Those Crazy Kids!
I'm sorry for the long ass pause I just took between posts. I feel like I'm coming down with the bubonic plague, so I went to rest my eyes for a quick minute and you know how that works. So! I'm here and now it's time to see what the children are up to!
18-year-old Taylor Swift, who I just want to throw a block of cheese at, has confessed that 19-year-old Joe Jonas left her for Camilla Belle! Taylor told the heartbreaking teen tale to UsWeekly, "They've been together since we broke up. That's why we broke up - because he met her. We don't talk."
This reminds me of when my first girlfriend in the 4th grade left me for another dude, because she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!
And she broke up with me by sending me a note during lunch that said "I'm breaking up with you." Her breaking up with me using a note made sense, because I asked her to be my girlfriend by sending her a note that said, "Do you want to go around? Circle YES or NO."
UGH, Taylor Swift GO AWAY!!!!
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" I asked her to be my girlfriend by sending her a note that said, "Do you want to go around? Circle YES or NO"
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OMG - that whole thing just made me laugh out loud. oh 1980.... my "boyfriend" sent his friend over to tell me he was breaking up with me. i cried and fell off the monkey bars.
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I remember being in 6th grade and giving a boyfriend I didnt want to see anymore a big Valentines Day card, one of those huge cheesy ones from the 90's. I wrote inside it, "You're going to need a Band-Aid because you are CUT!" Right after he opened it someone on the bus walked over to him and gave him a Band-Aid and everyone laughed. This is a boy that used to ride his bike like 8 miles one way to my house. What a little beotch I was. Some things never change.
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this squinty eyed cunt needs to give it up already! who gives a fuck she got dumb by a pair of eyebrows?
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the girl looks special and the boy's pants are shiny...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Taylor is cute and sweet but she is starting to annoy me by talking about the breakup 24/7. Of course, I might become a little less annoyed if she were to get herself some breast implants.
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MK, you are from my era! That whole "Do you want to go around" thing brings back memories....good times! But the boys I knew normally drew boxes to be checked beside "yes" or "no."
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why does she look so wonky?
are those white satin pants he's wearing? i want to be his cock ring!!
She has Zellweger eyes,not a very cute girl.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
chica robotica- Good call. She's a TOTAL rat face! And yes, it was Fievel...
And it's nice to know that even when guys are virgins, they can still be pigs. Comforting.
She's cute but she does look like that cartoon rat... what movie was that? Was the rat's name Fievel or something like that?
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Looking at his ex, I can see why he left her for Camilla Belle (as if Camilla weren't gorgeous anyway). She looks like the evil-eyed love-child of Nicole Kidman and Leann Rimes.
Purity Ring Boy gets around, doesn't he?
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" I asked her to be my girlfriend by sending her a note that said, "Do you want to go around? Circle YES or NO"
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OMG - that whole thing just made me laugh out loud. oh 1980.... my "boyfriend" sent his friend over to tell me he was breaking up with me. i cried and fell off the monkey bars.
I wonder if it's possible for him to be MORE styled by an over zealous gay man and his enabling coke addict fag hag publicist friend.
If they play around with the notion of rock star school boy twink any further they'll induce a vortex of saccharine that will kill everyone's first born.
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"This reminds me of when my first girlfriend in the 4th grade left me for another dude, because she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!"
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The best comeback line ever! Maybe that damn maniston can learn a thing or two from you. BRAVO MK, BRAVO!!!!!
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Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:35pm.
Ugh! That is disgusting. Did they cut the 20ish% body fat girl??
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I don't think so, but I missed a couple episodes. They did try to make her feel ashamed about it, though. Like she was so fat she had to go sideways through doors or something.
It's too funny that the person who is telling them they are "too fat" is that roided up trainer. He's so over grown he looks like he's going to pop at any second.
So, a friend of mine is a writer and had to throw some stuff by The Jonas Brothers for their upcoming Disney sitcom and he said that two of them are definitely gay and it's not Nick. That said, thank the lord for promise rings so they don't have to do the unthinkable with a girl.
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Whoa nelly! Someone get the license plate on that track! That bitch has gotta sue!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:38pm.
LMFAO...I totally pictured them in Underroos.
They gave one cute girl a Jackie O book of ettiquette and then cut her the next sentence. I swear to god they did.
God help us if the Jonas Brothers are the new standard of male beauty.
Imagine if ladyboys like this become the ones selected by women as preferred breeding partners. Now imagine what future generations are going to look like...
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What takes the fucking cake on DCC is the 5 year veteran cheerleader that failed the test. SHe didn't know what division they are in.
I don't know who these people are but,I'm almost positive him and his bros spoon each other at night.
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Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
i think NewportJoey had it as an avie a while ago. Let's ask that crazy boy where he got it, it would be priceless and askeery at the same time!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:26pm.
She told one toothpick girl that she was too "bottom-heavy" and cut her! I could not believe it.
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I saw that! Then these idiots agree with her! "I've always had that problem." WTF?? There was one girl who had 20-22% body fat (I forget what it was exactly) and they told her she was HEAVY!
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Ugh! That is disgusting. Did they cut the 20ish% body fat girl??
Oh MK! No matter what shit life throws at me, I can always count on you for a side-splitting laugh. Thanks.
Squinty is all the rage around here. Mostly because she is from Wyomissing, a stones throw from where I am just outside beautiful Reading, PA.
I thought I would disown my kid's if they started listening to country music, but I'm getting old and tired, so I just put up with it. Thank god it stops with her and they don't listen to any more of it.
We finally got rid of the Gosselin's and their begging for their litter in the paper here, and now we have to read about Taylor every time she shits.
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that is terrible how the teachers or whatever on DCC say that to those lil girls. They are so in shape, and surely wouldn't have made it that far if they weren't in tip top shape and could move like freaks! You know those girls went home and haven't eaten since!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:22pm.
Mrs K!
LMAO!! Jeffro11 is bubbeleh till he mentions all caps JIM then no more bubbeleh.
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:19pm
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:22pm.
Don;t forget Mommies's crazy crossed kookly eyes in that scene. That is actually the avie I want but I can't find the friggin pic.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:26pm.
She told one toothpick girl that she was too "bottom-heavy" and cut her! I could not believe it.
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I saw that! Then these idiots agree with her! "I've always had that problem." WTF?? There was one girl who had 20-22% body fat (I forget what it was exactly) and they told her she was HEAVY!
Someone please fire the Jonas Brothers stylists IMMEDIATELY.
Farrah. OMG I could hear poor Tina in your writing.. then her brother says "I'll help!" and Tina says "NO, if she finds out, She'll Kill you!" I just can't understand why they had to cut all those rose bushes down that one night. It was awful. She should have Axed Mommie in the head instead! Muah! So you stole the whole family album??? Bad!!! lol.. j/k.. My mother is an indian giver.. She gives me something, then wants in good w/ another kid so tries to take it back.! I haven't spoke to her in like 2 years. pffT!
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word is that Cassie Trammell they daughter of Judy messes up on the field at games. Also, a couple years ago there was a cheerleader named Whitney Ott, she supposedly has a kid with one of the dudes from Creed.
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:23pm.
Not me, I just sit there and think: what the fuckity fuck?
But I am glad I'm not the lone viewer. What do you think of that Kelly director woman?
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haha. I just want abs like those girls.
Is KElly the brunette? I think that she is a "Mean Girl" that never grew up. I understand that a lot of it is image but she can be so cruel! She told one toothpick girl that she was too "bottom-heavy" and cut her! I could not believe it.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:20pm.
Totally sucked in to that DCC making the team shit. Don't know if you have ever been to the DCC board over at CMT but talk about goddamn loonies.
Thank you, I am so going there now! I love loonies.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:22pm.
i like it when she goes to the bathroom, grabs that powder cleaner thing and goes "Tiiiiiiinnnaaaa!!! everything is so dirty!! Tiiiiinaaa!!" while she's throwing that shit all over the place, and then has the nerve to say
"now clean this mess up"
poor Tina goes "how???*shaking*"
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Oh how I miss toilet bats and screaming frogs.
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He broke up w/ her, B/c of her facial expression she can't help.. He pulls down his pants.. Then she squints, ya know, she can't help it.. He's like "Fuck you Taylor, That's the size I was born with!" And she's like "What my face is this way, I can't help it!" lol..
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I watch Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, too.
It's like watching a really severe car accident. It kind of makes you want to barf, but the overwhelming horror and sadness make it impossible to look away.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:18pm.
I am ashamed to admit that I watch that show sometimes. But it does inspire me to do my situps when I watch it.
Not me, I just sit there and think: what the fuckity fuck?
But I am glad I'm not the lone viewer. What do you think of that Kelly director woman?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:19pm
Then we grew up in the same crazy house.
"Now listen to me Tina, Barbara from Redbook is here............"
Farrah!! Bwahaha, She is holding those damned hangers!! That scene is the best, But it kills me how she is beating the shit out of the cutest lil girl w/ one of them! oh!! And that face cream she has on. That makes the whole scene even more fantastic..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Mrs K!
LMAO!! Jeffro11 is bubbeleh till he mentions all caps JIM then no more bubbeleh.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:18pm.
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NOT TO MENTION MOM JEANS!
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OMG! LOL! i know it's bad to wish eveeeel on others, but damn, i miss those days. Cheeto Report every 5 minutes and Comingback was like
WOW!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?