Fishy Has Her Eye On Vadge's Property
The newest Mr. Vadge was at the opening of the Fontainebeau Grand in Miami last night with Fishsticks Paltrow, who was probably dispatched there by Vadge herself to keep tabs on her shit. Fishy is giving him a look letting him know that she's got her fish eyes on him. Or maybe she's just making that look because she's fucking starving after not eating for 12-hours straight! Or maybe she's concentrating on using her yoga-produced muscles to keep that tampon dress up. Concentrate harder, Fishy! No one wants to see your gills!
You know, I wish Vadge would quit with this A-Rod shit. Why can't she just go out and do a bunch of slut bag shit? Fuck being with just one dude! Her roided-up vagina needs to be loosened up. Doesn't she get tired of listening to the annoying sound of her vagina gritting its teeth? It's so fucking wound up and needs a good long month of just slutting around. Oh well.
While Fishy watched A-Rod in Miami, Vadge and Lourdes were out in Los Angeles last night. Not only does she needs to drop A-Rod, but she needs to drop that old bag too! The old bag she's carrying I mean. Yes, you could sell me a million times over and still not have enough money to buy a bootleg version of that bag on eBay, but it's still fugly!
And in the first thumbnail below, is that orange gum in A-Rod's mouth? He must have not gotten to rule #4,567 in Vadge's employee handbook. It clearly states that all chewing gum must be made from organic herbs and sticky smegma from her cooch.
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Keane, I just can't believe that Paul Newman was gay.
Robert Wagner is another story. I heard that 25 years ago. There was conjecture that Natalie Wood's drowning had something to do with her finding out about Robert's male dalliances.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Well I was pretty surprised about Marlon Brando too - who'd have thought that? But the thing is people tend to associate the actor with the parts they play as opposed to who they necessarily are underneath it. I think some men are such dirty hobags that they'll do anything that turns them on - men, women, trannies anything. Others are genuinely gay or bisexual. Its very common among actors but the Hollywood machine has been so adept at keeping it quiet for such a long time that we still find it hard to believe. Look at the fate of openly gay actors e.g. Rupert Everett - he is rarely if ever cast as a straight man and would never be the straight love interest. He could have passed as straight but he chose not to and as an actor he is forever typecast because of it.
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 4:25pm.
I don't believe for one moment Paul Newman was bi-sexual. Cary Grant, Sir Lawrence Olivier, Errol Flynn. Joan Crawford and Marilyn Monroe even bumped clits! Its true. Why do you think in old Hollywood they had morality clauses in their contracts? To reign in this behavior so their box offices grosses didn't slump. No one really gave a damn about personal lives or sexual orientation. Just as long as you didn't accidently suffocate someone during a rape you were fine.
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NO.
I REFUSE to believe Paul Newman sucked cock.
not that there's anything wrong with it, but NO.
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Hekki/Mrs K - sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings:
http://ianundercover.com/blog/2008/09/27/oh-yeah-btw-paul-newman-was-gay...
As a general rule of thumb I think its best to assume all male leading men types are more likely to be gay or bisexual than not. Let's see who we have:
Tom Cruise
Jude Law
John Travolta
Will Smith
Vin Diesel
Marlon Brando (bi)
Paul Newman
James Dean
Jack Nicholson (bi - same website)
I grew up in the theate and met a lot of male actors and dancers and the vast majority were gay. The ones that weren't were often total man whores either to make clear they weren't gay or just to take advantage of being the only straights in a room full of girls. Lots of lesbians in theatre too - just a higher body count of gays than in the rest of life. Or maybe they were just in an environment where they felt it was more acceptable to admit it? The latter probably.
Mrs. K - You da man!
My friend's kid's got a unibrow and never even thought about it til she was about 14. But she is stunning - so perhaps, in her own mind, she was just saying: Fuck all y'all - you'll see!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 4:10pm.
"Beautiful fountain" in English
French for blood is something like "sang"
Strange I live near a town called Bellefonte it was discovered by a French solider. When he saw the spring he called it a belle fonte French for beautiful fountain or so the myth goes. French confuses me.
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"Beautiful fountain" in English
French for blood is something like "sang"
Doesn't fountainbleau mean foutain of blood in French?
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That dress is horrible! She doesn't even look comfortable in it.
Mrs. Kravitz, I started developing hints of a unibrow when I was a child. And you can bet I shaved that shit OFF the second I got my li'l hands on a razor.
Keane, that would be a waste, since Mad Madge ain't really Jewish.
As for her banging people, I wonder if they'd do it just to know that they had. Not like it's an honor or anything...
Hekki, I think it was class. Kelly was raised with money, class and discipline, and it showed in how she comported herself. Screwing assorted guys couldn't change that. Madge has none o' that.
As for little brown wrens, they're the one glitzy girls never expect to be attractive. But they're not typically attractive for the same reasons many royal mistresses weren't pretty (see the book "Sex With Kings"), yet guys sometimes want 'em.
Personally I think it's too bad about Fishsticks. She has the makings of a cool girl, but she thinks she has to be all pretentious and classier-than-thou.
A-Rod has gay-face when he smiles. Gay-Rod.
Sorry Fishsticks, you ain't A-Rod's type. He likes 'em so manly and macho they have a crotch bulge.
Fishy wants her a piece of that and she's itchy for a fling herself.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:54pm.
It's funny you brought up the Stepford Wives. I read the book not too long ago. I don't think Ira Levin was exploring the women's movement at all. I think he was exposing suburbia for how it demands conformity. I think if it were pro women's lib JoAnna would have survived to warn the world.
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Sorry, jealous little Fishy, sexy A-Rod is Vadge's property and he is not attracted to women whose chest looks like an 11-year-old boy's. Cover that nasty shit up, Fishy!
Mrs. K: Right? If you've been around long enough, or had your eyes open enough, you've seen it happen. The glamorella wife just CANNOT understand why her husband dumped her for the nanny. The only thing she knows how to do is cook and clean and take care of children....
The other day, I was watching "The Stepford Wives". Not the ridiculous cartoon with Nicole Kidman. The original. To me, it was less a horror/suspense movie as it was an examination of feminism and what men really want. That part was scary.
Anyway, the conclusion I came to was that men just want whatever they don't have. They have a stay-at-home wife who only cares about needlepoint and the kids. Then along comes a single career woman who doesn't talk about ear infections and coupons. The man with a workaholic wife wants someone who will make him a hot turkey sandwich with gravy and bring his suits to the cleaners.
But I digress...
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:34pm.
It would be better if she paid more attention to the drab little creature sitting in one corner carrying on a quiet conversation with her man.
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hekki - the next time i have to create a user id name, i'm using stealth slut. that's brill!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Keane, you take that BACK about Paul Newman. Take it back. Now. That's blasphemy. Fuck.
And as for the stealth slut, you should read this:
http://www.weekender.co.jp/LatestEdition/000211/wren.html
The last two paragraphs: "Most wives put up antennas when a glamor girl enters the scene. She doesn't like it much when her husband is dancing or laughing with a more beautiful, younger or more sexy-looking woman than she is. More than likely the vivacious girl who is carrying on in full sight of everyone is no threat at all, not even here in Japan.
It would be better if she paid more attention to the drab little creature sitting in one corner carrying on a quiet conversation with her man. This could be a little brown wren in action."
Not that all stealth sluts are little brown wrens, but it's another variety.
Madonna, YOU should be holding the bag. If the bag is holding you, if it's the first thing people see when they set eyes on you, change the fucking bag.
Gwen is the kind of girl that looks pretty only in her early twenties.
Madonna looks good because her gristle monster is covered up.
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She's flat and that's that!
Madonna actually looks good in these photos. The side part helps and her face doesn't look so full of fillers. I also like the honey tones in her hair and the red lipstick has always suited her.
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And for Mrs K:
1. Paul Newman was gay
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British Airways? This is Bunny Kravitz. Roundtrip ticket to London, please. Purpose of my visit? Why, to bitch slap Keane, of course.
weally? she said with her heart in her throat. Did you learn that on ianundercover?
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
This must be what they call "Cooze Control".
Pretentious skanks.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hekki - yeah I get that theory - some of the geekiest girls at Oxford (where virtually everyone was a geek anyway) I later found out to be the sluttiest. I could never understand why one of my friend's was going out with a very quiet, mousy-looking girl. Turned out she was a slut in bed: dressed up in PVC nurse's outfits; had a big collection of sex toys and porn; would pull girls to turn him on etc. Another geeky-seeming girl once told my friend that she loved it when her boyf came home from work, bent her over the sofa and took her from behind! Always the quiet ones!
And for Mrs K:
1. Paul Newman was gay
2. Condoleeza Rice is gay
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:17pm.
you are absolutely right, of course.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Oh my god! Madonna's hair!
I kind of hate Madonna but her hair sort of looks like (one stage of) the old days, and she actually looks fucking human-ish.
Yes, I give her props for not getting implants. I just don't know why she has to act like she has big 'uns. I can appreciate small boobs as much as any straight woman can. They can be deeeelightful! But they are not served very well in a dress like that.
She should really showcase her legs.
Besides, I'm of the apparently old-fashioned notion that you pick one thing and show it off like crazy. If you're showing off your rack, don't wear a miniskirt, too. Or if you're wearing a really short skirt, keep your boobs covered.
Vagdge is the only thing missing from A-Rot & Fishsticks pooty party in Miami, a town built for shallow fake ass orange sprayed no talent overpaid gold diggin stink shits like those 3.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
Submitted by Oi-stonedjunta :
"Call me crazy, but I think Madonna looks fantastic in these shots...she looks like the old Madonna - hair is not over-bleached, makeup is befitting of a woman her age, great coat (shame about the bag). Two thumbs up, lady."
I totally agree! She looks great, looks like her old self.. When she started, she always did use a lot of makeup, that red red lipstick.. she hasn't looked this good in a long time. I can laugh at her here too, but I secretly still love her.
madonna looks old and tired in the second shot...she should just give it a rest
did marc jacobs put his brazilian boyfriend to design bags for him this season for louis vuitton? gross
Is she giving him the walleye? or just your basic non-descript fish eye?!? I smell fish!
Paltro is doing that hair thing that M does, coloring the roots dark so we will all think she's not going gray. Tricky little fishy.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:51pm.
on the other hand I give her props for not getting implants.
yeah i give that a couple or more years
Call me crazy, but I think Madonna looks fantastic in these shots...she looks like the old Madonna - hair is not over-bleached, makeup is befitting of a woman her age, great coat (shame about the bag). Two thumbs up, lady.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:51pm.
on the other hand I give her props for not getting implants.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Fishy's dress is completely unsuitable. She has the Cameron Diaz issue of wearing something extreeeeemely low-cut but showing off NOTHING. A low-cut dress should show off more than just a flat plateau of sun-damaged skin. It should give a GLIMPSE of cleavage. You know. The place where the plump juicy breastesses press together and create a sliver of warmth and yielding pillowiness. A low-cut dress should invite onlookers to run their finger along the line where fabric and flesh meet.
Fishy's "cleavage" reminds me of starched hospital sheets. Yuck.
Thanks for the side sort-of closeup of Vadge's face, so we can examine more closely the facelift scars.
Are there nude photos of A-Rod?
Keane: My theory is that if you have a certain cool blonde demeanor or maybe just a quiet, brainy one, you can fuck with impunity and no one will think any less of you.
For instance, Grace Kelly banged EVERYONE, but she had this classy, virginal persona and no one would dream of calling her a slut. Mariah Carey is one who you would figure to be all slutty, with the flirty coy act and showing lots of skin but she really isn't.
Sluttienna Miller is a failed stealth slut.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:27pm.
yeah, the fat guy seems kinda awed by gwennie's presence. he said something like, 'oh, the way you lay those shrimp on the grill is so sexy.' she's like 'ahh, i don't know how to respond to that...' haha!
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Paltrowoski walks around this earth like she is above everything and everyfucking body. Some type of celeb royalty. So why on earth would she put on a dress that fits her like that??? Major FAIL. She bothers me. And I don't believe for one minute she deserved any Oscar.
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the vadge has some weird taste for men...first sean penn then carlos leon then guy ritchie then arod...she must definitely like spanish smegma the best...
and what happened to fishie's tits?? she looks like an underpaid czech male tranny in that dress
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:06pm.
Ohhhh I've seen that show too!! She does seem to be pretty cool on that doesn't she? That fat guy however is such a pretentious slag. Funny thing is last year, when it was just him and Bittman his fat ass was cool. Now he comes off like some fake ass cosmopolitan wannabe with orange crocs for a signature look.
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Yeah, that's it TITS. Once or twice only then she can give it to me :)
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:48pm.
I love that bag! However, I do figure she would have retired it by now. I know I saw pictures of her a few weeks ago carrying it.
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Keane,
Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
God the gossip just keeps on coming and coming over there! To summarise:
1. Katie Holmes to seek divorce after reading of Tom's gay past - how naive was she really?
2. Madge had numerous affairs throughout her marriage, with men, women, threesomes, foursomes etc. Made them all sign a confidentiality agreement beforehand to keep them quiet! (How the fuck did she find this many people willing to shag her - were they all on the payroll?!)
3. And - most hilariously - Madge wants her and A-Rod to be a modern day version of Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio! Ha ha ha! Can't get enough of this site!
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 1:04pm.
Oh and apparently A-Rod is to convert to Judaism
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WTF?!?!?!!?
Madonna hasn't converted, why should he?
Plus, his head is misshapen.
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I'm alittle conflicted on gwennie. i've seen her in interviews and she's been on a PBS travel/cooking show. she might be fun to hangout with, sorta quirky/dorky stoner type. but if she started speaking in five languages & spewing pretense, that would suck
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