They Look Beautiful To Me
Today on one of my favorite serious legal shows "Judge Alex" they had a case about something that is near and dear to me: eyebrows! Sharon Rivers (above) was suing Joy Tran for emotional distress for fucking up her eyebrows. Sharon paid Joy $180 to tattoo some "dreamy" eyebrows on her beautiful face. But Sharon claims Joy fucked it up by making them purple and lopsided.
I do not see a problem. This is the way all eyebrows should look. Sharon should empty out her checking account and give ever last cent to Miss Tran for turning her into the owner of two ravishing brows! I would get the same kind of eyebrows, but my face is not precious enough to carry off that look.
In the end, the sexy Judge Alex awarded Sharon $5000! Sharon needs to take that money and donate it to the "People in Need of Gorgeous Chola Eyebrows" fund! Judge Alex also denied Miss Tran's countersuit. Miss Tran sued Sharon for $900 for wasting her time. HA! Miss Tran is really fucking hot.
Below is a little clip of Sharon pleading her case to Judge Alex. My favorite part is when she says to the bailiff, "Would you go date me with eyebrows like this?" Um...I'm pretty sure that if she had a vagina over each eye, he still wouldn't go out with her. I'm joking! She's beautiful.
And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.
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"Miss Tran sued Sharon for $900 for wasting her time"
Oh my God. LOL.. best countersuit explanation ever!
Momus, do you mean Sly Stallone?
His mama is a special kind of beautiful.
MK: You are having too much fun on meds....good for you!
o and LMAO @ "I would get the same kind of eyebrows, but my face is not precious enough to carry off that look"
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She should be happy, sometimes I get mine done and they look very nearly the same as when I walked into the waxing salon. I'm not paying them $10 to take off ten hairs!!? WTF?!!? She looks like a beautiful chola!
Your face!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
Have seen pics of his mama ... the fortuneteller? She has eyebrows that send shockwaves across the dimensional veil!
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Well, if she dyed her hair purple, then no one would notice her mole or eyebrows. How's that?
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Where's her "dumb bitch" tat? I wonder if there was a chola option on that brow chart? I think it would have had a bit more arch.
Never doubt the Sharpie. It's a goddesses best friend.
Momus
what was that crack about mah boo Sly Stone all about?
I'm waiting
*crossing arms, tapping foot*
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
She should sue God for fucking up her face.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:25pm.
MK! Is this what you watch all day while i am at work?!?!?
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and, the Live-Feed Puppies!
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Sharon should think about it as an investment in self defense. No one will mess with her now, b/c they'll be afraid that she'll cut a b!tch.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Oh man, the lady who cuts my hair swears by tattoo makeup. She has the eyeliner.
My opinion. If you're dumb (and vain) enough to trust someone to tattoo eyebrows on because you don't like the ones nature gave you, then you should live with what you get. Tweezing is one thing.
This
is just some dumb shit. She shouldn't have gotten a dime. She could easily have learned to pencil over those.
I hate people that mess with their face on purpose, and then cry when they don't get the results they want. You just can't fix stupid.
P.S. Sweetheart.. those eyebrows were not your real problem with not getting dates. They weren't going to fix anything.
MK! Is this what you watch all day while i am at work?!?!?
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
"dreamy or scary, you be the judge."
Is this a great country or WHAT?!?!?!?!
I bet they don't have TV like that in the USSR!!!
FUCK NO!
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Submitted by IzzabellVonRae on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:20pm.
That judge is hot. Damn.
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I know! I'd like to show him MY chambers. rwor.
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Only Dreamboat has "dreamyeyes"
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How much for chartreuse mole?
Jesus!
This is why I don't watch shows - except for here - I don't think I like people sometimes.
(i spelled chartreuse correctly! NO spellchecker. holy shit)
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
That judge is hot. Damn.
Isn't she really Sly Stone's mama?
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