HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen
HoHan's Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because...well...she doesn't have a real peen. The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.
A source told The Sun, “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
This is what I was afraid. Poor SamRo's little gayelle heart can't take having a relationship with a GRADE A SLUT! All mega whores go through this phase. They think they can skip through life with just one dick (or pussy) in their hand, but they can't! HoHan's chocha is chomping at the bit and she can't control it. When she's at a bar and sees a hot dude, her vagina probably takes off like a pit bull after the mailman! Nope, it's not going to end well.
Here's the greedy whore and her pussy breather lady friend in London last night.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:09pm.
Jeffro!
LMAO!
...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling angel_i.
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Next time we'll just invite her to join...she can wear the Pens jersey. LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:03pm.
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What happened? who's Fame?
Hey you! FAME is this fruit cake in my office who stops at my desk and does dumb shit that makes me very, very angry. Things like showing me a clip of FAME the movie and talking in general about his feelings and showing me pictures of people i will never meet. Hate him.
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Clarisse ya sex hooker, I asked you thins before but then I forget where...whose the avie dude today?
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:59pm.
And I thought the Bubonic plague was the worst thing to hit London..
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Haha! that's classical.
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Jeffro!
LMAO!
...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling angel_i.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:57pm.
Jeffro11-I've seen the full size version, but forget what was written (all I noticed was the blond)
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It says, "Oktoberfest: Cuz a drunk girl doesn't care if you stick it in her pooper."
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:03pm.
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What happened? who's Fame?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:07pm.
LO: could you see her USB cord? ;P
She was wippin that shit around at the pappers like a lasso screaming HI HO BARLEY BITHES!
*I imagine she has a lisp*
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:06pm.
But Clarisse speaks with forked tongue, she had me tied up on an earlier post trying to seduce me. LOL
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um, yes I know.
*squirming uncomfortably*
I just looked the other way
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
LO: could you see her USB cord? ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
smooth velvet forked tongue rarrrrrrrr slitha'
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:57pm.
Mrs K!
I know! I thought it was a woman thing!
I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!
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Mrs. K-
Glad to help you girls understand how us retards (men) operate...it's really not too hard, you give us way too much credit.
But Clarisse speaks with forked tongue, she had me tied up on an earlier post trying to seduce me. LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
OMG Snow I just pictured Suri doing some Wino boot moves in a bikini!
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Hohan had 8 men in the last 20 minutes..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Parissucksliterally wrote: "Miss Thang, I guarantee Linds has been with more than 8 men."
Hell, Lindsay's fucked at least 100 dudes, been eaten out by 100 chicks and has appeared in two of the Tijuana donkey-fucking shows. She's probably done one of those horse-sex videos too. No doubt.
_Well I must know a lot of sluts then, cuz most ppl i know around 22/23 years old have been with anywhere between 5 and 8 men.
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only between 5 and 8?
Slackers.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Lo: lmao at that damn Fame dude!
it's really really muggy out and you will not even need a coat!
Suri is prolly in her bikini today.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:57pm.
Mrs K!
I know! I thought it was a woman thing!
I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!
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Clarisse (and I'm saying that in my Hannibal Lecter voice) hahahahahahahahaha.
Snow should I go outside today?
Ive had to tell the FAME bitch to get the fuck out of my face like five times today.
Little dancing bastard
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Of course Lindsay wants "an understanding." She wants to ride SamRo's gravy train and still fuck whoever she desires. Given my own desires for her ginger clit, I love that arrangement. And so would my straight and lesbian pals. But Sam? I can see why she would not.
But what can Sam expect? LiHo is a skank from way back. She'll fuck and snort anything. All. Night. Long.
Miss Thang, I guarantee Linds has been with more than 8 men.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
I hate Lindsay Lohan and feel sorry for SamRo. This ho obviously just needs someone to leech onto and SamRo got tangled in her shitty web.
I also love how this ho feels that she had a part in getting Obama elected. Pah-lease, like anyone would listen to political advice from this skanky, meth-faced, used-up piece of trash.
Did Samro paint that shirt herself at a childrens' Dia de los Muertos craft fair?
Lohan is such a tool. If you're gonna jump the fence at least do it with someone who doesn't look like a man and has a freight train worth of bags under her eyes...no wonder she wants guys again, her girl don't look too different!
_Well I must know a lot of sluts then, cuz most ppl i know around 22/23 years old have been with anywhere between 5 and 8 men.
Yall gonna right wreck yer baginas at that rate my lady!
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Hidey Ho my Lolo! Happy Gloomy Warm Friday
hugs to Thorny pie!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:57pm.
OMG
Guys as friends...what a concept!
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
LMAO snowpiece
baaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ "Hungry Hungry Hippo"!!!!
(Donnie Darko rulz)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:53pm.
sorry, when you fuck everything with a dick, you are a slut.
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Well I must know a lot of sluts then, cuz most ppl i know around 22/23 years old have been with anywhere between 5 and 8 men. If you count the number of men she's been with it really doesn't amount to more than that. The thing is, when you're a female and you sleep with that ONE sketchy/whore guy, you get labeled a slut too. It's like if you sleep with that one slut then you are a slut too. It rubs off and that becomes your reputation.
And I thought the Bubonic plague was the worst thing to hit London..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:58pm.
maybe Lindz should try a colored fellow?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha
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Jeffro, this little story just makes me lurve you even more.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Jeffro, Lolo and Bradi:
hahahahahhahahahahhahaa
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Plus, for hohan, it's prolly her career/ego more than any physical human desire that guides her.
To land another film role, the next best step is.... See Anne Hechechacaaaca.
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maybe Lindz should try a colored fellow?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:54pm.
sorry, when you fuck everything with a dick, you are a slut.
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what if you fuck everything PERIOD?
- Then you must remember to put a table cloth on the picnic table when entertaining, keep your car exhaust clean at all times and never ride your bike without a helmet.
(things DL has taught me people like to fuck)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:54pm.
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That's why I left the gender unspoken. We're all whores, some just take it to another level.
Jeffro11-I've seen the full size version, but forget what was written (all I noticed was the blond)
the DUDE! abides...
Mrs K!
I know! I thought it was a woman thing!
I have learned so much from the Dlisted men!! They tell you things that men trying to get your pants off would never tell you!!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:54pm.
sorry, when you fuck everything with a dick, you are a slut.
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what if you fuck everything PERIOD?
If you fuck everything while ON your period you are Britney Spears.
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oh God in the 5 pic samro looks like a dick...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:45pm.
I totally thought that was exclusively a girl thing, too, Clarisseee.
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Mrs. K- As you probably know, a 23 year old guy thinks he can do ANYTHING.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
sorry, when you fuck everything with a dick, you are a slut.
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what if you fuck everything PERIOD?
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:45pm.
I can change her, cuz she loves me!
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I totally thought that was exclusively a girl thing, too, Clarisseee.
"The power of my love..."
Huh.
Thinking outside the box is HARD!!!
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Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:34pm.
Why would you enter into a serious relationship with a whore and expect them to change?
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Serious truth there. It should be written in the old testament somewhere. Same for girl hos as guy hos. It's a lesson that's so hard to ever learn.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:51pm.
Just because she likes dick doesn't mean she's a slut. I think Lohan just wanted to be in a loving, longterm relationship, just to see what it feels like. I mean, look at her family! The girl just needed some lovin! If SamRo wasn't there, it would have been someone else.
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sorry, when you fuck everything with a dick, you are a slut.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:45pm.
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At least she's drinking fresh beer. Uuuummmmm beer.
And the blond in your avie is smokin' H.O.T.
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Nah, she's drink stale piss out of a boot as long as somebody else wasy paying for it.
Can you read the caption on my avie?
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
PSL: OMG the LAP DANCE to THAT SONG!?!?!?!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:45pm.
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At least she's drinking fresh beer. Uuuummmmm beer.
And the blond in your avie is smokin' H.O.T.
the DUDE! abides...
Just because she likes dick doesn't mean she's a slut. I think Lohan just wanted to be in a loving, longterm relationship, just to see what it feels like. I mean, look at her family! The girl just needed some lovin! If SamRo wasn't there, it would have been someone else.