Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Snowy. Yeah, it was the winner of Flavor of Love (can't remember her name) Not the one w/ the Butt, but the other one, dared Toastey to french kiss his toe.. YUCK! *pees out eyes*
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Shit this thread has gone ballistic since I was last here. Mrs K - that site was very interesting, thanks for the link. Cleo do yourself a favour and check out www.ianundercover.com and see how your these obviously evidence-based "facts" (or in other words, what Brangelina's PR says) checks out. And if you think we're all "middle-aged hags" who hate young, beautiful girls then shall we do a little compare and contrast? You post your photo and I'll post mine and then we can see which of us is old/ugly/haggish whatever you fancy ok?
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:29pm.
whenever i read "scream at the ocean"
I get that god damn Toad The Wet Sprocket song stuck in my head and that makes me very upset because they playe that way toomuch on the radio.
I also had a boy friend at the time who showed up on my stpes without asking with flowers he picked from my moms own magnolia bush thingie and played that song on his guitar to me while my dad was behind the front door laughing at me.
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AHAHAHAHAHA...Man, I'm going to get fired if I don't stop coming on this website and laughing like a hyena everytime I read the shit you people say.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I am not middle aged or old, I just happen to not remember if I ate lunch yet or not... crap.
Sprocket.. *does lil dance in my all blacks* haha LoLo..
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okie: that just made me throw up in my butt a little bit, I did not know about Toasty and Real. wow totally gross.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:27pm.
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Oh, yer gonna love my Schwinn, it has a banana seat, but no sissy bar!
the DUDE! abides...
whenever i read "scream at the ocean"
I get that god damn Toad The Wet Sprocket song stuck in my head and that makes me very upset because they playe that way toomuch on the radio.
I also had a boy friend at the time who showed up on my stpes without asking with flowers he picked from my moms own magnolia bush thingie and played that song on his guitar to me while my dad was behind the front door laughing at me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcHB060NKYo
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Snowpiece.. OMG sucking on anyones toes!! Also, I think Toastey sucked on Real's toes when they was on I Love Money. it was RANK! like he had curled up toe hair, almost like a lil weave.
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Angel_i loves me now!! muahahahaaa.. I'm in bitches!!
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Two drink: Sorry, i didn't hear you, I had my head in the KFC bucket.....;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:26pm.
No Words... I officially dub thee Mrs. Clive Owen!
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Muah!
*tosses the bouquet*
Kittehs!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:19pm.
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Hey you! Back door heh heh heh heh heh heh
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*pushes Clarisse down the stairs*
*leans over railing*
*upskirt shows DUDE I'm going chonieless*
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:55pm.
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Cleo, no one reads this psycho babble you be spewing in its entirety. Instead of suckling on Angelinas rotted clit try going back to school!Also, look up the difinition of critical thinking because your chicken scratched shit is everwhere!!!
Momus!! LMAO.. oh fuck.. its hard to keep up w/ all their kids' names. Plus Vivienne isn't really that memorable.. She should be one of the older ladies on General Hospital or somethin! And Knox?? I went to a meeting in KNOXville yesterday.. Sucked! That's why I pack pills 24/7.. muah!
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TEAM PUPPEHS & KITTEHS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
okie: I miss him, I totally forgot he used to email me until I read that post, hahahahahahahahah
Sucking on NY's toes, ewwwww can you imagine kissing him!?!?!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Okie! I love you again! I hate Sheeps now.
I'll see y'all at the sleepover.
Someone wants to give me money!
That's right bitches - MONEY FOR ME!
YAY!
@Cleo: C U Next Tuesday!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Team No No Hole!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Is L.A. back under the name Cleo? It looks that way. If not, they are soul mates.
No Words... I officially dub thee Mrs. Clive Owen!
PS: Don't Jen and Angie have better things to do than fight over this stale piece of toast? Brad Pitt is nothing to fight over...he has no personality and he's not even THAT hot.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Snowpiece - stop being a jeluz h8ter and scream at the ocean. We are old middle-aged hags! According to Cleo, who is the pinnacle of sanity.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Snowpiece. Well that explains it all.. I wonder if she knows the Entertainer, too??? lol.. I seen that post of yours. Good Times!!!
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OMG PRAISE THE JOLI-PITTS!
BAMPSZKV FOREVAH!!! WORSHIP THE FAMILY, WORSHIP PAGANS!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Why does it always come down to "you're all fat, ugly, haterz of beaut..." fuck that. yeah like Im jelly of hemorrhoid lips and her veiny anatomy
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Is it time to pull out the mom jeans and clean out my minivan???
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:23pm.
who the fuck is Vivienne??
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Vivienne is one the Twin Messiahs ... her brother is Knox. They are the biological offspring of Brat and Mangie.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:19pm.
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Hey you! Back door heh heh heh heh heh heh
the DUDE! abides...
okie: she's part of Dharma
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
angelina is the cunt in all of this, truly she is. does anyone fucking care how many times a day they have sex? the exact moment they concieved? When they fell in love? shes a raging cunt to take every fucking chance to rub it in Jennfier anistons AND the general public's face that she has the most perfect life in the world and there is nothing anyone can do about it. just shut the fuck up already, no one fucking cares! Talk about something else you dumb cunt. shes so contrived it makes me sick.
BTW, can someone please post the vintage Brad Pitt penis pics from Playgirl? I need to see what all the hub-bub is all about.
Ok, this is my prediction: Angelina is fucking crazy and it'll all come to a head in a few years time. If Nicole kidman and tom cruise couldnt make it, then by god, neither can Brangelina!!!! Lets call Silvia Brown and see what she says.
TEAM KOOL-AIDE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
who the fuck is Vivienne??
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OMG look at this loon, she writes books everytime!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:19pm.
Jennifer needs to shut her giant desperate chin, angie her troutlips, and brad his bloated mug. They are all talentless attention whores.
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PRAISE CHEETOS to that sentiment.
I still say that with that MexiStash his mouth looks like a vagina! But hey, that's not all bad!!
Submitted by Jello on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:07pm.
By the way - Jen totally backpedaled on Oprah!!!! FUCK!
She "loves what Brad and Angie do" and she "wishes them BOTH well"
Sick to my stomach.... Jen do NOT be afraid of these fuckers, most of the public is behind YOU
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Hahahahahaha. Look, this is Jennifer Aniston we're talking about. Shiloh could beat that bitch down and hogtie her with her pampers...and she could do it with her eyes closed, then she'd make Vivienne pee on her head...except now that Maniston is into water sports courtesy of Mayer she might like it. But really, just what did you expect? Any bitch getting pizzled and shat on by John Gayer on a regular basis, who comes crawling back to the Perezzle lover on all fours begging him to at LEAST please please PLEASE stay until the Dog movie promos run their course, is not gonna stand their ground against Angelina Jolie. Come on. Are you an alocholic on indigent aid, like Aniston's Mom. Snap out of it.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
By the way....anyone want to place bets that Owen Wilson is on Suicide Watch after this broads shameless self-promotion on the Brangelina coattails, for HIS movie.
This is actually pathetically hilarious.
I have a few comments regarding a few posts:
Missy: your comment about a loon's mind having no bounds, hilarious.
Cleo: Angelina, don't you have a million kids to take care of and/or adopt instead of posting on dlisted? Also, if you ever saying anything bad about MK, I'll cut off your tits, kind of like how you cut off Brad's balls.
Comments dissing kool-aid: Hey, kool-aid might be toxic waste, but it tastes delicious! Lay off the big red pitcher who's brought delicious refreshment to children everywhere!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
"But it's okay, I know you're ugly, middleaged haters of beautiful girls so...I understand"
OH SHIT! that's it! fuck me I'm a JELLIS H8TER! and I'm fat too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
*jumps into thread*
HEY! What's this I hear 'bout a party and a list and stuff??
angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:16pm
DAMN IT!
*erasing notes*
I thought Noah was Jonas Brother that was dating Cameron Diaz.
This thread is hilarious.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey fuckwad - even when you are seperated you are still LEGALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not until the divorce is finalized is the marriage legally OVER.
DUDE!
And it is a larger leap of faith to assume I wouldn't sneak you in the back door!
Momus,
...and if she doesn't want to take them orally...
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You know, I don't think a name change constitutes an adoption. I think Angie is the sole adoptive parent of the kids. I think they just changed their names to Jolie-Pitt, just like I am petitioning the court to change mine to Mrs. Clive Owen.
Calling yourself a rose doesn't make it so.
Jennifer needs to shut her giant desperate chin, angie her troutlips, and brad his bloated mug. They are all talentless attention whores. And given the number of comments on this post, their schtick continues to work!
Even if vogue prodded her, Jennifer had the chance to stay above it all by not commenting on the affair. Instead, she chose to sink to their level and continue to look desperate.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:13pm.
Haha! funny. those damn men! it's always about THEM. lol :)
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Submitted by anonymous7643:
not really, everyone's just playing with an escaped loon.
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Yo Yo Yo
wassup bitches, wassup hos
tell the Cleo we don't give a fuck
Brangelina can suck on my no no hole
and Aninston's right she should shut the fuck up
YO!
god I'm awful
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Some folks need to see Nurse Ratchet and get some meds. Stat.
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Cleo, your brain is on it's period.
I am shoving a tampon in you ear, it seems to be bleeding profusely.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mrs Kravitz!
Cross Cleo off the list! She is bogarting the facts! No fun!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.