You Can Always Count On Wino
I'm feeling like a dried-up, moldy piece of caca today. I woke up with a fucking baby porcupine sleeping in my throat. When I spit it out in the sink, it looked like the crusty, cheesy, delicious part of lasagna. But I doubt this shit I spit up was delicious. I haven't done laundry, so I had to wear some old ass, torn up, undies. I've been wearing the same outfit of sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie for the past 3 days. You can probably put together 3 balanced meals from all the stains on my clothes. My hair is looking like a ratty patch of ass hair complete with dingles. And I probably smell like microwaved death. Get the picture?
Well, after I looked at these pictures of Amy Wino summoning the crack gods in the streets of Camden last night, I said to myself, "You know, Michael? You look hot today. You go, girl!" You seriously can always count on the Crackie of Camden to boost your self-esteem when you're feeling like gutter vomit. For this, I will always love her.
Don't ask me what Borat Wino was up to last night. I mean, she's dancing around in dirt, flirting with the paps and looking absolutely stunning while doing so. Basically, she's doing some typical crackhead shit.
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Oh god did she just pick her face in those last pics? There is blood coming out of that open wound on her face and there is blood on her finger aaack!
With that hair she looks so Jewish, and that's wrong, Wino be givin' hot Jews a bad name!!!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
She totally looks like Adam Sandler's daughter.
This chick is beyond NASTY.
Just the thought of the oder that must come from Amy WineSkank, makes me ill.
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Why are those paps so fascinated with her?I mean why even bother with this lost soul?Lock her up and throw the away the key.That's the least her family can do for her...disgusting...honestly!
she is sooooo freaking high!! does she ever come down??
Didn't this bitch used to be a singer???? What a huge waste. Oh, and speaking of MK's sweats, it's lunchtime.
Yup, she's pregnant alright. Wonder what they'll do with the kid?
MK do you want me to come and do your laundry????? :p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ohhh, MK. sad times day. You'll feel better after a shower and some clean bloomers (and Happy Hour!) Muah. ;))
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Seeing this, the beehive mess looks a whole lot better.
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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:30pm.
exaaaaaaaaaactly.
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Not loving the new hairdo on Amy but I can see where it would be more practical for those mornings you are running late to the crack house.
She looks like she is squeezing out a shit! Fucking paps sneak into the shithouse to get a pic - what the fuck!
Why don't she sit her ass down somewhere. She already wasn't attractive but now she looks even worse. Ugh!
Yeah I know that's harsh but its like if you want to do your drugs..do them. I mean her ass is grown and she knows right from wrong. Why walk around in the streets terrorizing the innocent? Why Damnit Why!!??
El Bastardo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:22pm.
Is that Sadie Sandler? Leave the toddler alone!
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*spanks ELB's butt* tisk tisk
teeeheeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHdAVOiw6Q&NR=1
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thanks for posting the videos Missy and reminding us of how talented she is. she has an amazing voice.
Is that Sadie Sandler? Leave the toddler alone!
hahahahah I think she looks more like Horseshack!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Breathtaking
I don't think it's a rubber hose that's going up her nose.
the DUDE! abides...
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
It's all coming together now!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by farfel on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:14pm.
she looks like gabe kaplan of "welcome back kotter" fame.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
she looks like gabe kaplan of "welcome back kotter" fame.
i think i found my new facebook profile pic!
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"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
Maybe she thought the beehive would harm her unborn child unlike crack which does a fetus good. I still think this bitch looks preggars.
When I scrolled down to this post, I thought I was looking at a picture of Bob Dylan. Like WOW! How did it come to this?
She is fucking repulsive!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
hoolra - hahahahhahaa! you funny!
silvara - restless crack-leg syndrome? haha, not it kinda baffles me too.. its not like she has to go out to get money or to cop, im sure people would come to her...
well shes not just a crackhead, shes nuts too
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Jason Biggs sure looks different here.
@Missy
the only thing I don't get is why the hell does she leave her house all of the f*cking time?
esplain to me pleeze.....
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
She looks like the a step-Jonas brother child...Bonus Jonas! Amy Winehouse, I dub thee Blow Jonas.
Well she's nice and skinny anyway. That's all that counts.
Did she replace her crack hive with a brillo pad just in case?
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Save Wino!
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Candlejack is back!
ok, I cant help it
quick reminder
hooked on drugs = nothing matters but drugs = no attention to anything but getting and using drugs = no awareness of anything but getting and using drugs = a sickness = feeling sick all the time = no energy to do anything but drugs = looking like Annie the Crackhead Orphan
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Submitted by hot-lunch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:22pm.
i seriously thought that was a photo of Jim Morrison.
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The lizard king?
You just insulted an entire class of reptiles.
the DUDE! abides...
Wino channeling Diego Maradonna..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
People with curly hair need love, too, ya know!!!!
Or so I've heard.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Ugh, does she own a fucking mirror?
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:31pm.
Annie the crackhead orphan.
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omg, true ahahahahahahahaha
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I cant get past the hair. It just isnt working for me.
Never thought I'd say this, but...the crackhive nnd eyeliner need to be brought back ASAP.
Oh, my.. hahaha!. Her hair is hilarious, she looks like Annie the crackhead orphan.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She's starting to look like Borat's crackwhore 14 year old cousin. Yuck!
Your face!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:08pm.
lets remember wino when her spirit still shone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
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Thanks Missy, I had forgotten just how talented she was...still could be.
I don't know how to feel about the hair situation.
I also wonder what was found living in her beehive.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by hot-lunch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:22pm.
i seriously thought that was a photo of Jim Morrison.
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aww, that ain't right. Chief Mojo Rising probably looks better even after being dead almost 40 years.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:21pm.
Yes Mrs. K! No silly entourage. No ostentation. She just seems like a nice but troubled girl. I'm rooting for her! Go!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:08pm.
lets remember wino when her spirit still shone:
listen to it, its beautiful :)
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I love her.
thanks, missy.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.