Thursday, November 13th 2008

The Live Feed Puppies Are World Famous!!!


It's been a little over a week since the live feed puppies bounced into my heart of stone and shattered it with their hours and hours of sleeping, sniffing, playing, sleeping, sneezing and more sleeping! Although, lately they've been much more animated. Yesterday, I saw one of the puppies do some R-rated shit with another puppy. Incest is not best.

The live feed puppies have taken the world by storm! Three million have tuned in to my favorite show so far.

Bitches who don't even give a fuck about animals are saying good night to the puppies before bed. People talked to the San Francisco couple who set up the webcam so that they could look over their puppies during the day. They set it up not knowing they were creating an international phenomenon that has taken away hours from my usual porn and reality show watching schedule. HOLD UP. As I'm writing this shit, two of the puppies are tag teaming another one! It's screaming and shit. SAVE IT! You see what this does to me? I'm like emotionally involved.

The puppies caretaker and videographer said, "We've received a number of emails from people who are in hospitals battling various diseases who have told us that they look to the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam as a way to liven up their spirits."

Unfortunately, you can't buy these puppies. They are all spoken for.

The puppies are Shiba Inus. The mommy's name is Kika. The daddy isn't around. He's one of those "love and leave 'em" types. They were born on October 7th. Their names are: Girls: Autumn (purple collar), Ayumi (yellow collar), Amaya (red collar), Aki (green collar), Akoni (black collar) and Ando (blue collar).

What am I going to do when they go away? My world is going to shatter! When they finally go away, all of you can set up a webcam up in my padded room as entertainment, because I'm probably going to finally snap when the puppy live feed stops.

Let's not think about that. Let's just make the time we have with them count.

Posted by: Michael K


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"Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:48pm.

ILovepapasmurf:

My cat can fetch too! He totally thinks he's a dog! How cute. Sometimes he gets his toys and brings them to me so we can play."

OMG! That's too cute. Mine totally thinks she's a dog, too. You don't happen to have the same type of kitty as mine. I believe my friend said she's a Maine Coon. Here's a video of her (I'd advise to turn the volume down as my cell phone recorded my voice quite loudly): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MumR9SA-704
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M.E.'s picture

Yes, these kind of dogs CAN be mean.

Put to assume every single one of them is mean would be like saying every single pit bull out there is a killer.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:51pm.
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Sorry angel_i, but this is "mine" thread, so get out of here.

M.E.'s picture

NO!

*flashbacks of breastfeeding video*

*has seizure*

Love the puppy's. I am hooked!

Schandenfraude

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:50pm.
Sorry...I didn't meant to be a party pooper, but there are LOTS of Shibas where I live and they are not very nice dogs.
They are mean to my Minch.

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Poor Minch.

Shibas are very macho dogs ... even the females.

But, c'mon Mrs. K., as puppies they're cuties.

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Tyranny's picture

This is the FIRST time I've caught them on air and they're sleeping ZZZ. I want to sound a horn or rattle the crate a bit. Wake up,puppies!!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:48pm.
From the National Shiba Club of America web site:
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Fersure. You see the way those pups go at it. Not all puppies are so fight minded, you know!

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Yea puppies! I truly love each one of them.

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Sorry...I didn't meant to be a party pooper, but there are LOTS of Shibas where I live and they are not very nice dogs.
They are mean to my Minch.

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You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:48pm.
From the National Shiba Club of America web site:

"If a Shiba could only utter one word, it would probably be "mine." It is "mine" food, "mine" water, "mine" toys, "mine" sofa, "mine" crate, "mine" car, "mine" owner, and "mine" world. Sharing is a concept he feels others should practice. Some Shibas may carry "mine" a bit too far and become aggressive in their resource guarding, particularly in the presence of other dogs. It is wise to remove favored toys and food-based treats in the presence of other dogs and small children so the dog doesn't become overly possessive."
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ILovepapasmurf:

My cat can fetch too! He totally thinks he's a dog! How cute. Sometimes he gets his toys and brings them to me so we can play.

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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Michael, you've made me addicted to the PuppyCam. They are beyond cute & I'm going to go on a Valium bender when they go away.

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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:44pm.
Sluttsville, I want to nurse your baby for like 13 years

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:44pm.
These puppies are so f-in' cute that I seriously want a Shiba Inu now.
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No, you really don't.

From the National Shiba Club of America web site:

"If a Shiba could only utter one word, it would probably be "mine." It is "mine" food, "mine" water, "mine" toys, "mine" sofa, "mine" crate, "mine" car, "mine" owner, and "mine" world. Sharing is a concept he feels others should practice. Some Shibas may carry "mine" a bit too far and become aggressive in their resource guarding, particularly in the presence of other dogs. It is wise to remove favored toys and food-based treats in the presence of other dogs and small children so the dog doesn't become overly possessive."

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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:44pm.

*flashing lights, dizzinesss, flashbacks to breastfeeding video, passes out*

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Clarisse, maybe we can talk MK into setting up a webcam so that we can watch him eat cookies, lick Anderson Cooper's poster, and scratch his butt all day.

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Currently 25527 viewers are watchng the puppahyz.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:42pm.
Do you bitches see Sluttsville avie???
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i LOVE that avie. Poor baby seems so worried. probably has millions of bills to pay..
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Sluttsville, I want to nurse your baby for like 13 years.

PUPPIESSSSSSSS

Good night ladies and gents and trannies and post ops and pre ops and hermies and sluts.
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PUPPIES!!
don't worry, MK. My gays are always "forgetting" when to spay their cats (they're on cat#3) i'll just fix a camera to them kittehs and problem solved.
I know this puppies are the shit, but you're gonna have to settle for a little less, hun. These be stray kittehs.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/cant%20see%20shit/bigslave/464.jpg?o=...

But looking at the still the pups are cute. I'm not to crazy about the names.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

These puppies are so f-in' cute that I seriously want a Shiba Inu now.

At least I have a cat who thinks she's a dog. Not only can she fetch, but she taken down three small dogs in the neighborhood who have tried to attack one of her siblings.
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I'm gonna start twitching, nervously scratching and uncontrollably sobbing when da puppahyz leave.

M.E.'s picture

I've had their web cam up all day, I peek in every now and then. They are still sleeping.

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Do you bitches see Sluttsville avie??? That's going to be me when the puppies go away.

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M.E.'s picture

PUPPAHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ!

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PPPPUUUUUUPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼

Sluttsville's picture

hahaha, that one does look like he/she is tag teaming.

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Sad I can't see the puppies from work!

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD