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Today on one of my favorite serious legal shows "Judge Alex" they had a case about something that is near and dear to me: eyebrows! Sharon Rivers (above) was suing Joy Tran for emotional distress for fucking up her eyebrows. Sharon paid Joy $180 to tattoo some "dreamy" eyebrows on her beautiful face. But Sharon claims Joy fucked it up by making them purple and lopsided.
I do not see a problem. This is the way all eyebrows should look. Sharon should empty out her checking account and give ever last cent to Miss Tran for turning her into the owner of two ravishing brows! I would get the same kind of eyebrows, but my face is not precious enough to carry off that look.
In the end, the sexy Judge Alex awarded Sharon $5000! Sharon needs to take that money and donate it to the "People in Need of Gorgeous Chola Eyebrows" fund! Judge Alex also denied Miss Tran's countersuit. Miss Tran sued Sharon for $900 for wasting her time. HA! Miss Tran is really fucking hot.
Below is a little clip of Sharon pleading her case to Judge Alex. My favorite part is when she says to the bailiff, "Would you go date me with eyebrows like this?" Um...I'm pretty sure that if she had a vagina over each eye, he still wouldn't go out with her. I'm joking! She's beautiful.
And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.
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bitch was 79? and still driving?? Hell someone probably ran up while she was driving and threw the coffee on her slow ass....
that reminds me of the South Park when they try to ban the old people from driving....
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that bitch was 79 years old, and she suffered third-degree burns over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin
areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement
treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonalds refused.
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Submitted by happyface on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 3:39am.
ITA, especially with the last paragraph of your post. That's why I've gotten into this same fight with so many people. I want to be like, "Shut up! I'm a lawyer! I spent three years learning this shit!" But I restrain myself, because what do us law school graduates know, right? ;P
Tattooing eyebrows is inherently risky: they look fine to me, but what do I know about tatting make-up.
haha that was a funny part when he was like "Stop mocking her voice!" She's like "I no speak like her!" no, idk.. but the whole thing was too much!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:07am.
You remember that 80s song "Sad Eyes"?
Saaad eyes, turn the other way...
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Amen to that!
I know, right?
When the judge asked her if she was imitating Miss Tran I was like: WTF is he talking about? She's been talking like that the whole time.
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"Would you go date me with eyebrows like this?"
Uhhh....."go date me"?
There's other turn offs, besides the brows and mole.
Angel_i.. Tis ok.. I answer to smokie, pillie, pilled up bitch passed out on street corner.. Whatever.. Hi!! lol
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Hussein in the membrane.. Crazy Hussein, got no brain! Hussein in da membrane..
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haha I went home yesterday and watched this slide! OMG like, She was totally over reacting, trying to keep a straight face! It is a total fucking risk to have anything make-up related Tattooed on to your face.. Sheeeet!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:07pm.
I have a serious eyebrow fixation
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O man. That's hard. I know ALL about it, Mrs. K. Here - have some chocolate. It's a good distraction:)
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GOOD Morning, Mr. President!
I, myself, would call her Sad Eye. I think it has more bite;p
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Good morning, angel! The guy who marries this chick is going to save a lot of money on coffee. He'll just wake up to those eyes and will instantly jump out of bed in horror. How much are you willing to bet that from now on her nickname is going to be Scary Eyes?
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:00pm.
first of all, please don't try to fool me by telling me this creature is a natural woman...
secondly, this "creature" looks exactly like this hot piece...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIC8KE3p478
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OMG letinstar! FUNNAY! Excuse mah bautay!
She looks like a cross between a Miss Tran victim and standing fan...and a tranny! LOL!
And a mexican valley girl! She's so hot, I can't stand it.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:54am.
I'm sure that legal scholars will be studying this case for years. "I wanted dreamy eyes but came out with scary eyes." Well, at least her eyes will now match the rest of her face.
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Ha! Miss Tran should be suing her for emotional distress!
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I'm sure that legal scholars will be studying this case for years. "I wanted dreamy eyes but came out with scary eyes." Well, at least her eyes will now match the rest of her face.
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judge alex is tutankhamen reincarnate. i want to wrap him up and bury him with some offerings. i mean that in a good way, in that i have a secret crush on him that is not so secret anymore.
aquarius-
I have to agree with you. As a law school grad (if that means anything), I can tell you that it is the degree to which she suffered that is relevant. She most likely would not have to go to the hospital if the coffee did spill and gave her normal coffee temperature burns. The outcome of the case would most definitely found partially liable (and now I see when I look at blueangel's post that the court did rule that way) because she DID hold the coffee in a way that would very likely cause her injury, but McDonald's is responsible because of the DEGREE of injury caused by the extreme temperature that food should probably never be(??)
I know it sounds stuck up, but whenever I hear people talk about cases as if they're experts without having learned the law, it kinda bothers me. Everyone seems to think they understand the law. It's funny to hear someone take a cursory look at the case and say,"Oh, fuck I wish I could sue everytime I spill my coffee."
I don't know what else has been said about this because I'm tipsy and posting..
But I thought it was said stupid when Judge Alex told Ghetto Brows not to imitate Joy Tran's accent. Umm.. that's how she talks... it's the truth. And that's how supposedly Joy Tran delivered her message of "dreamy eyebrows"...
If that's how she speaks, let it be heard..
Victoria's Secret is being sued because some of their bras use formaldehyde and caused severe rashes on some women. The outcome of this one ought to be interesting.
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I LOVE Judge Alex. That man is hot! Here are the FACTS of the McDonald's case that is being resurected for whatever reason.
The woman in that case was awarded a settlement because McDonald's was found PARTIALLY liable for injuries she received when she spilled a cup of coffee on herself. McDonald's liability extended to the fact that the coffee the woman was served had been sitting in a warmer which malfunctioned and heated the beverage to the scalding point. The woman spilled the coffee on herself (due to her own negligence) but it was determined that if the coffee had been served at McDonald's regular temperature, her injuries would not have been as severe. Therefore, McDonald's was found PARTIALLY liable for her injuries.
i know she's been gone along time but i miss judge maybellene
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I understand why she's suing, you must have to jerk off a ton of migrant farm workers to come up with $180.
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What's wrong with leaving your eyebrows au natural? Those are some messed up brows. But that dumb ho doesn't deserve $5000.
On a side note Judge Alex is funny looking.
first of all, please don't try to fool me by telling me this creature is a natural woman...
secondly, this "creature" looks exactly like this hot piece...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIC8KE3p478
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If, say, I'm skiing and splat into a tree, it's my own damn fault.
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I agree. But if you're eating at a restaurant and the food/drink served to you causes you serious harm because of something inherently wrong with it (like being served at temperatures high enough to give a person third degree burns), it is NOT someone's own damn fault. Particularly when they're stuck with a hospital bill that is most likely in the hundred thousands.
The liability case law is pretty clear: if you are injured using a product in the manner it was intended, the company or seller can be liable. If McDonald's doesn't want people to sue over third-degree burns that land them in the hospital for 8 days, McDonald's needs to make sure their coffee is a wee bit cooler before they serve it.
Suppose the plaintiff had been burned, not from spilling the coffee on herself, but from having it spilled on her by a clumsy drive-thru attendant? Would McDonald's be liable then? Point is, no matter whose fault it is, if the company causes harm to a customer, it needs to at least compensate the customer for her medical bills. They wouldn't even settle for $20K. That's why it went to trial.
Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:30pm.
The coffee was at the boiling point
I heard it was kept in the resto at 160 degrees--52 degrees below boiling. Then factor in cooling off as it gets from coffeemaker to consumer. My morning coffee is in fact boiling when I make it: I use a hand-drip filter. (Wait, that gives me an idea....)
Also, as I said in my first post, I'm addressing only the absence of liability by Micky D's--not whether the woman was injured. If Micky D's wasn't actually liable, her case shouldn't have gotten to the jury on her damages. I'm sorry she got hurt but people get screwed up every minute, without recourse. If, say, I'm skiing and splat into a tree, it's my own damn fault.
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I thought I was the only weird-o who thought Judge Alex was kinda sexxxy!
Im a cosmetologist and i swear when people sue over dumb shit like this..it makes me wanna weed out the population. Her eyebrows..are fine and if shes claiming she had busy eyebrows..well she will always have em. Just cause she got those tattoed on her doesnt mean her hair isnt going to grow back. She looks acts sounds and i bet her vagine tastes like a dumbfuck. Joy didnt do anything wrong but this woman prob needs the 2-- to pay off some hit man or something idk.
wait you mean you boil water to make coffee?!? Shut UP!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:42pm.
If something is scalding hot, you do NOT put it between your legs.
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I'm scalding hot.
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Amen to that!
The more I think about it...no.
I'm not a lawsuit person. Personally, I believe that if people could learn to be cordial and say what they mean and mean what they say you don't really need so much law.
But I can't support that it's ok that 400 million people are handed a beverage that could give them 3rd degree burns if they don't wait a few minutes with it. Can you imagine if they served food like that in a restaurant?
I'm off to buy some bristol board and markers now.
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they should have just tattooed her entire face. she's really an awful looking woman, and ghetto to match.
I know what you mean, PSL, but really, 8 days in the hospital? Skin grafts? We're not talking about a burned tongue.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:21pm.
Just as 400 million people do around the world each morning, you don't drink it till it's cooled off.
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Fair enough. But I'd be pissed if my coffee was that hot.
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I disagree aquarius. I have burnt my tongue on manyt cups of coffee, yet have been able to restrain myslef from filing a fucking lawsuit.
I burnt it one year the morning of Thanksgiving- I couldn't taste a damn thing. Oh, poor me.
If something is scalding hot, you do NOT put it between your legs. If you do, you're a fucking moron.
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well then next she can sue her mama for that fug face!
I personally thought she was going for the Patti LaBelle look....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:18pm.
The coffee was at the boiling point -- enough to give her third-degree burns. The restaurant should have been liable for serving it at that temperature, regardless of what she tried to do with it. It's the same situation as biting into a hamburger with a nail in it, or getting food poisoning from an undercooked burger. A company deserves to pay monetary damages when its product, when being used in the manner it is intended, hurts a consumer.
ETA: And if she didn't have the right to sue... who was supposed to pay her medical bills? I would think if a company's product caused you to spend 8 days in the hospital, you'd want to see someone held responsible.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:21pm.
Just as 400 million people do around the world each morning, you don't drink it till it's cooled off.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:18pm.
The point with the McDonald's hot coffee case is not whether she was injured. It's liability: whether she had any right to sue over a cup of hot coffee which (I think) she tried to hold between her thighs. Even if she just spilled it while trying to get it into the proper cup holder, everybody knows that coffee is hot and it hurts if it spills.
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But if it gave her 3rd degree burns on her thighs...how could she have put it in her mouth?
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The point with the McDonald's hot coffee case is not whether she was injured. It's liability: whether she had any right to sue over a cup of hot coffee which (I think) she tried to hold between her thighs. Even if she just spilled it while trying to get it into the proper cup holder, everybody knows that coffee is hot and it hurts if it spills.
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I can't help but feel that I would be AWESOME as a judge on one of thse shows. OK, I am not a judge IRL and I don't have a law degree but I do love to tell people to sit down and STFU.
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Joy Tran is a milf
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I like da brows.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
They look okay to me. She, however, is unfortunate looking
Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:48pm.
someone was badly injured has become the poster case for frivolous lawsuits.
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my point exactly.
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