Friday, November 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 13th!
Sex-A-Me Street - LOVEANDERSON
Runners-up:
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..." - bellgirl
Mattel introduces the Toss and Tickle My No-No Elmo - SCLizard
Big Bird, Bert and Ernie do what it takes to keep their contracts during the economic downturn. - jazzfish_77
Thanks Ambera
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Thanks! Oh wow that's awesome! I feel honored being on there with the rest of your funny asses! And thanks to everyone!
WOW!!! My first caption this submission :D Made my day!
Congrats to all...
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"The sanest days are mad"...morrissey
I like the new line of Thanksgiving Peeps!
Oh, too late?
CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS! *channeling my inner kanye*
the DUDE! abides...
HeeHeeHeeHeeHee! Good stuff clownz!! :o)
Congrats Bradi-LA♥, bellgirl, SCLizard and jazzfish_77! LMMFAO!! Feckin outstanding captions guys!!! :)
Oh, and angel-i? The answer is "teabagging." lol! ;)
HA ha ha ha!!!!!!!
You know its true!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOLO MAKES MOONSHINE SECKSY TIMES IN THE GARDEN OF PEPPER EATERS! BOSWALLA BANG BANG TIMES!!!
Thanks you guys!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Congratulations LoveAnderson and runners up!!! :)
LOVE ANDERSON YOU HOT HO DOWN SQUARE DANCER PANTS I WILL DOSIE DO YOUR SWEET KEISTER TILL THE COWS COME HOME LITTLE DARLIN.
KANYE WOULD BE FUCKING PROUD OF YOU SQUID BRAINZ!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CONGRATS LOVEANDERSON!!!♥
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
LMAO good job Love Anderson and everyone else :)
CONGRATS!
You go Bradi!!! *throwing confetti* Congrats to all the funny slutz!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
WOOHOO @ LOVEANDERSON!!!!!
Get them donuts!!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
OMG, My weekend...totally made!
Thanks HoBags!
bellgirl, SCLizard, jazz_fish77, YAAAY!
ImpertinentVixen, slut, you can call me whatever you want.
I feel like a champion, I'm having 2 donuts this morning!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
that's hilarious, LOVEANDERSON!
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
congrats bitches!! bradi!! woot woot!! ♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
No, Sluttsville! It will never be enough!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Come on, Pinky, we've got work to do.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
angel_i, isn't it enough that you won the beauty, talent, and congeniality portions of the DListed pageant, why are you trying to take the CT trophy from the rest of us loozers.
Congrats to all you funny sexame street ho's. ♥Bradi!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Wyle E on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:20am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:12am.
Let's go and get drunk!
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You and me, Wyle E! FTW!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:12am.
Let's go and get drunk! I was convinced that just this once... I was gonna at least get an honorable mention on the Bitch-Hoe-Slut-House competition.
But noooooooo.
I think this whole thing is fucking rigged!
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Congrats Loveanderson! I can't call you LA, can I?
What? It's not me!? I was gonna send my shit into CSI that shit was so good. WHAT THE FUCK?! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
Ok - not really. But you know I'm always hoping, right? It would be a lot easier if there weren't so many other (almostas)funny(asme) bitches on this site!
Congrats funny wieners!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Congrats LOVEANDERSON on that funny "Sex-A-Me Street" and congrats also to bellgirl, SCLizard, and jazzfish....funny stuff.
Yay LoveAnderson, you funnay hooker! Congrats. everyone.
Congratulations to all!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
oh can't wait to have this on TV. LOL
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Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
Congrats winners - WTG Bradiful!!
Mr. Hooper must be spinning in his grave...
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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
I SUCKED A DICK ~~~ AND I LIKED IT, THANK YOU ERNIE AND BERT FOR TELLING ME TO TRY IT!!! I HOPE MY GIRL FRIEND DON'T MIND IT!!
"B" is for Big Bird and Bert, boys and girls.
Can anyone else name what starts with the letter "B" in this photo.
Little Tommy ~ Yea teach ```` I see a Balcony with a Blow job and a Back door man thing going on. Where's my A+ for the day??, BITCH
No wonder Elmo has such a god~dam HIGH voice!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
The real reason Rosie O'Donnell loves that "tickle me Elmo" doll!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Go ahead and take Exit 69. Straight until you reach Happy Trail and take that short cut through Anal Alley... that'll take you right to-- pardon? SESAME street? Oh... my bad.
well, seasame street IS meant to be educational...
http://urban--pirate.blogspot.com/
Hey BERT !!! Now that we are "out" Let's show Big bird and Elmo how we really roll!!!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Sesame Street is brought to you by the rating X.
Despite a provocative ad campaign "Gang Bang Elmo" has proven significantly less popular than his cock tease "Tickle- Me" cousin.
What's the big deal? This was my favorite episode. It's the only one my uncle would let me watch. He always switched to this one when Mom left the room....
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
As Elmo went balls deep, Tweety swore that this was his last time partying with the Sesame crew.
Awww, even the pointy-mouthed guy can't find Elmo's dick.
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Now that is what I call an El Pollo Loco special
the DUDE! abides...
They're still 2 midgets and a clown away from being my happy place.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I bet Oscar's pissed he missed the party.
I bet Oscar's pissed he missed the party.
Goodness, One Bottom and Three Tops. What more could Anderson Cooper ask for?
Elmo~ Woah... Lil less beak, ya scratching me.
The next episode of Sesame Street will showcase the Eiffel Tower, without ever going to France.
"Hey, it's artistic! Well hell if Miley Cyrus can claim it..."
Bert and Ernie, we knew were gay. Now we know Elmo and Big Bird are too.