HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen
HoHan's Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because...well...she doesn't have a real peen. The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.
A source told The Sun, “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
This is what I was afraid. Poor SamRo's little gayelle heart can't take having a relationship with a GRADE A SLUT! All mega whores go through this phase. They think they can skip through life with just one dick (or pussy) in their hand, but they can't! HoHan's chocha is chomping at the bit and she can't control it. When she's at a bar and sees a hot dude, her vagina probably takes off like a pit bull after the mailman! Nope, it's not going to end well.
Here's the greedy whore and her pussy breather lady friend in London last night.
Wenn
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:19pm.
"Open Relationship" is code for "I'm trawling for a better piece of ass, and when I find it, I'm dumping you."
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I think you put that very well--it accords with my life experience on both sides of that coin. I see lilo as a slight variation: "I'm trawling for every piece of ass I can find."
I think the young overestimate the transformative power of love--sad for samro, but lilo will be lilo--6 months before bored with partner.
And as I have said before, butches who hook up with "conversions" are just putting a 'kick me' sign on their hearts, cause those conversions have a way of converting back-and forth.
Poor samro--some say that the only path to spiritual growth is pain--looks like she's got plenty of spiritual growth on tap. ;)
PSL!
No kidding! Fuck! We had to learn the hard way right!
Three fiances later, my MO is more "i'll just do my own thing fuck you very much!"
Three very nice rings though =)
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
I just read this: (an excerpt)
Lindsay had enough once girls started giving saMAN their numbers and ordered her flunkies to push the potential suitors away. Lohan then reportedly crawled on all fours under the bar to posessively wrap her arms around Sam.
Insecure much, Lindz?
As the night progressed, the girls reversed roles (Take that as you will!), with Sam whipping up into a jealous froth as Lindsay disappeared into the VIP room. LezLo was found with another girl flirtatiously caressing her arm and giggling. Sam gave her a dirty look and the offender left immediately.
As if to make up for the night's transgressions, the couple made out furiously, with saMAN allegedly performing a sexy lapdance for LezLo to the tune of Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:38pm.
"explore her heterosexuality" - what a bullshit line. She's not Admiral Byrd and her snatch isn't exactly the South Pole. She just wants a pole, any pole.
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That excuse is Ho-Speak for "I'm using you for your trust fund money until I score a rich penis".
I'm amazed Blowhan hasn't gotten pregnant to collect child support by now.
"Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything ..."
Except for peen, apparently.
Used up and she's not even twenty-three.
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Candlejack is back!
Clarisse! hahahahhaha
that was so my M.O. in my 20's.....what a waste of time!
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:37pm.
You really haven't lived as a man until you've tried to reform a ho.
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I can change her, cuz she loves me! Yup, I drank that Kool-Aid too. Went on a 3 month deployment and found her the same way I left her...freshly fucked. And she had the nerve to meet the ship at the pier with divorce papers, cuz I caught her.
Oh well, now I've got the family I wanted and she's probably shitfaced on a barstool in Wisconsin wondering who she's going home with tonight.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:44pm.
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Why do you think men go bald?
the DUDE! abides...
DUDE / Jeffro,
"You really haven't lived as a man until you've tried to reform a ho."
WAIT!!! Guys do that!?!?!?! I thought only women picked losers to "Fix"?
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:40pm.
Oh Captain, my captain!! I ♥ Captain Crunch!!
Like we didn't see this happening?...*rolling eyes*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:38pm.
"explore her heterosexuality" - what a bullshit line. She's not Admiral Byrd and her snatch isn't exactly the South Pole. She just wants a pole, any pole.
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:37pm.
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Met plenty of them, just never took it to the third ring: Suffering.
You really haven't lived as a man until you've tried to reform a ho.
the DUDE! abides...
KD on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:38pm
Ima Captain Crunch Berry Wench.
And Peanut Butter Crunch.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hohan is a Serial Slut. I'm just a Cereal Slut. Can't get enough of it! Yum!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:36pm.
*leaves a carafe of fresh brew and coffee accessories*
Donuts?
YES!!!!
♥
u'r mah boo
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
"explore her heterosexuality" - what a bullshit line. She's not Admiral Byrd and her snatch isn't exactly the South Pole. She just wants a pole, any pole.
Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:34pm.
Why would you enter into a serious relationship with a whore and expect them to change?
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Oh, I see you've met my ex-wife, Dude. Don't forget to wash your hands, LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:32pm
*leaves a carafe of fresh brew and coffee accessories*
Donuts?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I know you're no good for me
But free of you I'll never be
Nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
Got nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
Got nowhere to run
Got nowhere to run
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Why would you enter into a serious relationship with a whore and expect them to change?
No sympathy for this Ronson fella. Huh?
the DUDE! abides...
And that's why they invented strap-on's...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
This is not going to end well.
I think a relationship has to exist for a really extra long time before you can start talking about it being "open". Otherwise it just sounds likea scam.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
I think Sam is getting PLENTY out of this relationship. Although I think she will be brokenhearted when Lilo goes back to cock, her fame has risen because of Lilo.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
yeah, because Kate Beckinsale is SOOOO ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about Kate and I feel asleep
who's got coffee?
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
And by flirting, do they mean LiLo was giving a lapdance and the dude kept pushing her away?
LiLo flirts like Kangay preaches, they both reek of desperation and ego jizz.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:30pm.
Anybody else notice how SMUG Blowhan looks in the above photos? She's eating this attention up.
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Ha! I was JUST noticing that. In thumb 8, it actually looks like Sam is shuffling her along out of the spotlight...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Anybody else notice how SMUG Blowhan looks in the above photos? She's eating this attention up.
Blowhan is using Sammy-Boy for her trust fund money, plain and simple. But Sammy-Boy is a 30-year old boy-chick, so you'd think she would know better. Well, they're both getting undue attention for this fauxmance.
All seems to indicate that Lohan is a major slut. "Sex addict" might be a better term. Hey, it's not a bad life. I should know! :)
Way to fuck Lindz.
i feel sorry for sam, if that quote is true :(
skinny fat on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:21pm.
F*cking finally!!!
A theory that actually makes some sense!
I knew there had to be some warped twisted reason Skeezhan was sticking it out....
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Any port in the storm for this whore.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Lindsay is like the biggest slut in the history of the universe. I feel sorta bad for Sam, she's a hardworking person and is not a flashy famewhore like Lindsay is, and she's mature enough not to buy into that crap and keep doing what she likes. Hell, I'd go out with her if she didn't look like a pre-pub 15 year old!
Your face!
She would look so much better if she'd go back to her red hair...the blonde/brassy just makes her look so washed out and old. Other than that, I'm staying out of the whole dick/whore convo. :)
They look here like a Long Island MILF and her glue-sniffing stepson.
I worry for SamRo. I hope before she humiliates herself accommodating Hohan's need for peen she tells her to fuck off and fights for custody of the dildos.
Submitted by randy1 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:23pm.
What is this talentless skank appreciation day? Wino now Lilo. How bout some Kate Beckinsale or some Shania pics to restore my appreciation for smokin' hot woman.
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yeah, because Kate Beckinsale is SOOOO talented....lol
and "That Don't Impress Me Much" is a BRILLIANT song. I wish they still played it on the radio.
*rolls eyes*
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Isn't that what strap on dildos are for?
"Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
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I tried that line on my man and he didn't buy it, and neither should you SamRo.
Damn Hohan's style is whack as hell. I'm sure that ain't faux fur either.
I always thought this relationship with Ronson exists mainly because she wanted press attention.
Like MK said, Hoohan is a member on the Sienna Miller slut club. She loooves da dick and she will go back to it. I kinda feel bad for Samantha
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:21pm.
You know, lesbians HATE HATE HATE guys that their bisexual gfs find wanna get with.
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Angel-
Serious truth there. One of my roomies in a big house we rented in San Diego was a lesbian, and her 'true love' was actually bi. Holy shit they'd go out drinking and come home and have some of the nastiest catfights I've ever seen cuz girlfriend was talking to guys.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
What is this talentless skank appreciation day? Wino now Lilo. How bout some Kate Beckinsale or some Shania pics to restore my appreciation for smokin' hot woman.
Why do I think this is going to end tragically and with a Barbra Walters interview
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:19pm.
"Open Relationship" is code for "I'm trawling for a better piece of ass, and when I find it, I'm dumping you."
Yep. SamRo would do herself a favor by beating Blohan to the punch.
I do think Blohan wants to keep SamRo in the picture to "comfort" her when the next cock lets her down.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
nice cheeto orange neck, ho
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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this girl will do/say anything to keep herself in the news. she's using samantha because samantha is one with the MONEY!!!!!!
You know, lesbians HATE HATE HATE guys that their bisexual gfs find wanna get with. It doesn't help that lesbians can be really angry about men, in general...But really, it's not like it matters that its the opposite sex. They're women, it's a slight...its totally not the same as a guy with a gf bringing another girl into the equation. In that case, he can be more like: THANK GAWD! No more shoe shopping! Plus the other obvious boners (typo but I'm keeping it:)
PS. Why is Lindsay still on the covers of Magazines? We need a magazine called: COLOSSAL FAILURE for all these bitches, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
We fling a lot of terms around on here, but I really think if you look up "used-up tramp" in the dictionary, you'll see Blohan & Parisite, & Sienna side by side.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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We need to throw Jodie Marsh into the mix here.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"