You Can Always Count On Wino
I'm feeling like a dried-up, moldy piece of caca today. I woke up with a fucking baby porcupine sleeping in my throat. When I spit it out in the sink, it looked like the crusty, cheesy, delicious part of lasagna. But I doubt this shit I spit up was delicious. I haven't done laundry, so I had to wear some old ass, torn up, undies. I've been wearing the same outfit of sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie for the past 3 days. You can probably put together 3 balanced meals from all the stains on my clothes. My hair is looking like a ratty patch of ass hair complete with dingles. And I probably smell like microwaved death. Get the picture?
Well, after I looked at these pictures of Amy Wino summoning the crack gods in the streets of Camden last night, I said to myself, "You know, Michael? You look hot today. You go, girl!" You seriously can always count on the Crackie of Camden to boost your self-esteem when you're feeling like gutter vomit. For this, I will always love her.
Don't ask me what Borat Wino was up to last night. I mean, she's dancing around in dirt, flirting with the paps and looking absolutely stunning while doing so. Basically, she's doing some typical crackhead shit.
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Submitted by hot-lunch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:22pm.
i seriously thought that was a photo of Jim Morrison.
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What? Like: up from the grave?
I could see that.
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i seriously thought that was a photo of Jim Morrison.
Without the beehive and eyeliner, Amy looks alot like my Aunt Polly. Aunt Polly married into the family and no, she didn't turn heads; but she baked the most delicious cathead biscuits this side of the Mississippi.
Submitted by pompom on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:18pm.
She seems rather down to earth and fun.
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yes, absolutely. I've seen interviews with her and she is a sweetheart!
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
MK, YOU´RE ALWAYS SICK! WHY???? WHYYYYYYYY????
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She lookes like Aunt who has been dead for 10 years at first I thought it was her - back from the dead -
Damn, and right before lunch. Her pictures are a great weight loss program. Who can eat with extreme nausea. Double bag that face. Cripes!
does anyone have a video of this?? im dying to see this in action.
Change is nice, but I do miss the hive. I sort of like Amy. She seems rather down to earth and fun. So different from Xtina / Rihanna / Britney / etc. She really needs to get herself sorted out though.
Get well soon MK.
If there's any upside to your condition, if you end up at the docs and they want semen, stool, and urine samples, you can just leave them your drawers.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:08pm.
lets remember wino when her spirit still shone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
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I'm not a fan, but that was very moving.
Addiction is a bitch.
The Beehive must have escaped while she was passed out.
Slutts, shhhhhh....I have the beehive. I am taking good care of it....I may wear it today though.
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances, with what I believe is only mine
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Get well, MK! I hate the baby porcupine in throat. It's the worst.
She aint cold because the crack/coke/heroin/meth all speed up your metabolism adn make you WARM!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:07pm.
It constantly amazes me how she is still alive....
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Enough about her, I need to know about the beehive. Where is it, is it alive and well? Somebody please just post a picture of the beehive, I need more beehive!
Get better, MK.
For me, there is nothing redeeming about this pathetic excuse for a person.
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this too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu7uPHtTJ4o&feature=related
is stunning
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lets remember wino when her spirit still shone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
listen to it, its beautiful :)
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holy hell! she really is a METH head!
It constantly amazes me how she is still alive....
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Seek and you shall find, everything in my own sweet time
I'll take my chances,with what I believe is only mine
- Nikka Costa "Everybody Got Their Something"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:01pm.
She kinda looks like Megan Fox...
If you squint your eyes real hard, drop acid, and hit yourself in the noggin with a hammer six or seven times.
Lmao
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Looking Faboulous!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:01pm.
She kinda looks like Megan Fox...
If you squint your eyes real hard, drop acid, and hit yourself in the noggin with a hammer six or seven times.
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i want whatever it is that you´re having
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Amy has the most amazing voice I've ever heard, but she is the fuglist thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by Mahla81 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:58pm.
notice how its November and everyone is wearing hats and scarves and fleece whilst our Crackie is in cutoffs and a tee--who needs a coat and scarf when youve got crack!! cant even feel the cold!!!
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coke always makes me cold... i think shes hitting the junk too... nothing else about her behavior says heroin though... definately all crackhead behavior... she must have some type of drug cocktail when she looks like this..
*confused*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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She kinda looks like Megan Fox...
If you squint your eyes real hard, drop acid, and hit yourself in the noggin with a hammer six or seven times.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
She looks like a 70s civil rights protester from the upper west side.
take care of yourself, mk. hire someone, for crissakes.
isn´t she cold??? the cute pap sure is...
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notice how its November and everyone is wearing hats and scarves and fleece whilst our Crackie is in cutoffs and a tee--who needs a coat and scarf when youve got crack!! cant even feel the cold!!!
"man she looks like a certain actor's daughter all grown up but i can't bring myself to diss a child like that. so i'll say, she looks like the dirty cracked out grownup version of this actor's daughter."
Been trying to guess who that is ever since I read your post, but no success ><
Oh and /comfort MK... hope you feel better soon.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:47pm.
That isn't necessary, dear.
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but I must say she looks adorable in these pictures.
I love the hair!!!!
*taking another shot of Grey Goose*
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RONALDO!!!!!!!
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i dig the fro man. ;)
Is she up for a role in Fiddler on the Roof? She would make a delightful Tevye.
Cheers.
clarisse, youre very sweet ♥
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man she looks like a certain actor's daughter all grown up but i can't bring myself to diss a child like that. so i'll say, she looks like the dirty cracked out grownup version of this actor's daughter.
i wish amy whinehouse would go the fuck away. can we pick a random crackhead on the street to take pictures of for goodness sake?
Mrs K.,
Out of respect for you and Missy, i refrain from the Wino posts, but please, get your girl to do somfin about those nails!!!!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Migraine - I'll work up an email for ya!
MK should just make this thread the "Caption This" contest!
She looks like Janis Ian after living behind a dumpster and blowing hobos for 14 years.
*shiver* Wino is cringe-worthy.
M.E.!!!!
*bursts into tears*
Hey heaux, send me an e and let me know what's up in your world. I'm in the office all day. Alone. I think....
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As little old ladies in the South would say:
"She is a homely little thing, bless her heart".
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
MIGRAINE!?!?!?!?
Mine???
WHERE MY HO AT!?!?!?
Oh, Cracky looks pretty fucking scary. I see her facial sores are still oozing.
NASTY!
she's doing a pretty good job channeling borat in those shots...
Missy
Got that right! LMAO
OMG, all the pictures can be Caption This. LOL
She's so cracked out
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
They have a better class of paps across the pond, don't they. Love the Polo white ensemble and scarf.
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^SugArbaByM eeT. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.