Fishy Has Her Eye On Vadge's Property
The newest Mr. Vadge was at the opening of the Fontainebeau Grand in Miami last night with Fishsticks Paltrow, who was probably dispatched there by Vadge herself to keep tabs on her shit. Fishy is giving him a look letting him know that she's got her fish eyes on him. Or maybe she's just making that look because she's fucking starving after not eating for 12-hours straight! Or maybe she's concentrating on using her yoga-produced muscles to keep that tampon dress up. Concentrate harder, Fishy! No one wants to see your gills!
You know, I wish Vadge would quit with this A-Rod shit. Why can't she just go out and do a bunch of slut bag shit? Fuck being with just one dude! Her roided-up vagina needs to be loosened up. Doesn't she get tired of listening to the annoying sound of her vagina gritting its teeth? It's so fucking wound up and needs a good long month of just slutting around. Oh well.
While Fishy watched A-Rod in Miami, Vadge and Lourdes were out in Los Angeles last night. Not only does she needs to drop A-Rod, but she needs to drop that old bag too! The old bag she's carrying I mean. Yes, you could sell me a million times over and still not have enough money to buy a bootleg version of that bag on eBay, but it's still fugly!
And in the first thumbnail below, is that orange gum in A-Rod's mouth? He must have not gotten to rule #4,567 in Vadge's employee handbook. It clearly states that all chewing gum must be made from organic herbs and sticky smegma from her cooch.
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Fishsticks needs a strapless Wonderbra or something to lift up those flapjacks. How is she keeping that dress on anyway?
Oh and apparently A-Rod is to convert to Judaism (hm thought Madge was a Catholic, these celebs - pick your religion to match your handbag) so they can have a Spring 2009 wedding. Guess Madge is cool with marrying guys who are still banging other girls - see also Guy Ritchie. Has the woman got no soul? Ok don't answer - that was obviously a rhetorical question!
Divorce must agree with Madonna. It's the first time in months that I've actually seen a photo of her with make up on, hair dyed and NOT wearing a sweatsuit! The writing is on the wall when you see A-Rod rubbing shoulders with Gwyneth. Since when does A-Rod schmooze with the A-listers? shouldn't he be hanging out in the jocks club with the rest of the overpaid, no talent athletes better known as the Yankees!?
Yeah Cindy Rod had it straight when she filed for divorce. These two have definitely been cheating together! slutbag and dirtbag. perfect together.
Ok am I the only one who's disappointed there's no good shot of Lourdes so we can monitor the facial hair situation?
Submitted by kaykayscorner on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:47pm.
OK here's my take on Lourdes...who I have seen up close and personal and believe me she is a beautiful child.
But she is a child.
There will be more than enough time for her to obsess about her imperfections when she gets a older. I say, for now, let her be an an innocent little girl.
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Yeah favourite as in for levels of dirt, but my heart will always belong to Dlisted! Yeah Mrs K I found it from the link you posted so thanks it was VERY interesting. I'm actually amazed he can get away with publishing all that - I guess there are no libel laws on the internet. Its great though, great to have all the obvious things about celebs, which are constantly suppressed by the main stream media, confirmed!
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Um, isn't THIS a gossip site? Isn't MK our favorite gossip blogger. Shit Yaya! just sayin' dude.
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I like Fishsticks hair but with her money she should be able to get a better dress. A burlap sack would look better on her than that mess.
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From her side profile Vadges facial plastic surgery is very obvious. Fishsticks hair needs serious deep conditioning and a root touch up. Her outfit is horrid.
Fishy and Vadge are perfect girlfriends for each other...I loathe both of them for their pretension and arrogance.
I love that bag! However, I do figure she would have retired it by now. I know I saw pictures of her a few weeks ago carrying it.
About 10 years ago I leased apartments at Oakwood Chicago. Many members of the Cubs and White Sox had apartments there for the season. Many of them were less than discreet with the chicks that they hooked up with. Most of these guys were married too. I'm sure this is prevalent throughout professional sports.
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Submitted by bisou on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:29pm.
he doesn't look too bright...strikes me as the kind of man who goes around grunting as opposed to speaking in coherent sentences.
Ug! Me know.
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:39pm.
BTW - I realise I used apostrophes in all the wrong places in that post,
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Keane who gives a flick about apostrophes??
THIS IS GOSSIP!!!!!
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Submitted by Keane on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:36pm.
I just found that site earlier this week! Search for "jolie"...he's got some interesting stuff.
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Keane, SHAME ON YOU! Your new FAVORITE site?!
TRAITOR!!!!!
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BTW - I realise I used apostrophes in all the wrong places in that post, proof-reading is not my strongest point...
MrsK, I LOOOOVE Blythe!
bambam, I agree. She needs a bit of fat, every woman does. It is what keeps us from looking like old hags........lol
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The lowdown from my new fave gossip site www.ianundercover.com says that A Rod is one of the biggest womaniser's on the planet. He's a major client of that madam who's currently spilling the dirt on all the celebs and he is said to be shagging at least 10 other women besides Madge at the moment. Makes sense doesn't it - if you had your pick of the girls, why go for old granny pants vadge. As for Gwynnie, the lowdown with her is that Madge is trying to persuade her to move to NY with her as her marriage to Chris Martin is on the rocks (I predicted this a while back, it was that weird girl's only celebration dinner that gave me the clue). Apparently CM has been partying with a lot of young girls with the band and Gwynnie has been spending a lot of time with a man in his 50's. Interesting! Plus Hekki, I'm afraid I haven't heard your theory that Gwyn is a "stealth slut" was it(?) so please could you repeat it for my benefit? Ta!
I just can't hate on Fishy...I love her mom so much.
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A-Rod is very meh. I could find hotter Dominican dudes sitting on my old stoop in Washington Heights.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:07pm.
say what they want about fishsticks but there's something about her that i like. i don't know what it is. still, i'd kick her to the curb in a minute for her mother, blythe danner is one hot babe.
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Her mother is great! I get the feeling that I know what she's like - her personality comes through. I think that's why people like the daughter - they think of her mother when they see her. Sadly the daughter is just a watered down copy.
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Maybe that dumb bitch ought to start keeping an eye on her own husband who probably fucks a million groupies a night and is bored with her butt fucking ugly face. Imagine having to go down on that every night? No thanks. Meanwhile, A-Rod is going to realize that his rod down below wants to fuck under 30 women who think Kabbalah is the bullshit that it is.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:15pm.
he doesn't look too bright...strikes me as the kind of man who goes around grunting as opposed to speaking in coherent sentences.
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Nope. I still stand by my observation that she looks a little weak here, unsteady even. Her face is pale and her eyes look empty
Gwyneth's frock is a toga party gone wrong. Here's a tip, Gwyneth you are NOT so drop-dead gorgeous that you can throw any "fashion forward" thing on and pull it off.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I got a bag like Madonna's for $20 on Canal Street...and an escort like Arod's for $10 in Times Square!
i dont know its possible with all their money, but gwyenth & madonna get uglier with each passing day...fishy's boobs look so depressed in that pretty dress, what a shame.
Madonna. I cannot tell you how much I hate your new face. I can see your old face under there and I miss it. You were never a "beautiful" woman but your face was full of personality. Now it's just full of plastic.
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Fishy's dress does absolutely nothing for her. She looks pastey and saggy. Ick!
i watched some of madonna's truth or dare videos last nite and there's a big difference in her look between then and now to me. it's not so much age, it's body fat. she was in shape back then but her face was softer looking, more round in the jaw line and cheeks.
she exercised that last layer of fat away i think and it makes her look a little too mannish now, she's got too much muscular definition. yucky.
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No, she's saying, "Hey, I'm fake British too, big boy. Wanna show me your bat?"
hahhahahahah, what a hilarious pic!
I like Gwynnie, I think she;s beautiful.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
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I think the bag suits Vadge well. Hideous bag for hideous woman.
Am I the only one who can't picture A-Rod doing the whole Kaballah thing?
that bag looks like a bad knockoff from the streets of chinatown.
After all the plastic surgery and working out, Madonna still cannot fight the growth - and sagging! - of her jowls!.
And that picture of Gweeeeneee? Damn unfortunate. Otherwise, in the other shots, she kinda reminds me of little J for some reason.
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Submitted by pleaseMe on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:14pm.
upon closer inspection, i see vadge has a turkey neck.
Great minds and all that!
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Submitted by bisou on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:10pm.
Well, he's a brilliant baseball player, who's known for choking in the playoffs. I don't know if he's a douche, but rumors about cheating followed him for years before his divorce. I'm not sure he's real bright.
upon closer inspection, i see vadge has a turkey neck.
One ugly picture of hers!
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fishy is damn ugly. i actively hate her. a-rod is obviously "special", and i agree with whoever said madonna sort of looks like her old self here. she almost looks a little juicy.
UM i dont think madonna looks frail and sickly..she actually looks really good..that one pic is awesome..
For all the times he's been talked about, I still don't know anything about A Rod. Is he known to be a douchebag? Because he looks like a rather large one.
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Could it be anymore obvious they all sleep together
Anyone else think Fishy's dress is meant for someone younger/or with higher boobies? Just saying.....
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Madonna looks like her old self in some of those photos!
Vadge better watch her back. Fishsticks is a stealth slut (veteran Dlisters have heard my theory about this many times) and she likes those man-whores.
It's odd that celebs like Paltrow can hector us about global warming and how to live, yet she jets from London to Miami for a dumb hotel opening.
madam s.,
That's the diameter of the strap-on he wants Vadge to sport later tonight.
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say what they want about fishsticks but there's something about her that i like. i don't know what it is. still, i'd kick her to the curb in a minute for her mother, blythe danner is one hot babe.
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Wonder what Rx fishticks is on
Vadge should wear gloves to cover up those veiney hands.
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