Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
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Scientology meetings are so smile-y.
Here Birdie Birdie,
Come put your Beakie Weakie on my Teenie Weenie.
XOXO.. Elmo
A new photo has emerged of the secret economic planning meeting held in 2005 by the Bush Administration.
Look, these things happen when you spend your whole life playing in the bathtub with a rubber ducky....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Christmas 2008: Me Tickle Elmo
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She's flat and that's that!
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Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way
to where the air is sweet.
Can you tell me how to get,
how to get to get some Sesame Meat?
Come and play!
Everythings A-O-kay.
Friendly neigh-
bors there, that's were we meet.
Can you tell me how to get,
how to get to some Sesame Meat?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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And from that day on, Oscar was never grouchy again....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
today's sesame street brought to you by the letter w
Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters "S & M" and by the number "69".
"C" is for Crystal...
Add Grover and you got a sammwhich.
Ernie says: Ok kids! If you've ever walked in on this scene in your house...raise your hand!
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
New for Christmas 08! Tickle My Cornhole Elmo, with his friends BJ Big Bird, Dry Hump Ernie and Backdoor Bert!
A new version of Puppetry of the Penis has recently begun rehearsals.
Don't be jealous of the cocks that he's got, he's still Elmo from the block.
How sweet, Jenna Jamison's baby's first video!
Now I know why Oscar is so Grouchy . . . he obviously never gets invited for this sh!t.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Bert always wondered what it was like to stick it in a bird.
The cookie monster was meant to be tossing elmos salad, unfortunatelly, he's in jail right now for molestation charges against the Pillsbury doughboy
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Things on Sesame Street took a turn for the worse when the Cookie Monster started dealing his cookies instead of just eating them.
Fearing the economic crisis could cost him his job, Big Bird gets on his knees to show his hidden talents...
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
That's one way to stuff a bird
the DUDE! abides...
Due to the economic downturn, there will be no Sesame Street: Live shows this year. The best you can do is see Sesame Street: Horny Drunken Frat Boys on a Balcony for $2.50.
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cuteness
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Kermit's artistic direction has become really DARK-SIDED since he broke up with Miss Piggy :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
this gangbang is brought to you by the letters S, T and D.
Bert and Ernie's impromptu Prop. 8 protest remained non-violent, but Barkley didn't come out of his doghouse for a week.
Sex-A-Me Street
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Cum and play
Everythings, AOK
Friendly neighbors
who'll swallow your meat
Somebody tell ME how to get to Sesame Street!!!
The Mormons have gone too far with their Yes ads.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Look mommy, Big Bird is searching for the letter "P".
Threesame Street
It must be the new Tickle Me Whorehole Doll...
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
P.S. Michael K...I love you! You are my new American IDOL...You make me laugh every day..Need my 'dlisted' fix..DAILY!...
That's right Bird, who's big now, bitch!
Yeah, I don't think Grover will be allowed to produce another eppy.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Cum and play, everything's a o gay.....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
It looks like Big Bird is tired of playing the "Tickle Me Elmo" game.
Grover keeps it on the down-low.
Breaking News: Elmo a top!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Funny, I always pictured Bert as the bottom, not the top.
Submitted by starvis on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:47pm.
Sesame Street's newest movie: Swallow That Bird
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THAT is fucking FUNNY.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
A sesame street sex tape?! Looks like the economic crisis has taken a turn for the worse....
Apartment hunting is not that easy for those who are leaving the Neverland Ranch.
No No No Mr. Noodle! Not like that! Take OFF the mask first!
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Let me Smell Yo' Sesame Street bitch.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Your child will love our new "Blow Me" Elmo doll!! Big Bird "Swallows" and Ride Em' Bert and Ernie dolls sold separately.
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Tom Cruise at a top secret Scientology Halloween party
Not on my feathers, not on my feathers!
the DUDE! abides...
The new Sesame Street toys for this season...
Backdoor Big Bird, Blow Me Elmo, Bareback Ernie and Rimjob Bert.
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cuteness
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Paris sucks Elmos Fraggley Cock.
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i