Thursday, November 13th 2008
Vomit Inducing Quote Of The Day
Vadge has reportedly been telling her friends that A-Rod "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body."
Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body.
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
I think it would be funny if in one of those dance moves/poses her front crotch of her Suit slipped and flashed the whole crowd.
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Most certain to cause certain death. But then again...they knew what they were getting into....
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:47pm.
Dear Madonna,
since you have been made a zillionaire about 10 times over due to dumb shallow taste free sheep gays handing you their last dime while all our civil rights are being stripped away , it would be mighty white of you to open your piehole about Prop 8.
You Goddamn fucking Bitch.
xoxo
angel_i
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Thank you, brilliant! It reminds me of when she grovelled on Fox and everywhere and pulled that video where she tosses a grenade that doesn't even go off/is fake at a Bush impersonator. That's at the same time the Dixie Chicks were taking it on the chin with death threats and fat asshole rightwing talkshow hosts at cd burnings. The Dixies had the balls to stand their ground. Vadge only crawls out and plays politics when she thinks the wind is blowing her way. Seriously, she's all about her career and big pussy through and through.
Unsightly...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
She icks me out. Mummy make her go away....
Jeter is also rumored to have herps.
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Are you ready for the Big One? EQ Preparedness Day.
Pudger fell in love with me all over again when I told him that story.
He HATES the Yankees.
P.S. Derek is very handsome.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
EW EW EW EW EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! GRANMA CUT IT OUT!!! DON'T WANNA KNOW WATCHOO DO WIT THE CLOSETY ROD GRANMA NOOOOO!!!
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Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:55pm.
Now Folks, THAT is a true D-listed posting. Too funny.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Fab story Mrs. K! Years ago I told this soap opera star to quit picking his nose. He was diggin' for gold on the escalator at Saks 5TH Ave in NYC.
"it would be mighty white of you"-DJ Tenn
My racist roommate would say that all the time, especially to waitresses..."Here's your Pepsi" "Oh thanks, mighty white of you, mighty white.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:55pm.
A few years ago when the Yankees were in town I saw Derek Jeter walking down Fifth Avenue, and I was looking at him like, "Mmmm, he looks familar," and he was looking at me like "What the fuck are YOU lookin' at,"...so I flipped him off.
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LOL! Fuckin A! LOL!
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Drinalynn on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:42pm.
Oh my Gosh. I didn't even do the math until you said that. Now I have two reactions. 1)EEEWWW 2) Your mom was a baby!
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:39pm.
Derek Jeter who was rumored to have fucked 4 of the top 10 Maxim 100 girls must laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh at A-rod.
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A few years ago when the Yankees were in town I saw Derek Jeter walking down Fifth Avenue, and I was looking at him like, "Mmmm, he looks familar," and he was looking at me like "What the fuck are YOU lookin' at,"...so I flipped him off.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
ishk
spare me please
She could seriously cut a dick off with that hatchet pussbone.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
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It's more accurate to say he has the throwing arm of a great thirdbaseman.
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Are you ready for the Big One? EQ Preparedness Day.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:47pm.
Dear Madonna,
since you have been made a zillionaire about 10 times over due to dumb shallow taste free sheep gays handing you their last dime while all our civil rights are being stripped away , it would be mighty white of you to open your piehole about Prop 8.
You Goddamn fucking Bitch.
xoxo
angel_i
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I'm sitting here mindng my own business chewing on my ice when I see this shit. How am I supposed to swallow now!!??
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Infatuated, I must confess I got it off a foodie blog I read. I wish it was original to me. Sadly, I am not that clever.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Dear Madonna,
since you have been made a zillionaire about 10 times over due to dumb shallow taste free sheep gays handing you their last dime while all our civil rights are being stripped away , it would be mighty white of you to open your piehole about Prop 8.
You Goddamn fucking Bitch.
xoxo
tenn.nYc
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
TUCK THAT VAGINA BONE BACK INTO YOUR DEPENDS GRANDMA!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
If her bodysuit snaps in the crotchal region, it will plunge us all into the depths of hell.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
My new name for the happy couple is A-Rhoid
Madonna is my mom's age.
A-Rod is just a year older than me.
I hope Vadge doesn't get the dim idea to bring out another book of nude poses at this stage in her life. Puke city for sure. nasty nasty nasty nasty
She has always been a fucking poser
Uh um yea baseball
Pitch catch throw hit ball bat glove
Madonna uncool
-Haiku #21, ARod 2008
the DUDE! abides...
one word.....disgusting. okay 2 words..grossly disgusting.
Derek Jeter who was rumored to have fucked 4 of the top 10 Maxim 100 girls must laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh at A-rod.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Her back-up dancer looks womanly.
Vadge looks, uhm, well...like a body-building soul snatcher. Yeah, that's it, her snatch is a soul snatcher.
MADONNA IS DISGUSTING AS HELL. YOU NAME ONE GUY WHO WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO THAT LIVING CORPSE OF NOTHING BUT MUSCLES AND TENDONS. SHE IS NASTY AS HELL. A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN GYRATING HER PELVIC AND GENETALIA FORWARD WITH A BODY THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WALKING CADAVER. NASTY.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
I think it would be funny if in one of those dance moves/poses her front crotch of her Suit slipped and flashed the whole crowd.
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EWWWWW, Okie, was that totally necessary??
i'm gonna have nightmare times tonight!
that Hoohaa of Doom is coming my way Dec 10th.
HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
*YAK*
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Immediately following the striking of this pose, the curtains came down and Madonna grabbed for her walker to assist her off the stage!
She has the brain of a fucking geranium trapped inside the body of one of Skeletor's bitches!
Bye Missy!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
eewww, that's how she was dancing when she was in Africa. She looked so fucking stupid. Boulder crotch.
Submitted by r5bales on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:21pm.
I think the quote really was A-Rod has an insane, gorgeous heart trapped inside a poet's body.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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LOL, your Sir Cumference reference is so damn cool. That is what I call my husband, for the same reason you gave.
I keep hearing Hank Azaria, in "America's Sweethearts", saying: Pussy Boy.
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Wish she would stop wafting her snatch about. Dignity woman, go and get some *now*!
As I am from Britainland I have no idea who A-Rod is but I am sure his contract has been written in the blood of a small child already.
Madonna carries on like this then her next film with involve a remake of Don't Look Now, she gets to wear the red coat at the end.
I hate using cliches like 'a woman her age...' to illustrate my point, but Madona isn't giving me the benefit of throwing away an overused cliche, because really, a woman her age shouldn't be so f*cking cheesy like this.
Save this kind of ultra sugary tru-love quotes for tweens, Madge!
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I think it would be funny if in one of those dance moves/poses her front crotch of her Suit slipped and flashed the whole crowd. Then, just then she may Simmer down a bit. I said SIMMER DOWN! Ew could you imagine.. like yuck!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
much love to you whores bitches and freaks, youre my kinda people
off to get drunk!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:17pm.
A-rods poetry goes a little something like this;
Daaaaahhhhhhh I didnt mean to kill the bunny
i was pettin it
*drools*
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tell me about the rabbits, George.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
She may want to look like a prize pullet, but she looks like a plucked, dried-up old hen (with LOTS of gristle.) Can Ass-Rod even spell the "A" part of A-Rod?
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
Provolone - you are hilarious
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Vadge has reportedly been telling her friends that Maya Angelou "has the heart of a poetic diabetic trapped inside an insanely disgusting body."
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
and she has the crotch of doom...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I just threw up a little in my mouth... cause by the comment Vadge made as well as that HORRIFIC picture!
Good God woman, buy a pair o knitting needles and hang up those tights!
DEAR VADGE,
YOU MUSIC SUCKS, A-ROD SUCKS, THE YANKEES SUCK AND YOUR NASTY MUSCLED UP BODY MAKES US SICK!!
THE REST OF THE WORLD
Missy.. Those shirts are hilarious!! And lol about the Spread!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
"an insanely gorgeous body."
Pffft. He's no Omar Vizquel. Who actually IS an artist. Take that ARoid.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.