Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:16pm.
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That's a large leap of faith assuming I wasn't already at the window ;)
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:13pm
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I repeat...are you on crack? Because you don't know what the hell you are talking about. You are obviously deranged if you think Angie is not a man-stealing whore, and Brad is not a cheating bastard. Jen is the only one who has been above reproach in this mess, and if I were her, I would have screamed what pieces of shit they both were.
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:13pm.
TLDR.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:14pm.
OH NO FACTS FUCKING FACTS!!!!
Someone is FACT HOGGING!
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I got yer facts right here, hunny:)
At the lunch table, of course.
PS. Who's Noah? What's an Ark? Or is that, like, the name of his house?
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Dude!
You cannot come to the jama party!! We will be talking about boys and practicing kissing!
(you can however watch through the window.)
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
okay, talk of vince vaughn's peen being slobbered on is unacceptable.
however, i am totally okay with vivid descriptions of LoLo's turkey baster antics.
I do like Angelina, not going to lie. When everything originally happened I might have felt bad for Aniston. How many years down the road though? Bitch needs to move the hell on. If he was such a douchebag to cheat on her during the marriage and all that, she needs to get over him and focus her time and energy on something else. There is NO sense in mourning a douchebag. If she REALLY wanted to give them a kick in the balls, she'd move on and find someone else, get with them, and maybe have a kid, and live happily ever after.
She's the ex that calls you 5 years down the line drunk saying "But I still looooove you!!!" Ugh. She's a shitty actress and needs to go away with Knightley, Bosworth, and all the other useless actresses.
OMG CLEO!!! EAT A SAMMICH!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!! Get it?
WE DON'T CARE!
WE DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRE!
Fuck. I need bigger caps.
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OH NO FACTS FUCKING FACTS!!!!
Someone is FACT HOGGING!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"In July 2005, Pitt accompanied Jolie to Ethiopia,[101] where Jolie adopted her second child, a six-month-old girl named Zahara;[101] later Jolie indicated that she and Pitt made the decision to adopt the child together.[102] In December 2005, it was confirmed that Pitt was seeking to legally adopt Jolie's two (adopted) children as his own; per the legal requirements, classified advertisements in the Los Angeles paper Daily Commerce announced the name change request.[103] On January 19, 2006, a judge in California approved this request, and the children's legal surnames were formally changed to "Jolie-Pitt".[104]"
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:58pm.
Angie adopts them first. Then Brad adopts them. Thats how their last name becomes Jolie-PITT. Billy Bob wanted nothing to do with Maddox, I believe was a major reason they broke up.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:10pm.
Oakie -
Clarisse started a funny little rumour about you and Sheeps. It will all be discussed at Mrs K's jama party :)
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OH.. I'm totally lost on all of this, Its really busy at work & its hard to keep up sometimes. And I'm totally peeved that my husband tried to have sex w/ me this morning instead of last night. I mean WTF.. I have to leave for work in the morning.. But my earthquake crack wasn't doing anything last night, now was it?!? Jees! do I have to do everything???
what's up with that Cleo thing?
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:09pm.
Im adicted to laughing like that eight year old is addicted to her moms fucking titts.
Monkey Business!!!!!______________________________________________
OMG, LoLo, you HAD to go there, didn't you?
dammit. That was some sick fuckery.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:40pm.
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Are you on crack? Seriously? Angelina Jolie (your idol) JUST LAST MONTH told everyone in sight that she and Brad FELL IN LOVE on the set of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"...WHILE BRAD AND JEN WERE STILL MARRIED and Jen was completely in the dark.
Got it?
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FYI for those who actually care about, you know...FACTS:
Um, I hate to break it to you. But Jen was slobbering on Vince Vaughn peen when she was 'still married,' too.
See, there's new thing out - it's callled 'SEPARATION.' What happens is, two married people no longer stay together for 1000 years like in Noah's Ark times, nor are they stoned to death if they decide to split. They 'officially split,' and while they're divorce is filed and is being processed, they...and I know it's really really hard to believe, for those of you 700 club fans...they sometimes begin anew with others. Shhhhh. It's okay. Come on. cry it out.
So anyway, those of you saying that Brad and Angelina were f*cking while he was 'still married,' are being very very disingenuous. But it's okay, I know you're ugly, middleaged haters of beautiful girls so...I understand.
If you want to come correct on the other hand. You will recognize that Pitt and Aniston 'officially split,' in Jan of 2005, Brad and Angelina were rumored to have started their relationship that spring. The movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith filmed into the early spring.
What does that mean?
That means, when Angelina speaks of 'falling in love,' or when she actually said they started to believe they could maybe be more than friends towards 'the end of the shoot,' it was at a time when Brad Pitt had already been 'officially separated,' (joint press releases, and all) for several months.
I know. It's so much easier making things up and attacking the talented, beautiful people in the world who are actually making a difference and saving lives.
Long live the tanning chain smoking whining pathetic TV sit com hack who sucks the sh*t out of John Mayer after he dumps her in the streets 3x, but kicks Angie in the head for a benign 2 year old sentence.
Yeah, that's a WOMAN to be emulated!!
LMFAO Angel
*busting a move*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Actually, according to court records, Brat Pee-Pee has not adopted the kids. Mangie simply changed their names to Jolie-Pitt but no formal adoption has ever taken place in California.
*Fuck, there Momus goes with the damned facts screwing up everyone's blissful ignorance.*
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M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:06pm.
*peers over Bradi's shoulder*
*scribles down same answer*
- There is a pop quiz in Loonanese class later.
I'll be at angel's lunch table during study period for a cram session.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:06pm.
the kittehs say hello!
Bring some jell-o!
they say: "Come sit next to me you fine fellow"
I run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next,
Hey Bust a Move!
You want it - You got it!
You want it - BABAY you got it!
(I'm pretty sure I'm just high off the caffeine fumes by now cuz I been like this since I quite. Skeery!)
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My god, Pitt is a tool. If he was "thrown" by Aniston's comments I hope he's more thrown by his baby mama's constant spewing of personal and offensively, grotesquely media-baiting comments. You'd think he'd be more concerned with the uncoolness in the lack of privacy for his children due to his trampy ho's voracious need for attention at the expense of anyone.
Submitted by Jello on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:07pm.
Sick to my stomach.... Jen do NOT be afraid of these fuckers, most of the public is behind YOU
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Thats not true. I cant stand any of these attention WHORES!!!
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Oakie -
Clarisse started a funny little rumour about you and Sheeps. It will all be discussed at Mrs K's jama party :)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:07pm.
"and my dad will make his famous pulled pork BBQ sammiches!!!!
Dr. Pepper for everyone."
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That sounds so delicious! Garcon!
the DUDE! abides...
Brad DID legally adopt the kids.
Pax:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20179321,00.html
On adpoting Mad and Zahara:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1137595,00.html
Ok I am crying laughing at alll of the comments.
I think i have to work but you know fuck it, laughing feels to good.
Im adicted to laughing like that eight year old is addicted to her moms fucking titts.
Monkey Business!!!!!______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:00pm.
DUDE - is it pocket pool time already?
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Tis a conundrum, when is it not?
Must go to office to make money to keep wifey. Those who give in become homeless bums, and last time I checked into the lifestyle I didn't see too many of them gettin' any, but that is because they couldn't overcome temptation. Vicious circle I tell ya.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:07pm.
"... my dad will make his famous pulled pork BBQ sammiches!!!!"
Ummmmmmmm, is that Kosher, Mrs. K?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:04pm.
lizzeb - Brad has legally adopted Maddox, Pax and Zaharah.
Hence their last names being legally changed to Jolie-Pitt.
I thought she only asked to change their names? Oh well, to rephrase, Maddox is on his second dad at only 7 and I expect there will be a few more.
Edited for rubbish spelling.
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By the way - Jen totally backpedaled on Oprah!!!! FUCK!
She "loves what Brad and Angie do" and she "wishes them BOTH well"
Sick to my stomach.... Jen do NOT be afraid of these fuckers, most of the public is behind YOU
Jennifer is right...it WAS uncool.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:02pm.
O y'all DO care about me! *sigh* I guess you're right, Clarisse - he's a playa. But I thought *I* would be different, you know?
*blows nose, strokes kittehs*
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we will have a pajama party this weekend and gossip about him, 'K?
we'll play Twister and my dad will make his famous pulled pork BBQ sammiches!!!!
Dr. Pepper for everyone.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:55pm.
*runs into room sobbing!*
YOU BITCHES DON'T EVEN CARE DO YOU!?
FUCK YOU, OKIE!!!
*runs from room sobbing!*
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WTF is going on?? I have no clue seriously!
Do tell, and I'm sure I'll care!
Sheeps!
How Richard Speck of you!
angel_i,
It's those Dlisted boys! You think you are their Joanne Woodward, but you turn out to be just their Jennifer Aniston.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
*peers over Bradi's shoulder*
*scribles down same answer*
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:58pm.
Dear Brad,
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Oh. my. god. I don't know why, but that totally cracked me up. People are staring in at me thru my office door now. Thanks, 2Di4. It's been a shitty day, & I needed a laugh.
**edited to spell 2Di4's name right. sorry.**
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Angel_i
come come come! We gots plenty of drugz!
team don'tgiveafuck is da cool way to go!
the kittehs say hello!
Bring some jell-o!
hahah i think I had more coffee than Cleo did
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I could legally change my last name to Clooney if I wanted, it doesn't make me his wife. All that does is change the name - he did not legally adopt those kids. They changed their names (just like she changed Pax's name from Pham or quang or wahtever it was).
"How has no one called Angelina on her bullshit lie saying that she could "never" sleep with a married man?!"
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Jolie is no saint, but I think people are starting to wake up to the fact that she isn't the true villain in this. Brad should share some of the negative attention they receive too.
He's as guilty - if not more - than Jolie of crafting an image they try to sell the public. There are in fact many reports from media insiders that he's much more hands on when it comes to engineering this media circus.
There's no doubt in my mind now that he did make that phone call, heh! He probably thinks he really intimidated Jen. Doesn't he know that the old cat lady would just spill this story and get people on her side instead? Major miscalculation on this part.
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What we really need now is Jerry Springer - Celebrity Edition.
Brat PeePee is a spoiled baby who can't believe that the entire univers does not revolve around him and that some folks might actually dislike him and his conduct.
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:03pm.
*dramatic whisper*
Every time i look at chew!
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I totally felt that in my ear. LOL!
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lizzeb - Brad has legally adopted Maddox, Pax and Zaharah.
Hence their last names being legally changed to Jolie-Pitt.
angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:00pm.
Cribnotes:
I HATE JEN I LOVE ANGIE! I THINK EVERYONE IS CRAZY LIKE ME!
- *copies angel's notes*
So, let me see here, Cleo HATES Jen, Loves Skeletina and thinks The Brad is really Barack Obama?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:58pm.
Dear Brad,
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Oh. my. god. I don't know why, but that totally cracked me up. People are staring in at me thru my office door now. Thanks, 2D14. It's been a shitty day, & I needed a laugh.
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Me too. FUNNAY!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Mrs. K: Sleep with fishes? Isn't that hard without the air? jk
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that's the whole point, paisana...
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Miss Priss: Stroking pussies, stoking joints, and watching weird movies? THIS IS THE BEST CLUB EVAH!!
**couldn't be bothered!!**
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:59pm.
He is a lady killer!
Not true. As I explained to the judge, the student nurses were already there when I got to the cabin.
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Submitted by pleaseMe on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:00pm.
Im sorry!
Please forgive me
If I act a little strange
For I know not what i do
Feels like lightnin' runnin through my veins
Every time i look at chew
*dramatic whisper*
Every time i look at chew!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:59pm.
angel_i !
Don't cry! Sheeps like you too! He is a lady killer!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:57pm.
angel_i: come to the cool corner with Miss Priss and me! Not allergic to cats are you?
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O y'all DO care about me! *sigh* I guess you're right, Clarisse - he's a playa. But I thought *I* would be different, you know?
*blows nose, strokes kittehs*
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I'm with MK. Cheating was "uncool" and Angie is the one who keeps talking about it.