Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
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Amazingly Gang Bang On Sesame Street sold more tickets than Sesame Street On Ice.
Exchanging his trademark mask for a Big Bird costume, Michael Jackson attempts to find a new place to live now that Neverland Ranch is gone.
This is what happens when you stop donating to PBS.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Trick and treating on Sesame Street....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
the real tickle me elmo.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:50pm.
Today's episode is brought to you by the letters S and M.
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That is really, really funny! =D
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Freddy Krugger waves at the cameras on the set of Nightmare on Sesame Street:A bloody orgy
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
La La La La, La La La La, Elmo's Whore! La La La La, La La La La Elmo's Whore.....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Jim Henson supports Prop 8!!
Sesame Skeet, skeet, skeet!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
This episode is brought to you by the letter "G". "G" is for gang-bang!
Sesame Street finds a way to keep up with those Disney Sluts.
See I told you Big Bird! Elmo's pecker is to bigger then your pecker! Now get down on your knees and take your punishment like a big bird, Big Bird!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bert and Ernie help Big Bird give Elmo a test tickle.
So that's what the Jonas Brothers and Zac Efron went as for Halloween.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Um thanks for showing me how to get to Sesame Heat!
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Rojo Caliente and that tall, blonde girlfriend of hers host a public love-in to protest Prop 8.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Lets see...yellow plumage, a big beak and ginormous bird-like feet......Yep, Paris lets another home movie slip out to the public.
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Hahaahahahahahahah That Tickles! hahahahahahahahah
Come.
With Thanksgiving coming up, it looks like BigBird is resorting to drastic measures to avoid being axed.
the DUDE! abides...
Today's episode is brought to you by the letters S and M.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by SCLizard on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:43pm.
Fuckers are on a roll!
Cum and play, everything's gay-okay!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Big bird thought he lost his pecker!
So... Sesame Street is in the Castro? My Furry heart has just skipped two beats.....
“A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: There shallow Draughts intoxicate the Brain, And drinking largely sobers us again”
PBS is revving up the competition with the Disney Channel, I see.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Jim Hensen is going to be sooo mad when he finds out about this sex tape!
Dirty bird!
the DUDE! abides...
They didn't regret the gang bang until Rubber Duckie found the pics and spray-painted "Bitch" and "Whore" all over the house and car!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
(sing-a-long)
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sodomy Street
This is exactly why we dont teach sexual education in Wasilla County.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I guess that's one way of getting to Sesame Street..
Elmo and Bert think they've got it down to a science, but only Ernie knew of the secret great hole in the back of Big Bird's neck.
Now we know why Oscar is so fucking grouchy- no sexy times!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Well I know what street I am moving to next.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Looks like Disney is taking over Sesame Street.
Barney Frank and Craig David decide to put party politics aside to satisfy their constituents.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Sesame Street's newest movie: Swallow That Bird
ELMO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Where the hell is Snuffelupuguss when you need a bigger trunk?
I can't make a caption of this. It is so wrong......hahaha.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:44pm.
Today's episode is brought to you by the number 69.
LMAO
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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RIMADYL KILLS
I just knew we should have done some research on that Brown Bunny movie before we let Vincent Gallo direct an episode of Sesame Street!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Now all we are missing is the COOKIE monster!
Today's letter is "G". GGGGGGGGGGGGG
"G" is for Gangbang.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Oh..sorry! I was looking for the Coochie Monster!
Exhibit A of the slippery slope the religious right wing nuts are talking about.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Ohhh What it takes to be a STAR!!!!
Finger licking good!!!!
New this Christmas: "Gang-Rape Me Elmo"
Today's episode is brought to you by the number 69.
We all knew about Bert and Ernie together and Big Bird and Elmo together, but woulda thought they were swingers??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo