Thursday, November 13th 2008
It's True Love
Jodie Marsh is really taking this whole fauxmosexual thing seriously! England's crustiest meat pie "turned lesbian" last month and I figured she would be back on the dick faster than we could say "curdled vag jelly." Well, I guess this must be true love, because Jodie is still sharing her ass fleas with Nina.
The two lovewarts were out in London last night, being gross, kissing in cabs and making the street rats run for cover. Even Jacko's tattoo doesn't want to be a part of this fuckery!
Here's a few more of Pepé Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat gone wrong tramping around the streets.
Wenn
Jodie's tats suit her cheap and nasty, however I got to admit I am partial to Amy's.
Straight or pretend-gay, Jodie is a disgusting publicity whore.
I think her girlfriend is kinda hot. I'd go gay for a day to romp with her once.
i love the pic of them in front of 'fish works'
ok i guess today is a bad day? bc your posts are harder to read than usual. sometimes they are so disgusting that i resolve to not read anymore. you better watch it.
Ho-die does seem to be recoiling from Pepe. She's just too used to kissing peen to be into women. I think this is the last lesbian't photo stunt we will see from these two. Next week England's Fairest Rose will probably be pulling a train somewhere in London town..and I don't mean the Jubilee Line.
When you're drunk and high all the time, I'm sure another lesbian hag looks good eventually...that one DOES look like a skunk!
Your face!
Will trade sex for hair dun daily.
ewww g-ross.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:55pm.
True dat!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
In the words of Blanche Devereaux:
"Men just have so much more to offer... if you know what I mean"
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Ho buster #1!
Everytime I see Jodie I think of her dick nose and the wikipedia entry about her poor hygiene--
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Marsh
Personal life
It has been widely reported in British tabloids that Marsh has had a string of relationships with other celebrities including Fran Cosgrave, Calum Best, ex-Blazin' Squad singer and Celebrity Big Brother 2005 runner-up Kenzie.[19]
In December 2006, Marsh announced her engagement to Brentwood DJ David Doyle, after dating for eleven days.[20] Eschewing the traditional engagement ring, Marsh instead tattooed Doyle's full name on her hand and the couple appeared together in OK! magazine announcing their plan to marry in a fetish ceremony in a dungeon.[21] The relationship ended between late December and mid-January 2007 with Doyle blaming Marsh's constant drinking and poor personal hygiene.[22]
Since October 2008 Marsh has been dating a woman, known as Nina, a hairdresser.[23]In the November issue of the UK edition of Star (magazine) Marsh gave a full interview about their relationship and recreated the iconic Vanity Fair front cover depicting Cindy Crawford shaving K.D. Lang. When asked how she would label her sexually Marsh replied if she had to choose 'I would be bi'. [24]
nina is kind of a dog, jodie is trashy, but i still think she could have snagged someone way hotter than this nina person...usually two girls kissing is so sexy, there is something really off about the two of them...ick. jodie's body language during the kissing is giving me a back off kind of feeling.
These two people suck, and I don't give a fiddler's fuck!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I think they are hot,the butch is yummy.I would rather watch these two get it on than Ho and Ro.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Deb, it's 4) All of the above.
Her make-up is flawless, her skin glowing, and her tats are all spelled correctly. What's not to like?
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:39pm.
hahahahaa! try again fauxmos and this time try and get PAID!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
It never gets old and it always draws attention when two chicks go gay on each other.
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Aki Hoshino Gallery
I'm rather ambivalent that gay behavior among the straights has become so trendy. It's fun to watch, yet when it comes down to it, you're just not convincing. Acting like you're in a straight porn pseudo-lesbo scene doesn't make you gay. It just makes you unpaid for pseudo-lesbo behavior.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
after looking at those pics i need a fucking shower.
Scum.Bag.
Note to Paps. Please ignore the whore.
PS: I think I just caught an STD reading this post MK!
Jodie doesn't look like she really wanted to be kissed....
Nice t-shirt, love the colors in her g-friends hair, but MK do you mind dialing down the sick sexual imagery. I'm no prude but I have a weak stomach lol
Nina is ugly! Jodie is all trampy looking but she has a cute face. I'm sorry, but she could've done better.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:09pm.
OK, What is grossest?
1) These skeezers making out
2) Pregnant dude nursing
3) The Korean chick who injected salad oil into her face
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Definitely these two skeezers snogging. The other two options just make me hungry for a mayonaise sandwich for some reason....
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:58pm.
In all my years i have never seen lesbian skunks before.
Ive been chased by a reindeer, but never seen lesbian skunks.
Skunk smell, reminds me to order more weed sacks!
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YES! Lik you are driving down the highway and smell what you think is Hotness called Skunk Weed. So you use the Nose to sniff it out, but only to find out that it IS a Skunk riding shotgun on your tire.. Major let down times!!
but it was fun smelling it while you thought it was really some awesome weed you could maybe steal before Mr. Grow got back from lunch..
Am I the only one who thought it was perfect that they were in front of a place called "Fish Works"?
Jodie Marsh under the word oyster? I love it.
Gross. Just...gross.
IDK, but that chick on Jodie's arm/shoulder is totally Hot! I must get a tattoo like that on muh tongue!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:31pm.
And I you
[insert commas appropriately if necessary]
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
One thought comes to mind: HAZMAT suit.
can we buy the X rated Video I wanna see it
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:30pm.
HA HA HA HA HA A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG i love you!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love the Jacko tattoo in thumbnail 7.
It makes you wonder what these people must have gone through in their lives to make them look and act so strange.
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Bye! Good
Look here ratherfine, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth Can U relate?
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
ratherfine
I wanna tease you
please you
you already know
i wanna tweeze you
pluck you
i like my chicken fried though
I wanna wake it
bake it
with just the right ho
You is strange, that makes me HOT under my flea collar!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMAO@drama!♥♥♥
and I think that salad oil bitch beats them all
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Who are these skanks?
i wanna fuck u
u already know
i see u l;ookin at me
and i wanna blow ur ass
Holy BLECH!!!! *shivers of revulsion*
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
id rather just take a fat shit
but my asshole is just too small
i put my finger in there.
and i lick it
mt name is leonardo
I'm so pleased I don't know who either of these whores is. On another note, I won an entired category on "Jeopardy's" Teen Tournament, all thanks to MK & his delightful posts. Mr dq kept looking at me like I was nuts to know all the answers.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
UUUUuuuuughghgh...this post's like icewater on my face after the Kanye all-caps fest below :(
This skrank is hardcore heading for a meltdown I think.
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OBAMALOONIE
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:09pm.
Salad oil lady, definitely. But these skanks win the STD prize. *shudders*
Sassy ITA
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
OK, What is grossest?
1) These skeezers making out
2) Pregnant dude nursing
3) The Korean chick who injected salad oil into her face
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
ew that Nina woman is really just ugly