Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
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Today's show is sponsored by the letter "O" and the number "69"....
Joel Francis....YOU SUCK!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Runnin' a Sesame Train on Sesame Street.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:55pm.
And here we see Big Bird finally earning his red wings.
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Good lord, that's funny (and disgusting)!
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
HaHaHaHa.... Elmo's never been tickled there before.
This is what happens when you let Ricky Gervais appear on Sesame Street. He doesn't just joke about wanking out windows!
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
With out Snuffleupagus around to advise him better, Big Bird fell for the age old bird egg joke.
Boys: You know why there is yolk in bird eggs dont you?
Big Bird: No?
So Evil Bert has returned, appears he's been hanging out with Ron Jeremy.
You are cordially invited to a part-ay on the back porch of Ms. Bitch Hoe Whore's house.
Come one, come all. and bring a friend. or two.
Well, Fuck Prop 8 with a Muppet!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Damn, times are that hard on Sesame Street that they've had to resort to working the streets? That blows!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
And here we see Big Bird finally earning his red wings.
PBS couldnt figure out why there were so many parent complaints about Paris Hilton's guest appearence on Seseme street.
Now we know why Oscar is so grouchy.
I can’t wait till Mr. Snuffalupagus gets here!
Ernie raises his hand and says:
"Hey...uh, I don't want to cause a fuss in this *awesome* muppet 4-some.. but I can't help but notice I'm the only one not getting any of that sweet Big Bird Tail."
So this is why Republicans are against sex ed in schools...
Elmo was always the selfish one, always taking and never giving.
Jerry didn't have the heart to tell Big Bird, Burt and Ernie that he was in fact not Elmo, he was just in the middle of an epic flare-up of the "gift" he recieved from Wonky McValtrex.
You ain't seen shit 'till you've seen the Oscar/Snuffleupagus felch porn.
If you think this is bad, you should see what's going on in Oscar's garbage can.
Blow Me Elmo and Ride Me Big Bird this year's must have toys
Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number 69
After the surgery, Elmo just had to get some of that beak
Oh I'm going for a ride
And I'm never going back
Gonna be an engineer
Gonna speed along the track
And you'll hear my whistle blow
And I'm happy to explain
That I'm going for a ride
Going riding on a train
And a train goes woo...
And a train goes woo...
And a train goes woo...
And I'm happy to explain
I'm going riding in a train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgM2yEzY-VU
I guess the early bird does get the worm.
This wasn't what Chance Crawford had in mind when Tommy Girl, Will Smith and John Travolta asked if he'd be Big Bird for the Halloween party.
Sesame's Treat finds its visual inspiration.
This Program was brought to you by the letter " O "
for ORGY. Use it in a sentence kids!!
The 90's rave song "Sesame's Treat" finds it visual counterpart!
If you think Big Bird is tight, I can guarantee you've never had a bitch as tight as Grover.
Ernie takes one for the team, and assumes the role of wingman.
Ernie takes one for the team, and assumes the role of wingman.
Elmo just realized he should have been more specific as to WHERE he would like to be tickled.
Sesame Street: Real World Lessons, take ONE!
the economy finally got the better of Big Bird, he lost his nest and the others agreed to let him crash at thier place... for a price
More proof that Ernie was always the dumbest one...never a clue as to what was really going on...
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Burt and Ernie finally let the others in on thier nightly game of "just the tip".
Say, there's a lady named Miss Finch who's chasing me. Do you mind if I hide in your fun fair?
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
The most shocking thing about this photo is that Bert is a Top.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Kindergarten frat hazing scandal stuns Wasilla.
19 Sesame Street
San Fransisco, CA
94110
Looks like the Sesame Street gang will do anything to catch up with the Disney whores nowadays...
So Bert said: "Look, Big Bird, you SAID we were getting paid today."
And Big Bird said: "I know, I know - I can't help when PBS issues the checks!"
And then Elmo said: "Look bitch - we know you got the checks! You mutherfucker, you pay us now!!!"
And then Big Bird said: "Fuck you, faggot!"
And then Bert said: " O you wanna call Elmo a faggot, do you!? I'll show you a fucking faggot!"
And the next thing I know we were having a party!
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Poor Big Bird...all these years and he still doesn't know how to lay an egg....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
As hard economic times hit public broadcasting, network execs decide to branch out into recession proof porn. Their first release: Seasame Freak.
Well that's one way to earn a merit badge.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Well what do you expect? Elmo said "tickle me."
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
I like Sesame Street Gang Bang 2 better. More girl girl stuff.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Sesame Street sluts gang-bang on roofies, viagra, pcp and whiskey!!
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