Friday, November 14th 2008
Bamboozled!
That puss tart Johnny Travolta got me! I actually believed that he got rid of the dead beaver that sat on his head. I mean, the other day he looked as bald as HoHan's punane and now he's back to wearing plugs or Tommy Girl's pubic hair on his head. He was obviously wearing a bald cap the other day. Unless, he planted some barley seeds on his head, Xenu pissed on it and hair magically grew! With or without hair, he still looks like he's ready for a cum fart to the face.
Here's Tommy's scissor sister promoting that dumb "Bolt' movie in NYC this morning.
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Poor Jet. He is walking on his tip toes and well you can tell what is wrong with him. Well not WRONG but what he has.
He and Kelly made beautiful babies together though.
I wonder if they had the sex?
Or did she stick a turkey baster up his butt?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I sort of liked the Bald-Volta.. It really brought out his do me from behind eyes.. no?
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:58pm.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, that was good
I liked that.
"What the fuck am I doin in the back?!"
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:55pm.
Awww Jet and Ella are major cuties! That website is a bit creepy tho...
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
NO no no MK, I think you got it wrong! I'm a hairdresser and I def think he is wearing a mesh-type hairpiece (a'la Ty Ty Baby). He could very well be completely bald under there after all. ________________________________________________
"I'm the normal one and everyone else is crazy. Thank you, next question" -Kathy Griffin
Woot Woot
Scientologist are fuckers and they hold these fucked up lectures on how psychology is to blame for the holocaust and genocide. What they fail to see is that Dianetics is L. Ron's own fucked brand of psychology. Assholes.
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They try to say Jett has Kawasaki Syndrome, due to enviromental chemicals etc.
Why? Because it's not a nuerological disorder like Autism, which is not accepted in the CO$.
It seems like he'd be a decent person if not for his allegiance to those Kool-Aid brewers.
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I don't think some of them have a choice. They are REQUIRED to divulge their innermost secrets and such and it's all written down and stored. And yes they do use it as blackmail.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:56pm.
Jeffro,
bend over, lemme see ya shake a tail feather
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Shake it, shake it, shake it BABY!
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPA3_qqr5o
LOL, I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, motherfucker...i'm the guns of Navarone!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:40pm.
LOL...no lie..John has a house in the little city in Florida that I live in called Ocala. He's always roaming around town with his kids cause no one bothers him here. But after reading this site and MK's hilarious comments I'll never look at him the same again when I see him out and about. Ironically, he's always at the local dance studio practicing "his moves" If that doesnt scream YMCA, I don't know what does.
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Can your cell phone record movies?
No reason...
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:51pm.
I liked him until I found out that he HIDES his Autistic child, doesn't provide him with the proper treatment for his autism and LIES about it.
All thanks to Scientology.
FUCK YOU REVOLTA!
CAN I GET A WOOT WOOT!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro,
bend over, lemme see ya shake a tail feather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ3U-a4x5k
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:48pm.
In a nutshell? He has an autistic son that he denies treatment too ( it's against his religion)
and he hides him.
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O yeah! I always think of Kelly when I think of that and then I forget that their married somehow. It seems they hide themselves a lot too. Sounds like a good idea.
Google search was also helpful, as always:
"With five private jets, Travolta still lectures on global warming ..."
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Ice Baby Hands
He been kicked around since he was born.
Anyway, yes, I've seen Urban Cowboy, but I'm not really down for the whole cowboy scene so it's not really one of my favorites.
As for the autism denial (or the whole of the Scientology's stance on mental illness denial), that is part of what creeps me out about him. It seems like he'd be a decent person if not for his allegiance to those Kool-Aid brewers.
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http://celebroyaltykids.web-log.nl/royalty_celeb_kids/celebkids_jett_ell...
Pics of Jett
He got his hair back from that Rogaine bitch in the pool. See my caption which I put out before this post. So that's what makes barley seeds grow.
Put Some Stank on mah bell baby!
I dont swing that way either, unless you are talking about from the rafters, cause i so do that!
Fuck i said Mr. CARter! DUrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *fart*
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when we make love...
um that's all I know other than
uh uh uh uh uh Staying Alive Staying Alive
Staying Aliiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeee
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I miss the faux pilots outfit.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Vinny Balderino is looking pretty good. Where's Horseshack? Oops, I mean Kelly.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. ...
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Normally LoLo I don't swing that way but for you baby I'd ring your bell any day.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:47pm.
"I was wrong to hit you Sissy, I'm sorry." Yes I hated Urban Cowboy too. Lame movie lame premise.
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Don't forget the line "I love you Sissy". I cringed when I heard him say those 4 words.
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I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!- Clarisse 11/14/2008
I liked him until I found out that he HIDES his Autistic child, doesn't provide him with the proper treatment for his autism and LIES about it.
All thanks to Scientology.
FUCK YOU REVOLTA!
Where's Jett? Asshole.
ha ha I have the Welcome back Kotter theme as my ringtone....
Mr KOT~TER!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:48pm.
In a nutshell? He has an autistic son that he denies treatment too ( it's against his religion)
and he hides him.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
The music video with him and Miley Cyrus is much worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv4oYOT6jOg
always devonly
Im so having a 70's flashback weekend yall!
Disco Dancin
Ring my bell bitch!
RING MY BEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:46pm.
Night Feva NIGHT fevaaaaaaa
You know how to do it
*high pitched Gibbs voice, have no clue what hes saying*
Night Feva Night Feva
You know how to move it
*more high pitched words i dont know*
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LoLo's doing The Hustle...
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
You know what? I don't even know why you guys don't like this guy. As an actor, he's quality. Privately - I know not one damn thing about him except sometimes he's shaking Tommy Girl's hand.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Ice Baby Hands
He was totally bald when those pics were taken. I checked them out again and it was no bald cap. Maybe they were taken a while ago.
Im kinda sorry to say, but John looks kinda sexy with the bald hair. I'm thinkin' of letting him go balls deep.
_Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:46pm.
I've always hated this douchebag. He'll always be dumbass Vinnie B. to me. "What? What? What?"
LOL!
Welcome Back...
Mr. Carter!
I miss everyone having Afros on T.V. man!
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"I was wrong to hit you Sissy, I'm sorry." Yes I hated Urban Cowboy too. Lame movie lame premise.
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Night Feva NIGHT fevaaaaaaa
You know how to do it
*high pitched Gibbs voice, have no clue what hes saying*
Night Feva Night Feva
You know how to move it
*more high pitched words i dont know*
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I'm ashamed to say this but...I really REALLY want to see Bolt. BUT only because of that cute little hamster! Rhino kicks ass!
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I've always hated this douchebag. He'll always be dumbass Vinnie B. to me. "What? What? What?"
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What about the all-time classic Urban Cowboy? Travolta was amazing in that. No one knows it??
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
I LOVED Look Who's Talking. I also loved Kirstie Alley too, and now she's quite a piece of work herself. That movie is full of all kinds of adult jokes that I never got as a kid; it gets better each time I see it.
It's a good thing I'm not still a kid because considering my weird taste back then, I would have followed their crazy asses into the fucked up world of Scientololology.
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Submitted by irreverence on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:39pm.
Right on, Jeffro.
I forgot about Pulp Fiction (which is utter blasphemy, one of my favs). I also like Phenomenon for the cheese factor.
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Pulp Fiction was an instant classic, so we all get a pass.
I liked Bob Duvall's performance in Phenomenon...plus when I die I think it'd be cool if all my friends gathered at a bar on my bday to toast my weirdness.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
FUCK SCIENTOLOGY MAN!
I really used to like this guy, closet or no closet.
I did.
I loved Saturday Night Fever
" My hair! Quit touching my hair"
I loved Pulp Fiction
I loved Look Whos Talking part one ha ha ha ha
Seriously, iliked this guy but now he is just an ahole
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LOL...no lie..John has a house in the little city in Florida that I live in called Ocala. He's always roaming around town with his kids cause no one bothers him here. But after reading this site and MK's hilarious comments I'll never look at him the same again when I see him out and about. Ironically, he's always at the local dance studio practicing "his moves" If that doesnt scream YMCA, I don't know what does.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:29pm.
Revolting is sort of looking like a young Anton LeVey these days. I should know.
What an insult to LeVey!
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Submitted by irreverence on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:32pm.
I forgot about look who's talking! That fucking doll scene in look who's talking too scared the hell out of me! I had to hide all my animals to sleep well! (I was a little young)
**boys are icky!**
Right on, Jeffro.
I forgot about Pulp Fiction (which is utter blasphemy, one of my favs). I also like Phenomenon for the cheese factor.
I suppose that's a credit to his acting that you just can't tell how whacked out he really is? I can't say that about Cruise, because he seems maniacal no matter what he's doing.
Why must he be so creepy now? D:
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
Jeffro: we have to find a place where we can still love Vincent Vega and it has nothing to do with this LEWHEWHEWZER!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Take me to your leader bald fat bitch!
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Eek! Look at the crazed fan in the 7th thumbnail!
boycott this asshole science in the closet, autistic child ignoring ass fuck pussy.
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Submitted by irreverence on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:32pm.
Sometimes, I'm completely weirded out by the fact that I loved him so much as a child because of Grease, Saturday Night Fever and Look Who's Talking. And now...he just creeps me right the hell out. Ugh.
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THANK YOU! I was just gonna say it really sucks that I liked some of his movies during his 'comeback' period...Pulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Phenomenon...now he's just TC's asshat.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"