You Can Always Count On Wino
I'm feeling like a dried-up, moldy piece of caca today. I woke up with a fucking baby porcupine sleeping in my throat. When I spit it out in the sink, it looked like the crusty, cheesy, delicious part of lasagna. But I doubt this shit I spit up was delicious. I haven't done laundry, so I had to wear some old ass, torn up, undies. I've been wearing the same outfit of sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie for the past 3 days. You can probably put together 3 balanced meals from all the stains on my clothes. My hair is looking like a ratty patch of ass hair complete with dingles. And I probably smell like microwaved death. Get the picture?
Well, after I looked at these pictures of Amy Wino summoning the crack gods in the streets of Camden last night, I said to myself, "You know, Michael? You look hot today. You go, girl!" You seriously can always count on the Crackie of Camden to boost your self-esteem when you're feeling like gutter vomit. For this, I will always love her.
Don't ask me what Borat Wino was up to last night. I mean, she's dancing around in dirt, flirting with the paps and looking absolutely stunning while doing so. Basically, she's doing some typical crackhead shit.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:35am.
Thank you, dear Sheeps. I was thinking in KANYE CAPS.
For the 1st time EVAH, I'm in cosignment with Mrs. Kravitz, I'm glad that the Leaning Tower of Batshit is defunct, for now. Winehouse is rocking the new 'do.
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There is only one word for the likes of her...What the fuck is that???????? She is ugly..I'm sorry Amy...poor thing bless her crackheaded heart, she's nasty stank barfalicious! I want to scrub myself with brillo after looking at her ~ shes scabby gross nasty. Now my Catholic guilt is getting to me..OY..
Was that two words?
I thought it was Adam Sandlers daughter Satie.
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/401820/t/Adam-Sandler-carries-his-2-year-old-d...
uhh she has blood on her face? these pics are sad.
She looks like Hedda Nussbaum
The Suri Cruise of London. Never dressed appropriately for the weather!!
WOW..Wino needs to stick with the crackhive.
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:17am.
I took that to mean she can visit him Monday in rehab. As we know, unless visiting hours are, umm, flexible, and unless rehab is not much farther from her home than the corner kebab stand, she's not likely to make it.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
From the bastion of the Free Press, the Sun:
Meanwhile it emerged Amy's husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL texted her on a borrowed phone from the toilet at a rehab clinic in Woking, Surrey, begging her to smuggle in crack.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1933047.ece
Lemme get this straight, Kanye was arrested for assaulting the paps, and Winehouse walks around f'd out of her skull AND sometimes assaults the paps??? Meanwhile Blake Incarcerated helps kick a guy's head in, but he gets a 'get out of jail' card.
Sigh.
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For a while, Amy appeared to be getting somewhat "better". Obviously her time at "The Clinic" didn't do anything to help her addiction(s). It's too bad the U.K. doesn't have an involuntary confinement like California (Britney's two trips to the mental ward last winter); this young woman needs help in the WORST way! She's probably going to be dead before anyone can reach out and convince her to get medical treatment ASAP.
INTER-FUCKING-VENTION!!!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Oh, Michael, I would gladly make you chicken soup and pot brownies, if only you didn't live like a half a continent away from me. Hope you feel better soon.
she looks like one on the Jonas Brother twats
Its Britney Bitch!
I don't care how many meals you can make from your icky clothes Mikey... I still love your funny ass!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Sultana of Schadenfreude, the Baroness of Batshit Crazy, the Contessa of Crazytown, Amy Winehouse!
Blake is rumored to come to home to this on Monday. This is payback for kicking that poor bastard's head. Go get 'im, Amy!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
On a positive note. She does look like she put on a little weight, no?
Eh. She's upright (mostly), not covered in cuts and her eyes are facing forward in her head. Nuff for me.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:52pm.
In the last thumbnail, she kinda reminds me of Tommy Lee, which is NOT good if you are a chick!
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It's not good if you're a dude either.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Paul Michael Glazer, is that you?
Not that I'm old enough to remember the original Starsky & Hutch.
*crosses fingers*
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE HAIR, PEOPLE?!?!!?
It's cute.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
WOW she is really fucking ugly, that hair is I dont even have words for it, she's doing typical crack moves in the street, what the fuck is on her face in the 2nd pic? Looks like a bloody scratch on her cheek and what is all over those dirty slippers? Looks like blood stains, this bitch really needs to kill herself already and just leave us all to talk about her for a while more than just let her memory fade away.
Is it me or does she look like Carla from Cheers? Wow!
In the last thumbnail, she kinda reminds me of Tommy Lee, which is NOT good if you are a chick!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Wow. Leo Sayer looks good for his age. But I'd lose the cutoffs.
Why are people saying she's pregnant?
Submitted by Inflatuated on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:00pm.
Unbelievable. She is so fucked up she does numb to the weather
It's less than 10 degrees in London, I was thinking that. Short shorts?! I'm in bed with about 3 layers on and that's inside. And the heating's broken. Actually, I want what she's having.
HOLY SHIT! I was not expecting that photo when I turned the page. I had a fucking piece of rice in my mouth and I nearly puked when I saw Wino's photo.
GOODNESS *catching my breath*. You have to warn us about this stuff. I cannot eat while visiting Dlisted anymore.
Unbelievable. She is so fucked up she does numb to the weather. I say this because the photographer in thumb 4 is wearing jeans, sweater and knit hat, but look at her - but not for too long lest you go blind or insane - she's feeling no pain.
Little Orphan Crackie. What's with the "do"?
What the... that's one of my history teachers from college, bring back the real Amy!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Damn Crack is WACK! That's all I can say, and someone said she's pregnant...well I bet she miscarried the day after this shit went down for REALS!!!!
Your face!
Grimy HO! Blaaaake is one lucky bloke. Foreplay: wire brush and disinfectant.
haha, Fatima Whitbread! that picture looked just like her.
Who are these people that always travel with her like they're just out for a good time. WTF!?? sometimes she's got kids with her too. Anyone know?
I love the guy pulling his hoodie down! hahahahaha!!!! get the fuck away from me bitch... hahahahaha!!!
She looks like rat-face (Dia)Rhea Pearlman's fuglier, younger sista! AAAGGGHHH, Wino what happened to the rat-nest weave, anyways? Did you finally decide to have it fumigated and de-liced? 'Bout time beotch!
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Hey, that's Adam Sandler's daughter from that post the other day!
I just can't even look at her scabbyass anymore. She scares me.
@missy:
AW! So warm on this chilly Friday! Thank you:)
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I think Wino is ripping off her look. Fatima Whitbread, British javelin thrower from the 80s:
http://www.careleavers.com/ktmlpro/images/uploads/fatima%20whitbread.jpg
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 11:14pm.
A virgin feels like a crowning turd. Save your money.
She looks like an old Jewish woman.
Honestly, the girl can't reach more bottom, can she?
i didn't know that Andy Samburg played Wino in a skit
My GAWD! I thought it was singer John Oates from Hall & Oates!
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She looks like Carla on "Cheers"
Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:40pm.
ok, I cant help it
quick reminder
hooked on drugs = nothing matters but drugs = no attention to anything but getting and using drugs = no awareness of anything but getting and using drugs = a sickness = feeling sick all the time = no energy to do anything but drugs = looking like Annie the Crackhead Orphan
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It's a good reminder, hun. People who've never been there can't grasp the fact that the body you see is not attached to anything inside it anymore. It's just a vehicle for getting more drugs.
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I'm gonna sound like a big ol' know-it-all, but I doubt she's preggers. Sometimes a swollen midsection is a result of Hepatitis C, and with her that would be about as shocking as a an evening sunset.
Am LOVING the oozing blister on her cheek. Is that a party favor from her staph infection, or did her face accidentally brush up against Paris, Dutchess of Herps?
Sideshow Bob wants his hair back.
Submitted by tangerine on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:39pm.
Oh god did she just pick her face in those last pics? There is blood coming out of that open wound on her face and there is blood on her finger aaack!
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That seriously almost made me do vomit times in my mouth.