Coming Soon: A "Real Housewives" Beat Down!
Lisa Wu Hartwell, the Alexyss K. Tylor clone, from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" has a brown belt in Kajukenbo and is ready to use her skills to beat Kim's wig right off of her pony head. Lisa told Essence.com that shit got heated during the reunion show.
Lisa said, "Let's just say, Kim pushed the wrong and the last button, which takes me there. Normally, I conduct myself professionally and I prefer to turn the other cheek, but you can't allow people to continue to play with you because they'll think they can do that all day, every day. So I'd say that people will be surprised because I was surprised and somewhat embarrassed myself, but I'm human and you have to let people know that they can't just say whatever they want to you. I've been extremely diplomatic and there are horrible things I could have said but I have chosen not to and still do. When you come after my integrity or my family, then you're going to see a different person."
The different person Lisa is talking about came alive and left Kim a few voicemails threatening to come down to her house. The voicemails made Kim's 30-year-old ass (HA!) run to a lawyer for protection. Apparently, she wants some kind of restraining order against Lisa, because she's afraid she's going to wipe the sidewalk with her tortured polyester mop on her head.
Outside of her townhouse in Atlanta, Kim played one of the voicemails from Lisa to TMZ. In the voicemail, Lisa says, "I am not the one. I am not Sheree and I am not NeNe. You really don't know who I am, so I think you need to call me. And I might just be coming to your house."
YES! Please go to her house, Lisa! And bring several camera crews. And bring NeNe too! She can sing her hit song "I know I said I was 29, but I know I'm really 89" during the beat down. This could be the pay-per-view event of the year!
Click here to see Kim act all professional-like while speaking to TMZ. I love how she says she's shooting a movie with Demi Moore and David Duchovny. Yeah, more like she's standing in the background with all the other extras. Bitch, don't pull a "Phoebe Price." Only she can get away with saying shit like that.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:05pm.
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Tru dat...Reading the neck roles, I see somewhere between 35 and 45, and that's being generous...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MzSassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:41pm.
I just laughed my fucking ASS off! Where the FUCK are LoLo and JIM? DAMN!
Kim needs to have a black bitch give her the royal beat down she needs. Stupid whore...Big Poppa is prolly some nasty pimp from the ghetto, and doesnt want to be found out because his ass will get sent to the big house.
The only Cuntry in Kims world is her nasty snatch that is probably the same as her busted weave, fake and bushy. She and the ugly tranny Sherre deSERVE each others' ugly fucking mugs.
Nite bitchez~
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**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A SECOND SEASON
--yes, I totally pulled a kanye....so what!
I LOVE THIS SHOW
I cannot wait to see someone rip that wig off Kim's head.... she's really got a beat down coming to her
Also, whats up with Kim's lawyers sunglasses?
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:05pm.
For those of you doubting MK's assertion that Kim is over 30, check out her neck. That's not the neck of a 30yo, and the neck doesn't lie.
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no shit, Mike. She's got a neck just like my 45 yr old sister-in-law. You can't hide your age around you neck. Damn truth!
No, NeNe can do no wrong, since she got a shout out from MK's boo...THE COOP...Yeah, that seals it for me...
TEAM NE NE...
and Andy...call me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kim is a mess. The only reason she is on the show is because of NeNe. What a mess! I wonder what that movie is she's "working on"; is it the same as her Country album she's has that getting ready to "come out".
Submitted by hellstotheno on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:14pm.
All I have to say to these bitches is why the long faces?
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
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:::sings her heart out:::
"As the weaves fly. . .
On a cold and gray Atlanta mornin'
A snitchin' housewives (cough, KIM) extensions are torn
In the ghetto. . .
and Kimmy cries (like a little bitch....)
'cause if there's one thing that she don't need is getting her polyster weave trampled upon by some bitchy triflin' ass housewives. . .in the ghetto.
People don't you understand?!
Kimmy needs a helpin' hand
or she'll be snitchin' to TMZ one day
Take a look at you and me
are we laughing too damn hard to seeeee
or do we simply turn our heads
and snicker the other way
while cheap-ass weaves fly free-lyyyyy.....
While the world turns...
And a bald ass tranny (cough, KIM)
with a funny nose and receding chin
searches in the street for her
acrylic nails and polyster weave...
in the GHETTOOOOOOOO "
rofl.
Those two are verging on cone-heads.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
http://www.burdaburdaburda.com/2008/04/12/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta...
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Hahahaha! I love NeNe. Shes fucking hilarious. I was laughing so hard when she sang that song. They need to give her a break and not take themselves so seriously. Nene was hammered anyway when she sang that.
I would love Kim to get a beatdown but I want NeNe to give it to her.
Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:54pm.
Probably Cleo and Toe from earlier.
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I missed them then! Crap.
All I have to say to these bitches is why the long faces?
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
dang Kim and Lisa are kinda fugly up close. Kim is a bigun watchout Lisa!!
no wonder Lisa wants to beat Kim down, everyone just wants Kim to quit saying the same thing over and over and over..."BIG POPPA, no one knows who he is, not even my frens, marry him in a minute.blah blah."hes probably NBA. :)
(and shux those puppehs sure play rough,carefwul puppehs)ouchhhhhie
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For those of you doubting MK's assertion that Kim is over 30, check out her neck. That's not the neck of a 30yo, and the neck doesn't lie.
oh god this would be good. I went to a city public school and these fights are good. trust.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:54pm.
Probably Cleo and Toe from earlier.
I've only seen half an episode, but I think everyone on that show's lying about their age. The blond chick is definitely over 30, and the older chick who had the big birthday party (the one at which NeNe couldn't get past the doormen) is definitely older than 38.
that's not a very flattering pic of Lisa..she's the prettiest of the bunch..I don't know why i'm addicted to this damn show...but i LOVE me some Nene!!!
These women look "special"!
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I thought that the blonde was Alexis Arquette!
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She probably brought up her bankruptcy from last year. Either way her face makes me uh not happy. Whatever she's ugly.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
The chick on the right looks like the pregnant man pre-testosterone injections!
Lawd! MK why you wait til Im about to go to bed to post this??? I'm still waiting on you to post NeNe's People interview. I gotta go to bed man damn!! Waking up at 3:30am is the fucking pits.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Michael K, how much you want to bet that these people read AND post here on Dlisted. Okay what names do you whorez use.
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