Why So Modest?
Let's start off the morning with a big cup of Kanye West's freshly squeezed delusion juice. It tastes even better with a slice from his buttmade bullshit pie.
Mr. Kanye West is speaking again, but he's not ranting this time. No, this time he's just talking out of his perfectly waxed ass. In an interview with AP Kanye said he is the voice of his generation. Ah. It's going to be a long day....
Kanye said, "I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice (MK Note: He's got that part right). It's me settling into that position of just really accepting that it's one thing to say you want to do it and it's another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan. There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin (Timberlake) went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that."
Kanye is just so fucking cute. When he puts on that whole "I'm the greatest big boy in the world" routine, I just want to pat him on top of the head, give him a milk bone and then rub his belly. It's like when Mariah Carey tries to act. You just have to say "awwww." It's so endearing!
P.S. - Did Kanye say that Justin Timberlake could have been the voice of his generation? Hell no. Somebody wake Kanye and hand me my extra straitjacket. It's time to take a long drive.....
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Okay, hes a great producer and a good rapper. But come on! A voice of a whole generation? No.
Methinks he is totally compensating for something.
He looks like he's from the original star trek in this photo, you know that 'new' officer that gets killed off in the first five minutes when the alien sucks his brains out through his mouth, or a space slug creeps into his ear and he goes mad...hey, that could explain it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY
He is a friggin idiot.
So my choice for the voice of my generation is Kanye or Justin Timberlake?
That's laughable.
Personally I think this is going to go down as the time when no one had anything good to offer in the mainstream and the indies took over.
You have to be able to do something to take credit.
Kanye is taking Beyonce Pills
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Since Barack Obama was elected president, both Kanye West and Puff Daddy or P. Diddy (or whatever he calls himself) have been tripping out! Their massive egos require ongoing assurance that they are relevant and important. However, they do not compare to Obama, who works very hard, is brilliant and got himself elected president of the country.
If Diddy and Kanye can care about something besides themselves, quit talking so much and contribute something meaningful to others, maybe they too can be important like Obama. Until then, STFU!
He´s absolutely priceless... LOL
Doesn´t he have any manager to put a fucking muzzle on him. Because I can´t believe those constant rants are helping his career...
Forget girlfriend, please. This qualifies as a BITCH, please.
I am sick of this egocentric, blabbermouth douchebag. Someone hand him a big bag of shut the fuck up already.
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So what are they calling "this generation" anyway? I think I'm a generation Xer then there was Y, I think, and now it's Generation Kanye??
Why drag Michael Jordon into your fuckery, Kanye? How utterly detestable he is. I blame his late mother for embuing her son with way too much self-esteem.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
They should've kept his jaws wired shut.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
PUPPIES are eating
THE VOICE got arrested last night in london!!
Please, please, God...let Kanye West read Dlisted and find out what people really think of him.
And throw in Brangelina while you're at it.
Isn't this the same wanker that urinated on the floor of a dressing room recently? Bitch isn't even potty trained!
Musically gifted and a very, very fine producer indeed. Nobody can ever accuse this guy of not being able to back that gigantic mouth up. But shit.. take it the fuck easy man!!
However.. whatever outrageous thing you say these days is just fodder for the media so, you always remain in the limelight regardless. So I am sure it is a case of mission accomplished.
I can understand the frustration of a talent sharing stages and awards shows with talentless wonders (britney spears I'm looking at YOU), but you only need look at someone like Bob Marley to understand what a class act conducts himself.
Kayne should make great music, use his position to do some good in the world and retain a modicum of humility and the world may just smile back.
--thanks awfully--
And in Breaking News, Kanye was arrested this morning in the UK for assaulting a pap...
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:26am.
Well, you probably aren't getting enough milk. Bobby will show you below how much milk can do for your moves....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLUDo58kueY&feature=related
Btw, he's still making me squeal watching him, even after all these years.
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" There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation..."
WTF?
Kangay, NEWSFLASH, you are the loudest voice in your head. CAPS CRUNCHING rants don't count.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Thanks Mopa.
Love the silky fringe shirt and leather pants.
It's what I am wearing right now. I just don't have the moves.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
He's more like Michael Jackson than Michael Jordan. He will crash and burn and lose all his money and career with a mouth like that. And his shit don't stink either.
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I call a cage match between Kanye and Rush Limbaugh.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:03am.
Well, we can share pics and videos of Bobby, but I won't share Bobby with you. For your viewing pleasure.
Dig those groovy dance moves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOuTr0BXb4
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I think in order to be the "voice of a generation," you have to speak something at least approximating the language of that generation. In this case, that would be English. Please go back to summer school, Kanye, and learn how to spit out a normal sentence. I'm tired of your hubris-filled rants sounding so goddamn insipid. "It's me settling into that position of just really accepting that it's one thing to say you want to do it and it's another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan. There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that." What does that even fucking mean?!
Kanye needs a bear trap thrown on him.
LOL @ Mopa
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW90tW-a_5c
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:58am.
Hahahahaha....wait, NitWitty is that you under that Wyle E. Coyote mask?
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Obviously not. Wyle E actually makes sense when they post. Now, don't make me ignite this ACME TNT that I planted under your desk.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
@ Wyle E, that's pronounced unk-who-ell. Thanks Stewie Griffin for making me hear it that way everytime I see the word "cool."
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Wyle E on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:55am.
That is very 'uncool of [you]' Sluttsville.
I have an HP that is on its last legs. Also 'very uncool of [me]'.
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Hahahahaha....wait, NitWitty is that you under that Wyle E. Coyote mask?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:49am.
That is very 'uncool of [you]' Sluttsville.
I have an HP that is on its last legs. Also 'very uncool of [me]'.
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
If Kanye is the face of a generation, then we need plastic surgery!
Bitch needs to hook up with Norwood Young and get that wonky hairline sorted.
Um, we talked about Kanye yesterday, he's not all that facinating, NEXT!
also supernatural sux big dogs
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Submitted by supernatural on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:43am.
And your mouth is even uglier. Ya know, when you can manage to disgust a bunch of people that are petty disgusting themselves you know you got a problem.
You need to sort your shit out.
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:48am.
I normally wouldn't say this about Kanye because i think his douchey ass is kinda sexy, but hes been looking a little oily/crispy lately.
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So true! That chin decoration looks like it was deep fried before it was attached.
Yick!
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:33am.
Um, Bobby Sherman has been my guy since the late 60's, so you better back off bitch!
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Submitted by supernatural on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:43am.
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Did you just say "nig-nog"?
That is pretty fucked.You are gonna get bashed,dumbfuck.
fucking fucklity fucker
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what the fuck did he ever do besides sing gold digger, he's a one hit wonder and needs to go sit next to dexys midnight runners or something.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:42am.
That's only cuz you're not from his generation.
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True, I guess my Toshiba & Compaq laptops gave me away; everyone knows only the kewl people rant on a MacBook Air.
I normally wouldn't say this about Kanye because i think his douchey ass is kinda sexy, but hes been looking a little oily/crispy lately...Is this a new look hes going for?
He is so butt fucking ugly. Looking at him you just know he smells badly and probably has some raunchy smegma balls that need cleaning. What a fucking douchebag.
What generation is he talking about? Preschoolers?
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:32am.
Oh wait. Was she the one that died on the operating table or something?
That's some nasty shit!
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:36am.
Glad you like it. I have zero software resources on this ancient laptop... but I can do a mean Paint job when I have too!
I think it might be time for a new one...sigh... nothing inspires me yet.
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:41am.
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I like your siggy
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:36am.
I am convinced that he is the reason that duct tape was invented.
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That's only cuz you're not from his generation.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
calling West a douche is too good for him, he's more like an enema.
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if he would shut the fuck up more people would want to try to listen to his music and he might have very well acomplished a feat of being a FOOTNOTE in the history of Hip Hop.
what a fucking douchy whindbag.
Hip Hop is dead because of arrogent douches like him.
I only know him from two things: His song "Gold Digger," and when he went off on that Katrina telethon ("George Bush doesn't care about black people").
OT: Wyle E., your avatar is cracking my shit up!
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In what world is this retard living in
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I am convinced that he is the reason that duct tape was invented.