Pregnant Dude Is Knocked Up Again!
Thomas Beatie, the Pregnant dude, is once again a pregnant dude! Barbara Walters dropped this shit on "The View" today. He's one fertile trannydude. The no-uterus in body jumped when Babwa said it.
Thomas barely popped out a baby girl named Susan this past June. In an interview with Babwa airing tomorrow night on ABC, Thomas and his wife Nancy told her they are going to have their second kid this June!
Above is Barbara announcing it this morning and they also showed a few clips from her interview with Pregnant Dude. I need to take him shopping, because he needs to give that shirt back to the 90s boy band member he took it from.
BABIES!! BABIES!!! Shit, I think I'm the only bitch on the planet who isn't fucking knocked up. I better shove a Cabbage Patch Doll up my ass, so that I can give birth to it. That way I won't feel like I'm missing out.
Mediawhore! We got it, it was semi-interesting the first time. Now, not so much.
Why is this person famous? This is NOT a man...its a woman who has altered her body. Big friggin whoop. When you find a man that was actually born with a penis and he is actually knocked up, give me a call.
**You made a goddam vampire - pomeranian?!**
Who are you to judge this person? Yeah, it's pretty fucked up what she did, but it's not like you know these bitches. The way I see it their kids are going to grow up pretty fucked up, but at least they can provide a warm and loving home. It's better than getting beat down by some drunk asshole who didn't want kids in the first place.
That is no pregnant men! That is a chick on drugs that still has her uterus. Fuck I'm sick that she got 15 minutes of fame. Her poor kid is named Susan too, that is one fucking stupid name for a baby. His wife is fucking ugly too. That old hag gives me the creeps.
It's a WOMAN with a BEARD. Shit, I see five of them a day. Not newsworthy.
OffT: Okie and Lolo and the rest of you guys are cracking me the fuck up!
How many times do we have to hear this fucktard referred to as pregnant dude? It's a fucking woman on testosterone, or whatever the fuck it takes to look like a guy. It says right up front that it is doing this for the fame and money so what the fuck are you doing giving this piece of crap two seconds worth of page space. Let it go crap out another kid, who the fuck cares.
This THING is the biggest fucktard on planet earth! Yet it is allowed to breed and then become a celebutard for massive fucktards?? Give me a fucking break..... here is my question, what insurance company or private person is paying for this fucked up shit?? This is like fetus abuse. Then it turns into the kid who was born from a dude. Issues anyone?? Real nice fucktards!
Jesus Christ I am sick of this.
it's not A MAN!
MEN DO NOT HAVE UTERUS!
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_Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:05pm.
I know right?
Louis CK did a bit about how he thinks only cunts use Blue Tooth head sets and I didnt beleive him untill today.
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LoLo. That is total bullshit! Ms Cunt will need a firm talking to. Being ignored is very hurtful. Show her what it feels like to be hurt! I like to use pliers! Or I know that guy that used a ball peen hammer? memba him?? His hammer isn't busy.
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All this talk of tuna melts, I wish I had not gone for the chicken salad today for lunch!
Altho...getting pregnant a mere 4 months after giving birth is a little newsworthy if you ask me...
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KD, I sold my dick on Ebay along w/ some fingernail clippings that I said was dried up sperm. Some people, I knew would be weary of buying a dick (used dick) on Ebay, So I had to throw in something to show them it was real. I got biiiig bucks for it let me tell you.. And I used that money to buy a fake dick, that thankfully I can just strap on.. And I don't have to pee out of this dick or stick it into yucky dark holes! *shivers* lol
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:59pm.
Okie Im so pised off at my cunt right now.
That bitch got a blue tooth head set ad alltoday i thought she was talking to me, but she wasnt.
That cunt was on the phone this whole time with Time Warner Cable and i thought she was mad at ME.
She wasnt, thank god. I cant live with out her.
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This guy is acting a fool.Having babies for publicity is pathetic,give it a rest dude.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
okie- so what happened to yer dick? Smell yo dick. Smell yo dick.
Yes, TunaTown you are a disappointment to this, well actually My Cuntry.. right My Cunt! I am woman here me talk to my cunt!! And I'll pet on it too, But clue up,, Clue it up!!
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Submitted by Tunatown on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:49pm.
BITCHMOTHERFUCKERKKK, I AM YOUR FAAAAAAATHER!! Don't believe those wonky eyed bitches who may say otherwise! They just want to swallow my babies. They are delicious, right Okie?
See that right there? Youre not even TRYING.
Try saying it out loud before yout put the words to paper or pooter to see if it makes sense BEFORE you just put some random shit out there.
So are you posed to be Darth? Is okie Luke in this little sitch?
I dont get it.
Also thats not how you spell fucker, fucker.
Whats you problem anyho?
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haha Angel_i. That is funny stuff! *thinks about good times on SNL* no more!
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BITCHMOTHERFUCKERKKK, I AM YOUR FAAAAAAATHER!! Don't believe those wonky eyed bitches who may say otherwise! They just want to swallow my babies. They are delicious, right Okie?
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:45pm.
haha Missy.. I remember they would get so mad at Rob Shneider for doing that on SNL, he'd say that to everyone.. I've said "Makin Cop-pies" like 10 times out loud now.. "George georgea reeno, talkin on the phone.. Taking a nap, napa reeno!!" lol
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Ha! I did that! I was a receptionist and I used to do it all the time! LOL! I drove those fuckers crazy, man.
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Submitted by nocgirl on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:45pm.
What is so surprising about a woman having 2 back to back pregnancies?
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LOL! Shhhhhh...or else it won't be news!
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haha Missy.. I remember they would get so mad at Rob Shneider for doing that on SNL, he'd say that to everyone.. I've said "Makin Cop-pies" like 10 times out loud now.. "George georgea reeno, talkin on the phone.. Taking a nap, napa reeno!!" lol
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What is so surprising about a woman having 2 back to back pregnancies? This is not a man, but a woman. Completely ridiculous she was able to get legal recognition as a man considering she has had no surgery on her genitals.
okie oka-reeno!
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love making them copies!
It's not a real dude - can't be no due, if ya ain't got a dick.....hey, she/he should get the 'add-a-dick-to-me' surgery, complete with the nutsack twins below it, and then it'll be a pregnant MAN for sure!!
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Yeah, Making tuna melts.. Making copies.. Missyrissybingbang!! Lolomyyumyumcopy maker! Devilgirl making Copies!!
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Wait Missy, it taint cheetin if okie is our sister wife now is it. That just spreading the wealth!
Lets get it on!
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forvive me lolo
snifffffffff
i just wanna come home
sniffffffffffffff
i will make you a really good tuna melt for dinner
and ill make YOUR tuna melt AFTER dinner!!
MUAHAHAHAA!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
IM FUCKING COKING ON FAMOUS AMOS COOKIES!
AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA
Mel!
Gimmie a tuna patty melt
extra slaw
HOLD THE FUCKING PICKLE!
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hahah im my own audience today
err derr!!!
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I am really over protective of mybabydaddy Okie!
IM ONLY DOING IT FOR THE SAKE OF POOR LITTLE BITCHMOTHERFUCKERKK!
I mean GOD, hes just a BABY for chrissakes!
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Submitted by Tunatown on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:19pm.
Oklahoma, are you high?
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That's, like, a rhetorical question, right? ;p
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Wont you take me to
TUNA TOWN
Wont you take me to
TUNA TOWN
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guys, shhhhhhhhhh!
The people at JJ already think we are a bunch of drug addicts, alcoholics and mental patients....heehee
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lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
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Tunatown, I already had herpes before I met Okie. I couldn't afford the same clinic as Paris, I am not as affluent as you are!
Devilgirl.. Wait, Wait for it! BAM.. You are bunned in da oven! And I kind of soiled all over Tunatown. It was only a spoon full. And you did catch Herpes, apparently..
Missy, did I give you Herpes?? Oh dang! good thing I'm getting told all this, Shit!
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Oh crap, I just forgot how to read.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:23pm.
TunaTown.. Dang it. I was hoping to hide the fact that I have a enormously Small cock
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Me too, to prevent my cockring from falling off, I had to wrap yarn around it.
Haven't you been paying attention at Just Jolie??? The bitchs at Dlisted are ALL high!
We are all high here!
Fat jellus mom haters!
Boo!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
I had tuna for diner last night.
Great! my wife is cheating on me with a girl with a pencil dick! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD TOD RUNDGREN SAY!
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Some people are soooooo cranky today Okie! How is that dick of yours by the way? Can I see it sometime? I am jelluz, Missy has been knocked up 6 times!
Okie and Devilgirl sitting in a tree giving each other H_E_R_P_E_S!!!! Don't be so protective over your man, no one wants that disease. Maybe you will wind up in the same clinic as Paris and then you can be her new BFF. Partners in STD's! WOOT
yeah, DevilGirl is right.. I forgot that one too.. I am totally high. She's high, Missy's high, Tuna is high, that shit is like $1.09 at the fucking store.
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tunatown, okie may have pencil dick, but her supersperm got me knocked up 6 times!!! we named the kids shiloh, maddox, zahara, pax, knox and bitchmotherfuckerkkk
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I understood EVERYTHING Okie was talking about, because it was to me. Pay attention to shit directed at you and as a matter of fact WE ARE ALL HIGH!
FULL MOON TONIGHT BITCHES! BRING IT ON! MUAAAHAHAHHAA!
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