You Can Always Count On Wino
I'm feeling like a dried-up, moldy piece of caca today. I woke up with a fucking baby porcupine sleeping in my throat. When I spit it out in the sink, it looked like the crusty, cheesy, delicious part of lasagna. But I doubt this shit I spit up was delicious. I haven't done laundry, so I had to wear some old ass, torn up, undies. I've been wearing the same outfit of sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie for the past 3 days. You can probably put together 3 balanced meals from all the stains on my clothes. My hair is looking like a ratty patch of ass hair complete with dingles. And I probably smell like microwaved death. Get the picture?
Well, after I looked at these pictures of Amy Wino summoning the crack gods in the streets of Camden last night, I said to myself, "You know, Michael? You look hot today. You go, girl!" You seriously can always count on the Crackie of Camden to boost your self-esteem when you're feeling like gutter vomit. For this, I will always love her.
Don't ask me what Borat Wino was up to last night. I mean, she's dancing around in dirt, flirting with the paps and looking absolutely stunning while doing so. Basically, she's doing some typical crackhead shit.
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What the hell kinda Greg Brady fro is she sporting?
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:34pm.
Holy crap, woman. The multiple hospital bracelets is a charming and appropriate touch.
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She's Madonna for the new millenium!
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I'm feeling like a dried-up, moldy piece of caca today. I woke up with a fucking baby porcupine sleeping in my throat. When I spit it out in the sink, it looked like the crusty, cheesy, delicious part of lasagna. But I doubt this shit I spit up was delicious. I haven't done laundry, so I had to wear some old ass, torn up, undies. I've been wearing the same outfit of sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie for the past 3 days. You can probably put together 3 balanced meals from all the stains on my clothes. My hair is looking like a ratty patch of ass hair complete with dingles. And I probably smell like microwaved death. Get the picture?
I'd still hit it.
She still managed to break through the hazmat containment line they set up around her flat.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:36pm.
she is the most animated motherfucker ive ever seen!
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LOL! I know, right? I was thinking@thumb 8 ...hmmm...did she go to the Phoebe Price school of modelling. What she does with that garbage heap is just AMAZING!
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I LOVE the guy in the background of some of the shots... looks like he grabed a bag of popcorn to watch the crackshow f*ckery.
So funny!
Yay the first post that made me laugh!!!! Sorry MK that you feel sick =( I felt like that yesterday and poor Wino on the 3rd and 4th pics from the last it looks like she was thought she was sticking her middle finger out lol
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is it me or she gained a few punds?
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Migraine: WOOT WOOT!!!! (((HUGS)))
She looks very different without the eyeliner and hive. Her face, that is; the rest looks as always.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
omg, I can't wait to see what jim has to say about this. In ALL CAPS at that!
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Dick happens! - MK
Eeeewww...u r quite sick a lot. U need to take more vitamins. Yesterday I kinda told ppl here I thought I was in love with you, but I don't want me a sick bitch. Take off your dirrrty clothes and get into bed. Feel better, MK
she is the most animated motherfucker ive ever seen!
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Does anyone notice her face is bleeding?! She's spreading diseased blood through the streets of Camden now!
Forget Suri, when is Wino going to wear a jacket? It's the middle of November.
Holy crap, woman. The multiple hospital bracelets is a charming and appropriate touch.
Stocky!
I am all alone in the orifice this morning. When the boss is away......Migraine Sally shall play :)
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
GET BETTER MK
we all had that shit last week, it was nasty.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'm sorry you are sick MK. I'll be right over with some *ho*made soup and some Vick's.
Winos, they're always good for a laugh.
Oy...heavy sigh.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
she looks like adam sandler's little girl, Sadie
lololololol
Sadie Sandler does not look happy about her new baby sister.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
MK you need some Febreze.
Hi Migraine Sally!! Great seeing you.
Wino looks like beef jerky.
get well soon MK! ♥♥♥♥
wino is just revolting!
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Um...MK? No more Wino pictures for you, k?
Good boy:)
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She looks like Marge Simpson's sister Selma. You know, the one that was obsessed with MacGyver.
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
That's Rhea Perlman, not Wino, come on!
ew MK...
feel better hun
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my asshole looks like her
sticky and hairy
man, that is one FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY bitch.
I can't believe she has any teeth left...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?