interwebs EVAH!! Sooo cooooot! Wish ma kittehs wer so cretib.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Diego: oooh! Retail! What's not to like *said sarcastically*

And love the schnapps!

and I haven't said this in the last 30 seconds: That man is HAWT!! I think he's just taken Johnny Depp's position on my "List of men I would fuck if given the chance". Poor Johnny. Demoted to a #2 spot.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:23pm.

Thank YOU!! You reminded me that tonight is bimonthly secksay times for me and Pudge.
:)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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lizardbits1--

Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

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Diego
Haha, love and lust can bring out the cornball in all of us!!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:20pm.

Thanks! I am so happy I don't have to deal with the mall anymore. 'Watch for shoplifters.' That shit gets old. If you want me to watch for anything then turn the fucking lights on, pls.

Anyway. I got the peppermint schnapps. Perfect for hot chocolate.

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Mrs.Kravitz
Awwwww, that's sweet, thanks. I was just lucky to know him and for the chance to have the dance with him!! That's my focus.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:16pm.

If you like musicals. I do.
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R U Kidding?
Everything I know about life I learned from Broadway musicals.

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Ha ha ha! The number of times I've watched "Kiss Me Kate"! It's insane!

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Pimpcessa: you're welcome. Kitties can solve anything :)

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:19pm.

Good. I was like, oh wow. I should just not talk! I love how you mentioned rag doll moments. My boy is really into all that 80s hair music and he's been sending me songs every week and he sent me one called Rag Doll not too long ago. I would hate this music if someone just played it for me, but since he picks them and sends them I kinda dig it. As lame as that is.

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Who the hey hey cares about the face with his body. Holy six pack Batman!

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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
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lizardbits1
Haha that was great!! Thanks.
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Diego: congrats on the job! I think we need some hot chocolate to make this day PERFECT! Rain, cold, Hugh, and hot chocolate. *smiles*

Wait a minute: I have some! Want me to make you a cup?

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Pimpcessa,

I wrote a song for you

Now if your first lover let you down
There's something that can be done
(You can't run, you can't hide, you can't run)
Don't heal your faith in love
Remembering what's become

CHORUS:
So if you just put your hand in mine
We're gonna leave all our troubles behind
We gonna walk
And don't look back (Don't look back)
We gonna walk
And don't look back (Don't look back)

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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I wonder if that hot guy Hugh is hanging with is his stunt double in the Wolverine film? There is a bit of a resemblance.

I want to be the meat in that hot hunk sammich!

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Diego
No way, don't be sorry - I brought it up not you. Great times and even better memories!!
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i'm not looking so much at his face. the dude is rippin'

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Pimpcessa: Damn straight! Link for you!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/13/funny-pictures-can-has-pwom-dat...

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:16pm.

If you like musicals. I do.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
R U Kidding?
Everything I know about life I learned from Broadway musicals.

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:14pm.

Oh, wow. Now I feel like a fucker. I'm so sorry.

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:14pm.

These pics make me not want to go to work today. Not that I ever want to go, but I did get offered another job last night so I'm thinking they can bite me. It's freezing and raining and I have Dlisted and a new job. Pfft. Yeah, I'm so not going.

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Sorry for the downer. Bodies like his are had to forget. He was my best friend too. Lets change the subject!! Life is too short for this.
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I don't care if Hugh's likes the men-folk better than the ladies, I'd still tackle him nice and good.

BTW, the soundtrack to "The Boy From Oz" kicks ass! If you like musicals. I do.

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wooo, what a flattering pic . . .

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Pimpcessa: sorry to hear that! Sadness!

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**