Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
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Won't you take me down to Sodomy Street!!
Although he had lived his whole life on Sesame Street, when Ernie invited Big Bird to last Sunday's the pork roast he questioned whether he truly was up to date on the "street-lingo." We he arrived he knew he wasn't.
Poppy Street: sex, drugs and very gay!
Trust me, Tea-Bag Me Elmo is THE hot toy this Christmas!
Looks like the Suri Cruise birthday after-party was quite the event.
No wonder Oscar is afraid to leave his trash can.
Due to poor sales this fall of their signature product "Tickle Me Elmo," Tyco has introduced their newest toy "Gangbang Big Bird" in time for the holidays.
This is what the Mormons think will happen once the gays can wed. (oh, the children!)
everyone knows when you want something at Sesame Street you've gotta pay somebody.
The one episode where the guest was one of the puppets.
Guess which one's Kim Kardashian.
Where's Mr. Snuffleupagus? I guess the gang isn't into snuff films.
Hey bird, we don't need lube - we've always got fists up our asses.
You're right Burt & Ernie, Elmo does taste like Carpet Fresh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This should surprise no one; try entertaining children for that many years and see if you don't resort to orgies every once in awhile just to keep things 'spicy'.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Elmo's hoping his fur is hiding those "love blisters" from Wonky McValtrex.
Why Diddy and his parties with the "funny" brownies are banned from Sesame Street.
We're gonna need a Rug Doctor Specialist, some Febreeze Extra Strength, a Vacuum Cleaner, Paper Towels, Deck Cleaner and Hairball Remedy Ointment. Damn Sesame Fuck Hookers.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Led by Barney Frank, the Democrats in Congress order PBS to have more 'Gay-Friendly' programming in the hope to have kids accept their 'unique' lifestyle as today's voting population obviously hasn't and never will...
Altogether now: "Can you tell me how to get, how to get silicone lube off muppet fur?"
Today's photo brought to you by the letter "Wobbly H."
Who knew you could make a rotisserie meal for three out of Big Bird?
*Life's a bitch and so is my dog!*
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:41pm.
If you think this is bad, you should see what's going on in Oscar's garbage can.
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Ahahaha! LOL. Good one.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Um, this sooo ain't what Morris Day and The Time meant when they sang "Do the Bird."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:30pm.
Look at what Mr. Hooper taught me in the back of his store!
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Oh, Snap!
I vote for this one.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
elmo is playing the alphabet game-I'm looking for a word that has an A in it
So this is where Tom, Will and John snuck off to at the Scientology Halloween Bonanza...
Can you tell ME how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?????
what happens when sweet young boys join college fraternities.
Look at what Mr. Hooper taught me in the back of his store!
Dorothy imagines Elmo in his first gangbang
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<3Cuz Baby You Loves Built Like A Drug And I Don't Wanna Be Sober<3
BITCH!!!! IT'S ELMO'S WORLD AND U JUST LIVE IN IT!!!
Today's episode was brought to you by the letter X and the number 69
Today's show is brought to you by the letter E
<3Cuz Baby You Loves Built Like A Drug And I Don't Wanna Be Sober<3
Oooops, sorry tiredguy. I didn't read the posts before mine til now. Great minds and all that.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
After that night, Big Bird vowed never to drink again.
In an attempt for a ratings boost, Big Bird attempts to one-up the Muppets with a dose of the 'Double Pink Sock'
Just when you thought R. Kelly had given up his pedophile ways... He brings this Remix
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to #69 SexInMe Street?
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
A is for ass
B is for blowjob
C is for cock
D is for doggy style
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Who knew Big Bird was a power bottom
Roflmao Richard!
Kids, Sesame Street is brought to you today by the Number 69, the Letters of the Day: STD, the Word of the Day: Blowjob and the Spanish Word of the Day: Tirón del Círculo (translation: Circle Jerk).
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
This Tag team is better known as the Bert and Ernie Express.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Can "spew" tell me how to get to "Sexame Street"
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
I know it's a weird observation at time like this, but Elmo's got a hairlip?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
"Can you tell me how to fuck ... how to fuck on Sesame Street?"
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
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Hot Gifts for Christmas
2006 - Tickle Me Elmo
2007 - Chicken Dance Elmo
and for 2008 - Molest Me Elmo
Hop Scotch be crotch!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
when puppets go bad
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Truth be told....Big Bird just dropped a nickle...I mean it is recession...All hell broke loose.
Everyone is hilarious today...Good laughs!