They Look Beautiful To Me
Today on one of my favorite serious legal shows "Judge Alex" they had a case about something that is near and dear to me: eyebrows! Sharon Rivers (above) was suing Joy Tran for emotional distress for fucking up her eyebrows. Sharon paid Joy $180 to tattoo some "dreamy" eyebrows on her beautiful face. But Sharon claims Joy fucked it up by making them purple and lopsided.
I do not see a problem. This is the way all eyebrows should look. Sharon should empty out her checking account and give ever last cent to Miss Tran for turning her into the owner of two ravishing brows! I would get the same kind of eyebrows, but my face is not precious enough to carry off that look.
In the end, the sexy Judge Alex awarded Sharon $5000! Sharon needs to take that money and donate it to the "People in Need of Gorgeous Chola Eyebrows" fund! Judge Alex also denied Miss Tran's countersuit. Miss Tran sued Sharon for $900 for wasting her time. HA! Miss Tran is really fucking hot.
Below is a little clip of Sharon pleading her case to Judge Alex. My favorite part is when she says to the bailiff, "Would you go date me with eyebrows like this?" Um...I'm pretty sure that if she had a vagina over each eye, he still wouldn't go out with her. I'm joking! She's beautiful.
And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:41pm.
THANK you! I have had to explain that to so many people in my lifetime... It is sad that a case where the defendant was genuinely at fault and someone was badly injured has become the poster case for frivolous lawsuits.
Submitted by roxie on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:31pm.
FYI
yeah um actually, that bitch was 79 years old, and she suffered third-degree burns over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin
areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement
treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonalds refused.
http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
The Judge is hot,I need to start watching this show.
The lady needs a lot more help besides her eyebrows,she needs to invest that 5 grand in a face overhaul.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Like that bitch who spilled hot coffee on herself from McDonald's and sued for a ton and won.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:18pm.
Really, that's what I'm saying! In for a penny, in for a pound.
Ok, probably just playing devil's advocate here, but can't she just get bigger eyebrows tattooed over the purplies? Granted, they might have to be black and *gasp* match the rest of her hair, but wouldn't that be a good solution?
Does this lady remind anyone else of the new Willy Wonka Oompa Loompas? I saw the ad for this show on TV and the first thing I thought was "Oompa loompa doompety doo..."
This never should have been an issue, anyway. Any reputable tattoo artist would have drawn the eyebrows on before wielding the needle -- the 'victim' should have said yea or nay at that point. And it's not that hard to stay in the lines. Purple, what's the big deal? She can't go over them in black? Both these bitches are dee you em, dum.
I have a serious eyebrow fixation
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I am surprised at the popularity of tattooed makeup... I have a tattoo, but would never DREAM of getting anything permanently inked on my face! I mean, your eyebrows would be red and peely for weeks! And what if the tattoo artist sneezed or something mid-arch? And eyeliner... shit, I don't even like to put contacts in, I can't imagine a vibrating needle 1 mm from my cornea. You're just asking for permanent disfigurement. Not to mention the fact that a lot of people are allergic to tattoo ink and get huge rashes and permanent scabby places...
Why? Why, I ask??? Is it THAT hard to take 5 minutes to put on eyeliner in the AM?
People will sue over anything. I say it's time to bring back 'You broke it...you bought it'.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
That is so awesome! The crap people waste their time and money doing and then they waste more time and money suing when it's not what they think they wanted! God bless America!
That is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day! :D
You American's, you're so far ahead of us Brits, with your eyebrow tat catalogues and $20 faux melanomas.
it's only a drawing.
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People don't usually "shave" their eyebrows, they just over-pluck for a looonnng time, and they just don't grow back after awhile. I have seen many women with the drawn on eyebrows, and it's sooo hard not to stare at them. Sort of like Shauna Sands whole face, but just in the eyebrow area.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:14pm.
Joy Tran, the name says it all- She gave her tranny eyebrows.
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Once when I was drunk I tried waxing my eyebrows myself ..it was a disastuh let me tell you! Oy..what was left of the scrubbly brush I had put jolen bleaching cream on...OY..what a mess..At least I didn't pencil it in in blue (like a lady I worked with bless her heart)!..And I couldn't cover it with bangs because I fried my hair with some highlighting nuclear bleach that just made my hair fall out..OY..it was not a good day! This is traumatizing me..I can't talk about it anymore.....
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:09pm.
I know this woman (more money than sense) who had her eyebrows tatted on. Bitch has looked *startled* for over 20 years now.
==>She is startling, I kid you not.
Ah, The Permanent Surprised Eyebrow Cholatoos.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sharon's eyebrows are the least of her worries.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Why the fuck would you shave off your real eyebrows for tattooed ones ANYWAY??????????
And those eyebrows are in the middle of her GD forehead!
Tha fuck?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:09pm.
I know this woman (more money than sense) who had her eyebrows tatted on. Bitch has looked *startled* for over 20 years now.
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LOL. When you meet, how do you tell the difference between the "It's a nice surprise to see you" or the "I'm shocked at how you've aged" expression?
HAHA! Tommy and Travolta. You been taking pics of my nightmares!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Joy Tran, the name says it all- She gave her tranny eyebrows.
Wouldn't a stencil and an ultra-black MagicMarker have been a better option than tats?
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:01pm.
What?! They're perfect!
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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Beautiful Chola!
I know this woman (more money than sense) who had her eyebrows tatted on. Bitch has looked *startled* for over 20 years now.
LOOK AT THOSE GREASY ASS BANGS! FUCKIN CHOLO BITCH WAS COOKIN EGGS FOR HER 7 KIDS N RAN OUT OF SHAMPOO! FUCKIN' BITCH
Judge Alex is soooo effing sexy!!
Yeah. I watch every day, and it isn't to learn law. He is seriously hot.
What?! They're perfect!
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FUCKIN' SOME SHIT STAINED EYEBROWS!
I had a friend who tatooed her eyebrows years ago. Dumb bitch. She wound up looking like that fat whore from the movie Crybaby
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:52pm.
Bitch, you old. Your shit sags. Deal with it.
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exactly what I said to myself whilst looking in the mirror this morning .
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I think the real problem is not with the shape, but the fact that he tatooed them two inches above where her actual eyebrows are. He drew them on her forehead! Bitch, you old. Your shit sags. Deal with it.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:43pm.
that judge is an ass for awarding her with that much money! this crazy freak deserves the eyebrows she got...he should have refunded her money at the most...
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Wanna bet that instead of getting the mole and eyebrows removed she trys to get it fixed and makes it worse?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:47pm.
HUGZZZZZZZ
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
JJudge Alex is soooo effing sexy!!
Momus the Sarcastic hmmmmmmmmm. I was wondering why someone would go through all this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 20 dollars for my mole. Hahahahaha
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:39pm.
Yes. I meant Sasha Stallone
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I feel better now.
Sly Stone is some kinda wonderful.
Sly Stallone...not so much.
(I am very protective of mah boos...sowwy)
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Absolutely no need to apologize. I should be the apologizer.
TO WIT:
Sly Stone is a most excellent musician.
Sly Stallone is a most excellent moron.
Momus is a most excellent twit for not typing the correct name.
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MK, you need to take those "medications" everyday! First that jewel of a dog, then la comadre! I hope your happy pills don't have a crashing point, cause you're out doing yourself!
I love it!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:39pm.
Yes. I meant Sasha Stallone
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I feel better now.
Sly Stone is some kinda wonderful.
Sly Stallone...not so much.
(I am very protective of mah boos...sowwy)
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
that judge is an ass for awarding her with that much money! this crazy freak deserves the eyebrows she got...he should have refunded her money at the most...
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:41pm.
If you win on these court shows, does the show pay all awards? Maybe I should get in on this.
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Yes, they do. It's in the disclaimer at the end of the shows.
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LOL. YOu can come see these kind of eyebrows all over Albuquerque!!!
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
If you win on these court shows, does the show pay all awards? Maybe I should get in on this.
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"I do eyebrow for youuuu"... LMAO
I think her eyebrows are the least of her problems. And who the hell is Judge Alex? Why do we need yet another goddamn judge show??!!
Submitted by justjane on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:37pm.
Momus, do you mean Sly Stallone?
His mama is a special kind of beautiful.
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Yes. I meant Sasha Stallone. I must be improperly medicated today. Either too much or too little. Can't decide.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:28pm.
Oh man, the lady who cuts my hair swears by tattoo makeup. She has the eyeliner.
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how does it look?
shit. hold up. don't they put that stuff on with needles? on her EYELIDS?? omfg that must have hurt. i bet the eyes are very susceptible to infections too. shit.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
"Now I got purple eyebrows and a purple mole" in a voice which sounds like a rusty screen door hinge.
WTF would anyone get a fucking mole tattoo, not to mention chola brows? This cunt deserves to spend the rest of her life looking like that.
I like the defendant's accent, she sounds like such a bitch too.