Friday, November 14th 2008
Joseph Fiennes Didn't Sign Up For This
When Joseph Fiennes agreed to appear at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in Munich, Germany last night, he probably didn't know that he would be attacked by the glamour goddess from another planet known as Grace Fucking Jones! Coming face to tongue with Grace is probably an out of body experience. Joseph is tinkling in his panties and the little boy voice inside of him is screaming for mommy. Joseph just can't handle all that woman on him. Especially, a woman in a disco nun outfit.
You know, if I was wasted on the good shit and saw Joseph Fiennes from across the room, I'd probably gallop over and get my friends to take these same pictures of me with him. Although, Grace isn't drunk. She's just always batshit crazy.
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Fiennes eyes are simply beautiful.
Jones will always be fabulous.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:08pm.
Is Grace a biological woman? I don't mean to offend...I'm honestly curious.
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I don't even think she's a theoretical woman.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Is Grace a biological woman? I don't mean to offend...I'm honestly curious.
Grace Jones!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:07pm.
I was gonna say something, cause usually I'm the big elephant in the room that mentions other people's plastic surgery. But seriously folks, that's a serious number on that nose. No wonder he hasn't gotten any work since. No one can recognize him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXIwgyyrok
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"Welcome to the coalmine, canary." - Theodore Bagwell
Grace is fucking brilliant. Just the other day I was making my morning coffee and was thinking....what is Grace Jones doing
right now? I'll just say...doing a line. Wait! Is she also a businesswoman???
I'll play Warm Leatherette in her honor...
Kim Wayans (In Living Color) was really funny. Stand back Harvey!
He looks like he wants his mommy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Joseph didn't know what he was dealing with. I'm quite sure his evening went a liitle bit like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXIwgyyrok
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Joseph used to be so incredibly sexy. He looked way better than Ralph. Just watch Shakespeare in Love. That was 10 years ago when Joseph was still in his late 20s but he looked fine as hell. I have a crush on him whenever I watch that movie. Just watch it again and you'll understand that Joseph did not look this busted even several years ago. He must have just had a really bad night or something. His girlfriend also doesn't look as good as she did several years ago. They've been together for a while.
Wasn't Joseph supposed to portray a tranny on some cable show? What happened to that idea?
HELLO moomarse, it's JOSEPH not RALPH
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I love Grace Jones...wasn't she in a James Bond movie? I'd like to say View To A Kill with that great Duran Duran song as the intro...that song beats the shit outta the Jack Black/Alicia Keys disaster ANY DAY!
Your face!
I think Ralph has joined the ranks of formerly gorgeous men who have gone to a really bad plastic surgeon... it's so sad... doesn't even look the same.
Besides my maaayun, I'd push off and sic the cops on anyone else trying to probe my ear with their tongue. But Grace Jones molesting my ear would be the honor of a life time, seriously <3
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It is so uncool that there are some annoying bitches who don't know who Grace Jones is. Go fuck your selves, fucking ignorants.
Joe lost all of the hot. He was cute in Shakespeare in Love. Now he looks like my dentist.
I love this woman, timeless icon.
He's my favourite too bitches so good, more for me and more for Clarisse.
Marvellous! :D
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:54pm.
his bro in red dragon.
hot, and scary as all shit.
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OH YES HE WAS. DAYUM.
As for Grace Fecking Jones's psychotic self...well enough said.
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forget Joe where are the pictures of Ralph!!
Hey remember Grace Jones in Boomerang as "Strange"?
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Grace Jones is truly repellent.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
his bro in red dragon.
hot, and scary as all shit.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:52pm.
Is that the dude from Law & Order SUV?
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Naw, that's Chris Merloni
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Who is this Grace person and why does "she" have Whoopie eyebrows? Is that a colored thing to do?
Is that the dude from Law & Order SUV?
Why is Grace using the center piece from their table?
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Ol'e Joe ain't aging well. On the other hand, Grace is just as fine as always. Her new music is not bad either. I downloaded a few tracks recently. So, ummmm, yeah....
Bella!
LOL! Yeh, movie sucked.
El B.,
Well, ya got me there.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:41pm.
El B,
There are lots o' nekkid boobs in Killing Me Softly...
Also lots in 'Anal Munchers6', 'Poke my beaver', 'Orgasmotron in space', 'Titty Twister' and 'Monster dicks split me 3'
is he on the booze or something? he looks all red & bloated in the face? didnt he used to be good looking? now he looks just regular & not very impressive...however, i am a fan of ralph, now he is sexy...very hot...
hmm don't know who this is but from far I thought it was Elliot from law and order.. from close..girlfriend has too much lip gloss
Where did Grace's eyebrows go?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:36pm.
For those of you that don't get the hot...rent "Killing Me Softly".
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That movie was fucking awful but the sex scenes were pretty hot... But I still don´t find him sexy... don´t know why.
Submitted by Bella on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:32pm.
damn bella, ha ha... i felt the SAME way
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
El B,
There are lots o' nekkid boobs in Killing Me Softly...
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:01pm.
AHH! She reminds me of one of the best scenes from Scarface...
"eeehhh, what the fuck is that, a fucking leezard?"
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Jeffro! YAY! "Thass deesgusting!"
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
I thought May Day got blown up on that handcar and Operation "Main Strike" didn't happen. I still think Zorin survived though.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:36pm.
For those of you that don't get the hot...rent "Killing Me Softly".
NO! You're not the boss of me! I'm renting HSM.
For those of you that don't get the hot...rent "Killing Me Softly".
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
I could never stand Joseph Fiennes, he bugs the hell out of me...
I had a major crush on his brother though, after I saw him in Schindler´s list. I remember watching that movie and thinking how fucking sexy he was... and being kind of embarrased about it because it wasn´t the usual "bad guy" role, it´s ok to be hot for the bad guy. But he was playing this evil disgusting man that actually existed and killed a whole lot of innocent people... so I didn´t really think it was appropriate to be drooling over him but I couldn´t help it...
I don't know why, but I cannot stop laughing at this pic! It's just so random...
While Joe usually is my favorite Fiennes, he looks like he's been hitting the botttle too hard. He has doughy alcoholic face.
Submitted by Loose on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:01pm.
If Grace Jones got into a fight with Naomi Campbell, I swear to God the world would just fucking implode.
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Hahaaa! Is that a dick slithering out of her mouth?
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"The glamour goddess from another planet known as Grace Fucking Jones! . . . in a disco nun outfit."
LOL! that says it all. no pic is really needed.
EDIT: but the pic is good!
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To those who say he's the uglier version of Ralph - nope! They're both attractive. Some years ago Ralph was the handsome one, Joseph - the pretty one. But Joseph looks different but by no means ugly! I wish all th eguys around were this ugly.
Joseph Fiennes? He's a more faded version of the other. They prolly tried to get David Hasseldork but failed.
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He's starting to look like Ralph. Never noticed the resemblance before. Especially in the main picture.
Nope not fine at all!
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What's going on with Grace's teefs? I need to know. I MUST know. She never had a gap in her teeth before. I know concrete and steel are big in her diet, but you'd think she would put on a mouthguard before she feeds. I watched a recent BBC interview with her and she seemed very self conscious about her chompers. Whatever happened, she looks phenomenal. And for all of you turning your noses up at Joseph, I still think he's FOINNE. Pass him this way.
love grace, hate the outfit..
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