Those Crazy Kids!
I'm sorry for the long ass pause I just took between posts. I feel like I'm coming down with the bubonic plague, so I went to rest my eyes for a quick minute and you know how that works. So! I'm here and now it's time to see what the children are up to!
18-year-old Taylor Swift, who I just want to throw a block of cheese at, has confessed that 19-year-old Joe Jonas left her for Camilla Belle! Taylor told the heartbreaking teen tale to UsWeekly, "They've been together since we broke up. That's why we broke up - because he met her. We don't talk."
This reminds me of when my first girlfriend in the 4th grade left me for another dude, because she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!
And she broke up with me by sending me a note during lunch that said "I'm breaking up with you." Her breaking up with me using a note made sense, because I asked her to be my girlfriend by sending her a note that said, "Do you want to go around? Circle YES or NO."
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No I haven't seen the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader show, It's on after redneck wedding. I figured it'd be annoying
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Is she Rumer Wills long lost sister?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
MissPriss. YES! And they say it like they are saying what they had for lunch "She's my sister, "He's my brother, And we're gettin married!" GULP!!!
@Sassy.. Mommie Dearest. Oh no you didn't! Well that's that! You get a good Avie sticker for today! I never knew who that was, And I always thought the thing in the corner was a lil bunny rabbit shaking to death, scared of Carries mom..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:15pm.
Totally sucked in to that DCC making the team shit. Don't know if you have ever been to the DCC board over at CMT but talk about goddamn loonies.
Thanks M.E See? Didn't know nothing about it. lol
OMG you HAVE to watch My Big Redneck Wedding. So hilarious and ridiculous! I hate to warn you though, Tom Arnold is hella stupid
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I'm glad Joe broke up with her. She wrote a really good song because of it. ALSO. I figured out why her face is weird to me. All her features are too small all of them. It's weird but I like her music so I don't care.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:13pm.
She is Mommie Dearest
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and she's holding the wire hangers. Beware!
(i still believe you stole my family pics. That's my mom!)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
Bad auntie
:(
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Farrah
NOT TO MENTION MOM JEANS! lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:15pm.
Miss Priss, you're never watched the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryout show on CMT? OMG, it's hilarious. I must be the only one who watches it.
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I am ashamed to admit that I watch that show sometimes. But it does inspire me to do my situps when I watch it.
Bye PSL
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SALLY MACK WITH A WACK SACK!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Miss Priss- The CMA's were on NBC or CBS or whatever fucking channel it was. Not CMT.
And what is this gem of a show I've been missing? My Big Redneck Wedding?!?!?!?
have a good one PSL!
Okie,
Hahah no! I haven't seen that one! But did you see the one where the dude was marrying his sister? They were not biological siblings, but they grew up together she was adopted. Still I thought that was gross
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
@snowpiece & PSL:
NOOOOO!!! fuck ye, beeshes. I luvs yous!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
will somebody help Jim find his meds?
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Um, can I see you in my office please?
OK, here's the thing...um...Jim gets to do whatever he wants.
That is all.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:13pm.
She is Mommie Dearest.
Feel better MK. I can't function without my Dlisted fix everyday.
ha ha okie it's so fun to crush their little dreams!
now I'm really leaving BUH BYE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Eww...Camilla and that Jonas Bro look like brother and sister. Fucking Yuck! I like Camilla though her resume rivals Freddie Prinze Jr. when it comes to starring in shiteous movies (I heart Freddie but...) however she has a great sense of style. Lol.
Ahh, yes. Little kiddies breaking up. So damn traumatic. Just wait until you are married and the infatuation wears off and you are sitting next to a guy that you really aren't that attracted to anymore, eating spaghetti togother, but love the hell out of and trust him with you life and couldn't imagine life without him. That is a real relationship.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:11pm.
Farrah - true, he is like comingback...but he forgot to mention the BOOT MOVES at CMA.
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and the:
sofa batteries
toilet bats
blue cars in hills
and the most important:
WOW/OKAY!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
The only thing I watch on CMT is My Big Redneck Wedding, that shit is hilarious. Except Tom Arnold is so fucking annoying I wish they'd stop allowing him to comment on everything
Miss Priss, you're never watched the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryout show on CMT? OMG, it's hilarious. I must be the only one who watches it.
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She's flat and that's that!
Snowy.. OMG I say that same shit to my neices. They are like "Zack and Cody (or whatever the fuck) are sooo hot!" And I'm like They are both lil gays and losers who pee their pants! Soil, Soiling their panties!!! they are the same way.. "Nuh uh!!"
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by websterwalter on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:09pm.
Taylor Swift is a Rugrat, and by that I mean she looks like Angelica Pickles from Rugrats on Nickelodeon.
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Plus she sings worse than William Hung
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
i'm out too, night hookers
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
OMG MK!!! The notes...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Jesus, I was a note hor!
aw crap...just when it is fun again, I have to go to fucking work.
booooooo
bye everyone, have a great afternoon......
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
MissPriss. OMG that is the only thing I watch on CMT, too! My big redneck wedding!! OMg did you see tht one where the dude brought all of those dead animal skulls to the wedding?? WTF??
Sassy! I don't know if you typed it more then once either, But someone else did on another thread..I don't care either! You are being sassy towards me w/ your Carrie's mom Av.. lol..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
At the end of the day for this Jonas boy Head is winning.
okie: JASLENE TIBES!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Okie- Sassy took offence to the clever comment I made and blamed it on you. People are so overly sensitive today, I am gonna have to get my pitch fork out and do some damage!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
will somebody help Jim find his meds?
NO,he's too much fun the way he is.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Farrah - true, he is like comingback...but he forgot to mention the BOOT MOVES at CMA.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
where did the Jonas Bitches come from? Never heard of them until like 2 weeks ago, and apparently I live under a rock, cuz they're like HUGE and stuff. Like
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
will somebody help Jim find his meds?
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:05pm.
Paul Stanley's kid is a singer too?
I thought Paul Stanley was gay?
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Adopted? I don't know, kid sure resembles him.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:03pm.
FIRST OFF THIS CHICK IS FUGLY AND THE NEW WHORE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD SUCK SOME DICK...MORE IMPORTANT I SAW SOME PIX FROM THIS BIG HAT WEARING, JEAN JACKET AND BELT BUCKLE FEISTA LAST NIGHT AND THE BIGGEST DOUCHE OF ALL TIME--- KID ROCK HAD FUCKING TENN. TITANS JERSEY ON WHILE SINGING HIS LAME ASS SHIT!! THIS FUCK ALWAYS TALKS UP HIS FUCKING DETROIT CITY SHIT, BUT SINCE THE TITANS ARE 9-0 HE JUMPED RIGHT ON THAT BAND WAGON...I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCK AND BANDWAGON LOSERS LIKE HIM..FUCK YOU KID ROCK AND I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS AT ANY WAFFLE HOUSE YOU WANT!!
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TENNISCANS AND GARAGE ROOFS! TOILET TIMES AND FLASH!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:08pm.
I want a nap tooo! I'm about to pass out on my Keyboard! That'll leave a mark. Prefiero caca de sapo, gracias
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ok, but i don't have any sapos... i'll make you a grilled cheese caca de perro sammich, that'll wake you up!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
MK with a girlfriend?
for realz?
Bring the lolz!!!!!!!!!
Gosh, MK, you have to write yor memories.
Okie- Bay on Say or Jaslene, deaf? I wish I were deaf when having to heaqr either of them speak. I want to stab my ears out when I hear Bay on Say's hysterical screeching!
ha ha last weekend I told my niece that Zac Efron was gay and one of those Jonases is gay and she had a nervous breakdown and had to be put away! not really she just said "Auntie, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Glad I didn't watch the Cuntry music awards. Didn't even know it was on
The only thing I watch on CMT is My Big Redneck Wedding, that shit is hilarious. Except Tom Arnold is so fucking annoying I wish they'd stop allowing him to comment on everything
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:06pm.
um, smartass, I wasn't trying to sound clever. It's how is sounds in my head when I see her name.
nevermind. fuck you.
Sleeves rolled up Crocket style...she's better off.
You are a fab slut MK, feel better!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
kudos to all you parents of tweens who have to put up with this shit.
fuck, I'm glad my son's nine.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Taylor Swift is a Rugrat, and by that I mean she looks like Angelica Pickles from Rugrats on Nickelodeon. Every time I see her squinty eyes and pointy nose it's all I can think about. All she is missing is that doll Cynthia she used to always carry around and you would have this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelica_Pickles
Jim is so fucking awesome, reminds me of Comingback...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
where is TAYLOR SWIFT FAN to defend her honor?!!
shame, shame......
I don;t think she is pretty. Not ugly, but not pretty. Now HIM on the other hand, he is very pretty.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:06pm.
I want a nap tooo! I'm about to pass out on my Keyboard! That'll leave a mark. Prefiero caca de sapo, gracias.
@oklahoma
I think it means Beyonce.
Is she on Okra today too?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!