Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
ShareThis
Don't do it Elmo Big Bird has herpes!
-------------------------------------------------
"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Sesame Street, Hershey Highway, and Electric Avenue considered merging but after several presentations...decided not to.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Looks like EVERYONE is having to work a 2nd job to make ends meet these days.
------------------------------------------------
"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
“The Revolution was televised. As Sesame St. burned to embers in the distance, the three puppets whose friendship was forged in pain and anguish tracked their prey. After years of torment, and years of planning it all came down to this. This was the night they took back their souls. The big yellow bird, whose oppressive yoke they had lived under for years now cowered before them. As Elmo bent Big Bird over and Bert got behind him, the only sounds that could be heard above his screams and pleas were the simple words, “This is for Snuffy!”
I knew Bert was into doing the pigeon, but I didn’t realize he let Ernie and Elmo in on the action too.
(edited but still not that good)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
Big birds gonna have some serious cotton mouth!
ahhhh, i see Poppa Simpson is dusting off his daughters' old Sesame Street videos just in time for the new grandkid.
Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
Here we have Britney, K-fed, Osama and Adnan, demonstrating on how Britney really got fucked!
Tickle Me Elmo, meet Blow Me Big Bird!
Sesame Street, this station, or other public television stations support Prop 8.
psssst, word on the street is Big Bird will do ANYTHING to keep his job.
Today's show is brought to you by the letter Oh and the number 4way.
"Funny story... I was just trying to find my contact. Swear!"
"Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters G, A, and Y."
Yeah he's pretty good but Oscar takes it in the can.
***********************************************
"Im totally cereal!"
From the makers of Nailin' Pailn comes...
Tell Me How To Get To Sexame Skeet
a scene from the Ron Perlman's inprocessing video for his new boy band members. "see kids, even the gang from Sesame Street is doing it!!!".
'Real Sex' takes the streets...the Sesame Streets.
What? Tickle-Me Elmo was SOOO last season.
I guess Big Bird was more than confused when his co-workers offered to take him on the Train to No-No Land.
Fearing PBS layoffs in light of the failing economy, some Sesame Street characters have turned to other ways to make money.
wow, them "colored people" ARE lindsay-lohan-batshit-crazy!
There are probably better ways to demonstrate that the number of the day is four.
1 painful childhood memory. AHAHAH!
2 painful childhood memories. AHAHAH!
3 painful childhood memories...
Sesame Street in da hood.
Look kids, Big Bird is looking for his best friend Snuffleupagus.
orgy me elmo
Apparently Prop 8 decided to Ban Sesame Street in order to preserve the sanctity of marriage.
ernie said " see Bert, we're not the only ones on sesame street!"
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Samantha Ronson getting ready for a night out on the town!
And to think - it may never have come to this if Bert and Ernie had been allowed to get married!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
They must be confused. That's not Paris!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Sesame Street visits Neverland Ranch one last time!
LOL at Jazzfish's comment!
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
And we were able to capture the exact moment the Bird Flu began to spread..
PBS - Jan. 20, 2009: Apparently, Obama wasn't fucking around when he said sex education should be available to really young children.....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Just one more way those Godless Liberals are indoctrinating our youth into thinking the perverted homosexual lifestyle is acceptable.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Bert, Bert! There's a banana stuck up my ass!
Eh no Ernie, that's me.
Give me head til I'm red.
Brought to you by the letters F and U
What you guys don't see in this picture is Jesse Metcalfe laying on the concrete below.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Elmo's trademark voice is largely attributed to Bert's surprise unlubed entry.
Ernie: Um big bird...I don't think Elmo wants you to tickle him there!
Bert: Oh Ernie shut up and hop on, this is the real way you get to sesame street
Ernie: Ok but I'm next!
Elmo: Damn Big you give better head than zoe
Brittany B!
Brought to you by the PBS (Public Ball Sucking)broadcasting network.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Come and play, everything's gay today!
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Hoping to widen their demographic, Sesame Street introduces "Dick Me Elmo"
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
ELMO: "hehehahahehehehe....Elmo LIKES this....hehehehehahahahehehe!"
ERNIE: "Okay, Big Bird and Elmo switch positions, I can't listen to this shit anymore..."
of course the big one is a big nelly bottom.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Sesame Street Gone Wild - Damn you Joe Francis!