Pregnant Dude Is Knocked Up Again!
Thomas Beatie, the Pregnant dude, is once again a pregnant dude! Barbara Walters dropped this shit on "The View" today. He's one fertile trannydude. The no-uterus in body jumped when Babwa said it.
Thomas barely popped out a baby girl named Susan this past June. In an interview with Babwa airing tomorrow night on ABC, Thomas and his wife Nancy told her they are going to have their second kid this June!
Above is Barbara announcing it this morning and they also showed a few clips from her interview with Pregnant Dude. I need to take him shopping, because he needs to give that shirt back to the 90s boy band member he took it from.
BABIES!! BABIES!!! Shit, I think I'm the only bitch on the planet who isn't fucking knocked up. I better shove a Cabbage Patch Doll up my ass, so that I can give birth to it. That way I won't feel like I'm missing out.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:31pm.
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Yes we are and they're called Irish twins (children born within the same calendar year) ;)
the DUDE! abides...
LOLO YOU HOT BITCH
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm.
Ive been trying to knock up my boy friend for a couple of months now.
We thought maybe we had a little bebe on the way because he was getting moody, sick in the mornings, and a little bloated in the face.
It Turns out he is just an alcoholic.
And alcoholic with a real tender asshole cause i keep shoving a turkey baster up his butt when he passes out. It makes him moody.
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*blinks*
*dies laughing*
I FUCKIN KNEW IT! I'm going to watch the whole interview....cuz I'm lame.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
I am with the it's a woman thinking, but what I want to know how is it the other bitch can "nurse"??? Anyone know that?
And TITS it sure will be sad when they go, I get sad thinking about them not being there any more :(
LoLo: the keggerater is cranky!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm
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*laughing too hysterically to comment*
again? geez
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
This is ridiculous...someone needs to tell this slut that only women can have babies...so stop saying that you are man giving birth- lie tellers I say!
Ive been trying to knock up my boy friend for a couple of months now.
We thought maybe we had a little bebe on the way because he was getting moody, sick in the mornings, and a little bloated in the face.
It Turns out he is just an alcoholic.
And alcoholic with a real tender asshole cause i keep shoving a turkey baster up his butt when he passes out. It makes him moody.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
KD - if you aren't breastfeeding (which pregnant dude definetly is not) your cycle will start again as soon as 3 weeks after birth. You are able to get pregnant as soon as you start ovulating.
Shitney's kids are almost EXACTLY 1 year apart. I think there is a 2 day difference.
Shit, so now all it takes is a mastectomy and some upper lip shading to be considered a man? I better call my aunt Mary...
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I don't like you, but if I did, I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
get that man on the pill! :O
God not again. I am still trying to recover from the horror of being exposed to his armpit hair.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Many tears will be shed when those puppies are lifted out of their bed for the last time.
If the new owners had any brains they'd set up their own web cams and get some advertising dollars coming in.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
DUDE- we are on the same wave-length or something.
I didn't know it was possible to have a kid exactly 12 months a part. I guess possible but Definately not normal anyways. And people think a friend of mine is weird for having 3 kids all 17 months apart. I think that is how far apart britneys are too.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:22pm.
This is not a pregnant man. This is a breast-less pregnant woman who wants to be considered a man at her whim. If you want to be considered a man, quit getting pregnant and live like a man.
Attention whore, and whoring out her kids for more publicity.
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my sentiments exactly.
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maDalice: oregon is awesome & pretty inexpensive...my husband is from there originally.
SHE IS A SHE DAMMNIT!
There is no more "HE/SHE", SHE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by putas on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:24pm.
Maybe I'm jaded (or just see through their bullshit) but there must be money to be made!
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Unless we're talking mega-millions I don't think it's worth having to raise a kid for 18 years. In 12 years when you have a sullen kid and bills you'll regret it.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
We are in a recessin, sluts!
Let this shim get paid!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:22pm.
A fucking men. Talk about height of fucked up and selfish. She wants to pick and choose. Christ, it's ridiculous. I wonder if she has any mental conditions (with this driving need for attention, publicity etc..) I mean, that's pretty serious when you bring kids into the world. This is not normal stable behavior.
oh my god, that horrible voice! i am sorry, but if there's a uterus & vagina & no penis, you are a woman!!! lots of chicks have beards. i am happy for them, but all this hype is stupid.
Of course he/she should..he's not been in the news for a few months now & needs the money
I was wondering how these two are living in such a nice place, supporting themselves and having kids...but then I realized it's because of whoring out their story. Lame.
Maybe I'm jaded (or just see through their bullshit) but there must be money to be made! They pimped the first one so much, got a free nursery., free shit sent to them, interview fees, etc. Fuck that. I'm tired of the circus. And for anyone who wants to jump on my ass about them having a right to bla blah. this has nothing to do with that. I'm pretty fucking liberal and this is just greed. Has nothing to do with a former woman who became a man having a baby (rolling eyes)
Geez, give the turkey baster a rest, friction burns hurt!
the DUDE! abides...
Geesh, man, give yer poor Uterus a BREAK!
Pregnant dude is a lady. Men don't have va-jay-jays and uteruses. Bitch, please!
Yes this is all fine and good lady, just tell us how long you intend to breast feed your chillrens.
Oh wait....
Nurse!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I say pit pregnant dude's snatch against Angie's.
She may lose to shim!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
This is not a pregnant man. This is a breast-less pregnant woman who wants to be considered a man at her whim. If you want to be considered a man, quit getting pregnant and live like a man.
Attention whore, and whoring out her kids for more publicity.
I feel so barren.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
That headline with a pic of b walters? Jesus fuck!
I just completely woke up!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Oh whatever.
When she gives birth to PUPPEHS & KITTEHS & BUNNEHS, call me.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Flatsy!
I know! They will probably be weaned next week and gone in two weeks.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:13pm.
LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES!
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LESS BABIES MORE KITTIES!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
oh i totally forgot... potential lifetime movie deal.
Say what you will, but as long as he has a working snatch and uterus she is just a lesbian woman with a facial hair problem...not a dude. I don't think it can be deemed a real transsexual person yet.
"I better shove a Cabbage Patch Doll up my ass, so that I can give birth to it. That way I won't feel like I'm missing out."
OMFG MK! BWAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
*dies*
more babies = more books = more publicity = more money.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:13pm.
LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES!
Have you noticed how big they're getting?
They practically fill up the tote now.
And soon they will be gone. :(
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:16pm.
Fuck this. If this person wants to be considered a man he has to stop popping out babies! Attention-whore.
It's a woman with a beard. There, I said it!
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seriously!
Who gives a fuck about this media whore.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:13pm.
LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES
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less babies, more BENJI MADDEN!
ok, i know, i'm getting annoying... i just want him to come baaaccckkk. Maybe i should do the mop v/s Swiffer thing?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Fuck this. If this person wants to be considered a man he has to stop popping out babies! Attention-whore.
It's a woman with a beard. There, I said it!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
if you can carry a baby, you are a WOMAN.
sorry to break the news to you....
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
The first birth made me lose my bran!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
whyyyyyyyyy?
LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.