Thursday, November 13th 2008

The Live Feed Puppies Are World Famous!!!


It's been a little over a week since the live feed puppies bounced into my heart of stone and shattered it with their hours and hours of sleeping, sniffing, playing, sleeping, sneezing and more sleeping! Although, lately they've been much more animated. Yesterday, I saw one of the puppies do some R-rated shit with another puppy. Incest is not best.

The live feed puppies have taken the world by storm! Three million have tuned in to my favorite show so far.

Bitches who don't even give a fuck about animals are saying good night to the puppies before bed. People talked to the San Francisco couple who set up the webcam so that they could look over their puppies during the day. They set it up not knowing they were creating an international phenomenon that has taken away hours from my usual porn and reality show watching schedule. HOLD UP. As I'm writing this shit, two of the puppies are tag teaming another one! It's screaming and shit. SAVE IT! You see what this does to me? I'm like emotionally involved.

The puppies caretaker and videographer said, "We've received a number of emails from people who are in hospitals battling various diseases who have told us that they look to the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam as a way to liven up their spirits."

Unfortunately, you can't buy these puppies. They are all spoken for.

The puppies are Shiba Inus. The mommy's name is Kika. The daddy isn't around. He's one of those "love and leave 'em" types. They were born on October 7th. Their names are: Girls: Autumn (purple collar), Ayumi (yellow collar), Amaya (red collar), Aki (green collar), Akoni (black collar) and Ando (blue collar).

What am I going to do when they go away? My world is going to shatter! When they finally go away, all of you can set up a webcam up in my padded room as entertainment, because I'm probably going to finally snap when the puppy live feed stops.

Let's not think about that. Let's just make the time we have with them count.

Posted by: Michael K


LOVE ANDERSON's picture

damn, now they is sweepin' again.
I wanna be a puppy for a day.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

shimmr469's picture

Dear Michael K (aka God's Gift),

This video has totally brightened my day. I'm in law school and my friends and I are all typically pretty depressed. However, things really changed once you posted this video. Now, instead of paying attention in class, I stream the live feed puppies! In fact, it's been a total hit with depressed first years across the board. At last 3/4 of my Contract class tuned in today.

xox

DivasGone's picture

Damn, you're right... are they all girls?

Ayumi is not takin' any shit from anyone. She will not hesitate to shank a bitch. She'll be incarcerated by the time she's 2.. mark my words.

barelybeagle's picture

Another puppy pile-up! The cuteness is fucking killing me!!!

why is one giving his brother a bj???
darn mormon puppies...

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I would be camped out, sleeping bag and all if they were under my roof roof roof....

Puppy Bref in da mornin'!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.'s picture

Ayumi (yellow) is a girl!

TOUGH BITCH!

M.E.'s picture

KATIE SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What chu doin' here HO?

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DivasGone's picture

Yellow looks like a punk ass. He's mean!

barelybeagle's picture

Poor Red... she just wants to sleep! I swear, Yellow like never sleeps... almost every time I come on she's gnawing on one of the other puppehs.

M.E.'s picture

Autumn just said "Dat be mine monkey!"

KatieScarlett's picture

MK you are fickle you will find something else to amuse you quickly I am sure !

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

OOOOOOOOOH, baby puppehs is the new CrackPorn.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Flatsy's picture

There is a serious 4 puppy pile up at the gate.
Is Red ok? Or, just standoffish?

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She's flat and that's that!

sugamama5000's picture

WTF are they doing?

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

DUH!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.

Kelkundici,
"Somebody needs to take away the cotton batting / stuffing that they have gotten out of the inside of the toy! It's very dangerous if they ingest it. Ay yai yai I hope somebody is watching them."

Um, there are 24,000 people watching them.
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Well, we all need a cell number, STAT!

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Ice Baby Hands

M.E.'s picture

God DAYUMN! Puppies sleep alot!

DivasGone's picture

One is sleeping on his back next to the big orange toy. It looks like he's got a big carrot weenie.

I need to get out more.

Clarisse's picture

Kelkundici,
"Somebody needs to take away the cotton batting / stuffing that they have gotten out of the inside of the toy! It's very dangerous if they ingest it. Ay yai yai I hope somebody is watching them."

Um, there are 24,000 people watching them.

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TITS's picture

holee shit - 24,000 people are watching!

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

barelybeagle's picture

It really is going to be a sad fucking day when they start to give them away. UGH... I can't even think about it!

pleaseMe's picture

puppy snuff!
shit. get that stuff out of there!!!!

TITS's picture

those collars are looking a bit snug

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

TITS's picture

OH NO!!! PUPPIES EATING TOY STUFFING

i hope they don't choke and die on camera.

puppy snuff is not cool.

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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin

Kelkundici's picture

Somebody needs to take away the cotton batting / stuffing that they have gotten out of the inside of the toy! It's very dangerous if they ingest it. Ay yai yai I hope somebody is watching them.

it seems more popular at ^**^*SUGar baBY Meet.co m*^^*^**^and not so popular here : now two and a third is starting up.. three are totally passed out in the corner and one just yelped because he got bit. lol the third just passed out again and two are at it now biting each other awwww!

pleaseMe's picture

okay, i don't want to be known forever as the nasty puppy perv, but, when we had seven little guys, they spent hours and hours sucking on each other's teeny tiny weenies and then DRINKING THE PEE.

it made my daughter cry.

pleaseMe's picture

uh huh. told you so!!!

sexy's picture

UHMMMM one is licking the purple collars peepee like crazy lol!

pleaseMe's picture

yeah. they all grew up to be perfectly sweet, lovely boys, too.

sexy's picture

There it goes with the purple collar making the others yelp again ... he's the bully in the bunch!

sexy's picture

The one with the purple collar is really annoying to all the rest lol!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by pleaseMe on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:45pm.

HUH?!?!?!?!

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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

Autumm is such a beeyootch!! I'm transfixed.

Schandenfraude

they're so fat, that when they end up on their backs they maneuver themselves against something for traction. it just cracks me up when they all collapse.

sexy's picture

Big bully with the purple collar keeps biting and attacking full blown fight right now LOL!

sexy's picture

now two and a third is starting up.. three are totally passed out in the corner and one just yelped because he got bit. lol the third just passed out again and two are at it now biting each other awwww!

Stock Broker's picture

The pups are slowly waking up...

Solaera's picture

"...are saying good night to the puppies before bed."

Lol. Okay my husband and I did this late one night last weekend. When we tuned in we heard all this racket and the puppies started freaking out and squealing like crazy! Then a hand came around and tipped the cam a bit so the rest of their pen could be seen and a lady in black and red jammies could be seen from the neck down wrasslin' with all the puppies. It was so cute.

One morning the puppies' owners were freaking out and bitching about poop on the kitchen floor then came unhinged because they thought they had a rat in the house. There was a sudden silence, a shadow, then the audio was cut. God. I'm such a Ms. Snoopy-pants.

Clarisse's picture

Slutty,
Maximus is ALWAYS watching. He can be bought though. Banana chips or craisins.

angel_i,
Oh damn skippy he got his chair back!
The talking in the video is the TV...the other noise...All Max.

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sexy's picture

aww only one is awake now and trying to wake the rest of them up haha!

sugamama5000's picture

OMG! I saw the puppies doing some freaky shit too, but I just thought that was my sick ass. Some of them were 69-ing! LMBAO!!

Stock Broker's picture

Akoni has become my virtual puppy.

I'm hooked on watching them.

Yea, I know. This is a cry for professional help. So what.

Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:30pm.
Maximus has his own chair...and my nephew put a stuffed animal in it by accident...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nSF-A-c4k
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Clarisse, I'm stunned....has your Maximus been watching me when I engage in sexi times?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:30pm.

Alright! You guys want to talk about just being allowed in the house cuz you can work the food thing...
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Ha! LOL!

I love the TV in the background...

He is so angry...(or was that you - it was TV, no?)

He's so cute - he DOES remind me of Samantha... like - Get out. Get outta my fucking chair.

She was bad - OR GOOD, ACTUALLY! She fucking chased her babies down and bit them for nursing too long! Ha! I just remembered that!

Did he get him out after that?

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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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Clarisse's picture

Alright! You guys want to talk about just being allowed in the house cuz you can work the food thing...

Maximus has his own chair...and my nephew put a stuffed animal in it by accident...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nSF-A-c4k
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Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by Frownie Brown on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:17pm.
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Your doggie is beautiful.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:17pm.

angel_i
Try baby keys and slinkies! Mine love slinkies!

Max is completely unmoved by my yelling. If he is doing something he isn't suppose to, he waits to see if i am actually going to get my fat ass off the couch before he stops.

Teemie,
That is just the bottom part of a dog crate. There is no top or door on it. They can get out whenever they want. Puppies tend to sleep like that...it's the "den mentality"..they feel safer.
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Genius! She would LOVE a slinky! And it was my keys fell on the floor and I just left them there cuz I'm so cool like that...that's how I learned she liked metal lol...

And my dog slept like that his whole life, dude. I used to try to get other dogs to sleep over to give myself a break. He had lots of doggy friends...

Yes, yes - be the boss and all that but until he was two we didn't have doors and he was SO cute! I wanted him in my bed!!! But then I discovered that he just couldn't handle being on the other side of a door from me. And I could kick him out of my bed all fucking night and he'd just wait til I fell asleep to get in. He was a hundred pounds so sometimes he'd push up against the wall or some shit and I'd get mad - so I developed the "dont-wake-up" karate system. I'd just flail like a nut for half a second and he'd jump off.

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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands

ines's picture

Omg they are so sweet look at theme !im following their steps now ,i can't help myself,oh and it's sweet to see your sensitive sweet part MK hehehe, don't worry even if they will go away i'll send you a video of my 3 adorable puppies.