Those Crazy Kids!
I'm sorry for the long ass pause I just took between posts. I feel like I'm coming down with the bubonic plague, so I went to rest my eyes for a quick minute and you know how that works. So! I'm here and now it's time to see what the children are up to!
18-year-old Taylor Swift, who I just want to throw a block of cheese at, has confessed that 19-year-old Joe Jonas left her for Camilla Belle! Taylor told the heartbreaking teen tale to UsWeekly, "They've been together since we broke up. That's why we broke up - because he met her. We don't talk."
This reminds me of when my first girlfriend in the 4th grade left me for another dude, because she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!
And she broke up with me by sending me a note during lunch that said "I'm breaking up with you." Her breaking up with me using a note made sense, because I asked her to be my girlfriend by sending her a note that said, "Do you want to go around? Circle YES or NO."
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JIM!!!!!
Can I come, too? I like waffles.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:05pm.
Paul Stanley's kid is a singer too?
I thought Paul Stanley was gay?
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:03pm.
I only typed it once and I don't see it anywhere else.
It's Beyonce.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:01pm.
I don't get it either. I just figure it's because at 33 I'm 20 years older then her target audience.
I tried to watch High School Musical just to see what the deal was and lasted about 16.7 seconds before I thought I was going to have an aneurysm.
Actually that Jonas creature looks like a member of Menudo.
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:05pm.
Paul Stanley's kid is a singer too?
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THANK YOU. He looked like somebody and I was drawing a blank...oh fuck, no wonder, I missed 4:20.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Wow Jim...wow
Devilgirl.. Yeah, I guess so, I figured that out after I hit Send.. But I don't think its so clever.. Sounds like something Jaslene would say from ANTM.. She's deaf!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:01pm.
Farrah tiene queso en sus oidos. WHere you been?
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looking for caca de ratón to put in your chanclas!
eeeek avie! fun times!
i took a nap. that Cleo bitch was really boring (jenbradangelina thread #1,653)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Paul Stanley's kid is a singer too?
the DUDE! abides...
Taylor has the squinty eye renne zellweger syndrome. Sadness.
Okie- Isn't it supposed to be a clever Beyonce spelling?
I fucking hate kid rock too jim
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Now the tabloids will call Taylor "Aniston", if she doesn;t STFU.
Feel better MK....we love you!
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
"Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!"
hahahahhahahaaMK :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
FIRST OFF THIS CHICK IS FUGLY AND THE NEW WHORE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD SUCK SOME DICK...MORE IMPORTANT I SAW SOME PIX FROM THIS BIG HAT WEARING, JEAN JACKET AND BELT BUCKLE FEISTA LAST NIGHT AND THE BIGGEST DOUCHE OF ALL TIME--- KID ROCK HAD FUCKING TENN. TITANS JERSEY ON WHILE SINGING HIS LAME ASS SHIT!! THIS FUCK ALWAYS TALKS UP HIS FUCKING DETROIT CITY SHIT, BUT SINCE THE TITANS ARE 9-0 HE JUMPED RIGHT ON THAT BAND WAGON...I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCK AND BANDWAGON LOSERS LIKE HIM..FUCK YOU KID ROCK AND I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS AT ANY WAFFLE HOUSE YOU WANT!!
I thought he was into that purity ring crap, Camilla Belle doesn't seem like she is that type.
I don't know what she is so upset about; that kid is clearly gay. He's wearing a white satin suit for Christ's sake!
WTF is Bay on Say and why has someone typed that on like 22 GD threads?? huh??
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Yeah well I went out with a guy in high school who I saw a few years later on Jerry Springer...he was there to say he was gay. I don't know if he really was or if he just wanted to be on tv, but either way I of course caught so much shit from my friends. Years later I find it pretty funny.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:59pm.
Get off my lawn you damn kids!
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and quit messing with my cats!!!
*throwing cheese at them*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I hope you feel better MK... you make all of us feel good!!! xoxoxoxox
OMG I'd be totally pissed DevilGirl..
also, uh you got dumped for another girl! Sucks!
I"m on the prowl for some dick, now that you are single maybe you can help me look.. Oh you can't see out of those funny shaped eyes?? I understand!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Oh nice jacket dork!
*snort*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I knew my 4th grade romance was over when she stopped giving me her no-bake cookies after lunch. :(
While Taylor is pretty, I don't get why she is so popular. She doesn't have that great of a singing voice to be quite honest.
Plus, this guy is a douche.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Farrah tiene queso en sus oidos. WHere you been?
Wait, 18 years old? She looks like Joan Rivers!
Point 1: Every gay I know has had girlfriends in their 'prior' lives....
Point 2: yea that bc 30000 girl is majorly hotter than that blonde block of cheese up there. so SUCK IT UP honey.
Bay On Say just showed up on Hoprah.
File this under boring white people and who gives a shit?
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Ahhh! *deep breath* a fresh thread!
When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I did it through my friend, who ended up as his new gorlfriend. I should have gone with the note like MK.
Get off my lawn you damn kids!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
who are these people??? seriously, i have no idea who they are.
I don't know any of these hos, but throwing them a block of cheese sounds fun, just for the heck of it.
Hoodrat Shit!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Michael
Come back to our team, 'K?
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
I want to know how much she's being paid to talk about all of this. That boy is beyond gay.
what should be shocking is the fact that you had a GIRLFRIEND (????)!
hehehe
we still love you, MK
LMFAO @ "If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!"
I love MK!
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"I'm the normal one and everyone else is crazy. Thank you, next question" -Kathy Griffin
stupid ho! she's now a housewife in Missauga.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Isn't it cute how back in the day we kids used to send notes? Now it's text mssge. Oh well
And you go MK!! FUCK that bitch!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Oh MK, how you make my dull, crappy work days a litle more enjoyable.
You crack me the fuck up!
Tag: Adrien Brody?
MK, you had girlfriends?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What a cunt. You're better off Michael K!