HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen
HoHan's Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because...well...she doesn't have a real peen. The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.
A source told The Sun, “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."
This is what I was afraid. Poor SamRo's little gayelle heart can't take having a relationship with a GRADE A SLUT! All mega whores go through this phase. They think they can skip through life with just one dick (or pussy) in their hand, but they can't! HoHan's chocha is chomping at the bit and she can't control it. When she's at a bar and sees a hot dude, her vagina probably takes off like a pit bull after the mailman! Nope, it's not going to end well.
Here's the greedy whore and her pussy breather lady friend in London last night.
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I kinda feel for SamRo - she even looks dejected like the "gig" is up! That skull T-shirt sort of says it all.
Sad thing is Sam really cares for this harlot:
just cut the strings now Sam, keep it nice and clean.Find yourself a REAL gayelle because this one is fugazy.
I think I caught something from Hohan in the first photo.
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seriously...lilo giving up dick forever is like amy wino giving up crack...it'll never happen...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Isn't Sam in her early 30s? Shouldn't she know better that a slut like Lindsey is not done sleeping with anything that moves, if ever?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:09pm.
Jeffro!
LMAO!
...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling angel_i.
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I like the way SamRo holds on to LiLo, like she's an actual lady, I see SamRo being left in a fetal position by this whore snatch.
Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:03pm.
Lola Falana, LOL! HoHan is going to be the Sean Young of her generation... she'll come out of the woodwork every 10 years or so for doing something stupid or alcoholic (or both).
Good Lord. She's really providing dry powder for Proposition 8 proponents' cannons, isn't she? If I were her I'd worry about what little is left of my "career". You know things are going pear-shaped when Paris Hilton is getting co-starring roles with Charlotte Rampling and Lauren Conrad is considered to be a fashion designer while all you are known for is the firecrotch your lady-friend buries her face in.
I wonder is she will be famous in five years or fade away like Lola Falana, Joey Heatherton and Pia Zadora did. Of course, they had oodles more talent than the pride of Long Island in comparison.
Hohan is such a Hohan. She won't give up sex of any type, SamRo was what she needed for a short time.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
It's in large part vapid, attention-whoring, faux-bi hos like LiLo who keep so many people believing that being gay is a "lifestyle choice." It sure as hell is for her.
I want to never hear about Lindsey Lohan's annoying ass again, but apparently nobody cares what I want.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:51pm.
I know how to solve this problem:
SamRo just need to get a 16" strap on.
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strapped to the front of a truck.
.......going about 95 mph, while Hohan is strapped to a concrete wall...SPLAAAATTT!!! Ahaha!
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Her blowing kisses face makes me want to kick her in the teeth.
Come on, Michael K, be understanding.
You know the Power of the Mighty Cock... did we really believe that Lindsay was a full-fledged carpet muncher??? SamRo was used to keep Lindsay out of jail. Now, she's getting mesmerized by the "love jones".
Since she doesn't have a career anymore, she might as well "explore her heterosexuality". So pitiful.
Bitch looks BEAT!
I swear, I've taken shits in the morning that look more beautiful than her.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Don't we all want both?!?!?! I know I do!
Who the fuck cares what or who this chick wants to do. She still thinks anyone gives a shit.
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HaHa!
Those aren't kisses she's blowing.
Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:59pm.
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Goddamn! This era will surely later be known as "The Great Generation GAPE." Pace yourselves: you don't want to be walking around later with your vagina flapping in the wind!
Ahhhhh the sound of freshly laundered king size sheets drying on a laundry line outside in a crisp spring morning breeze. LMAO!
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Man, everybody, including Lindsay, knew that she is not a lesbian. Give me a break. Lindsay is just bored. She is experimenting with pussy like she would be experimenting with a new hair color. I had a friend like that (she was bipolar) and she insisted she was gay, but every now and then (and with that i mean at least 4 times a month) she'd end up in bed with a man - but she still insisted that he hated men and dicks and really loved girls and soft tits.
Fake lesbians like that give the real ones who genuinely at heart are gay, a bad name.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:59pm.
Well I must know a lot of sluts then, cuz most ppl i know around 22/23 years old have been with anywhere between 5 and 8 men.
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Goddamn! This era will surely later be known as "The Great Generation GAPE." Pace yourselves: you don't want to be walking around later with your vagina flapping in the wind!
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Anyone else think that that picture was of Drew Barrymore?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:51pm.
I know how to solve this problem:
SamRo just need to get a 16" strap on.
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strapped to the front of a truck.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Today on The View, Babs Walters *snore* was once again pushing her special about the pregnant man. Babs shared that the male hormones the pregnant man has taken have given him a very long clit, and that's how he and his wife get it on. Maybe SamRo should try that.
I know how to solve this problem:
SamRo just need to get a 16" strap on.
does anyone else notice how samro is in the back of all these pictures, even though they're in london for HER gig?
she wants the best of both worlds, cant say i blame the girl...
ha ha Clarissey! i have seen that scene before somewhere!
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This shade of lipstick is so wrong. And use the liner for crying out loud.
sam ro needs to dump lohan with a another woman's pussy juices on her upper lip accented with a pubic hair on the tip of her nose.
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:29pm.
again I ask, why would ANYONE want to fuck this herpes ridden slut. with a peen or a puss?
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more responsive than a piece of ripe fruit mayhap?
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:17pm.
Ooofah. 15 years ago I had a male friend who MARRIED said ho.
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I was going to ask how you knew who I was, cuz it was about 15 years ago that I married said ho. But no kids, thankfully.
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Apparently this is a common story, Jeffro11. Among men and women.
Love stinks!
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again I ask, why would ANYONE want to fuck this herpes ridden slut. with a peen or a puss?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Soooo much jealousy here! Feed your damned starving cats and leave beautiful celebs alone!
btw.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSTTTTTT!
Meh.
Sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:17pm.
Ooofah. 15 years ago I had a male friend who MARRIED said ho.
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I was going to ask how you knew who I was, cuz it was about 15 years ago that I married said ho. But no kids, thankfully.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Snowy!
GREAT flick!
Here is my absolute fav scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlev8r_iCo&feature=related
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
I get it now... Hohan entered this relationship to divert the suspicions that she's using it again!
Seriously... doesn't look like she's sober at all lately. Everytime she's this skinny, she's coked out of her mind too.
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I don't think Hohan has tried politics yet. She's full of shit, she's a shoe in..
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:44pm.
DUDE / Jeffro,
"You really haven't lived as a man until you've tried to reform a ho."
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Ooofah. 15 years ago I had a male friend who MARRIED said ho.
He has custody of the kid they sired, and she's in jail on major drug related charges.
Clarisse: really? wow! I don't recognize him at all there but I will def check out that movie, I remember you talking about it before.
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Snowy!
I am a sex hooker and i do know how to treat women on all sides!!
It's Colin Farrell!!!
If you have not yet seen "In Bruges" yet, leave now and rent it!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:12pm.
Why does she make that stupid blow kiss face?
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Yes, I'm sure she's blown all the members of Kiss too, and their roadies as well.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.
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which means she's not gay. this relationship will be over by the time i've finished eating my lunch.lolol!
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"The Puss and the Peen" Isn't that the next Shrek sequel?
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Why does she make that stupid blow kiss face? And she looks high as fuck in the 1st thumbnail.
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