Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by lara on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:00pm.
anyone can enlighten me a little?
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I have been asking the same question for the past year.
There's no explanation for pure unadulterated looniness.
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OMG i just saw the Cleo post. i think that just answered my question. these people are seriously crazy.
Farrah,
I haven't read a word that crazy Cleo has written all post =) I figure she has enough voices in her head.
Mrs K.,
My luv for you grows stronger every day!
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Personally, I've never found Brad Pitt attractive. Pitty too pretty for moi palate. And he's not aging well either, neat. Looks like he hasn't had a nights sleep since his last fuck.
Keep up the good work Bradley, you're gonna need the cash.
Na nana na naaaaaaaaaa!
salem that article is hilarious
what a funny little subculture in these interwebs :)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:58pm.
Farrah!
Oh yeah!
Josephus Havenith (Age 45)
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holy shit!
and yes, i will look at EVERY pic. Beats the shit out of reading Cleo's rants to herself...
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Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:57pm.
Ahahahaha! Come on. You can't be this f*cking stupid, you just can't. LOLOL
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No we can't...but you obviously can.
Have a good day.
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You look marvelous
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I just wanted to post this again (scroll to #6).
http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-most-obnoxious-internet-commenter...
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Submitted by lara on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:00pm.
anyone can enlighten me a little?
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I have been asking the same question for the past year.
There's no explanation for pure unadulterated looniness.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Michael K - Love the True Blood references. Keep your eye on Eric. He is the Vamp to watch. Once shit goes down with Bill and Snookie, Eric moves in. He is a Viking vampire. That is way cooler than a Civil War vampire.
Seems like the train is starting to derail.
i have never in my life seen anything like this. i don't understand these brangeloons. why the hell would you be such an angelina lover and such a vicious hater of jennifer??? why would these people defend so much THE OTHER WOMAN???? do they react the same in real life???? if one of their friends is cheated on by their husband they hate her and love the mistress? This is the biggest mystery to me since i started reading these blogs. anyone can enlighten me a little?
ACID TIMES!
IT DOES A BODY GOOD!
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fugpitt's moustache is awful. he looks like he has cold, clammy hands.
Farrah!
Oh yeah!
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You know....I remember when Fishyth Paltrow came out post Brad's split with Maniston, and told them both in the press -- that 'you wouldn't be getting all this press and grief about your personal life, if you had just shut it.'
Then Fishyth went on to talk about her time with Brad for two pages, similar to what she did on the eve on Maniston's wedding. Hahahaha, the stupid evil c*nt. Maniston, sad weakling that she is, then went on to kiss Paltrow's ass, and say, 'oh she's right, she's so right,' (this is the same woman - Paltrow, that haunted Aniston during her buddy rebound marriage to Pitt...what a weak twat she is, LOL )
Now, I see Aniston's turned on a dime and is not only talking about Pitt (after refusing to say his name for 3 years, now she's pretending there was no beef...hahahaha..she's such a LIAR. lol), but she's talking about everyone she's dated!! Poor Fishyth paltrow's edict is not being followed by her former love rival (well, not really) and minion the TV hag.
It seems now Maniston is following Jolie's lead herself, and just putting it out there. Or maybe she just figures after John Gayer put her humiliation all in the street, what the hell!
But anyway...my point is...Maniston was always talking about Brad too -- she'd go on an on about how he's so wonderful, he's so kind, he's this, he's that, when they were having kids (splutter!! guffaw!!)...and NO ONE ever had a problem with her waxing lyrical...hmmm..why is that??
SIMPLE. Other homely women LUUUUUV'd it when their fellow fug talked about her handsome movie star God,....all those yummy sentiments are better tolerated from women we don't envy, AREN'T THEY hags?? LOL
Really. Is there not one person here, who didn't say, GEE...what's he doing with HER?? Come on. We all did.
Point is, I have no problem with any woman (or man) extolling their partner's virtues, or saying they are happy. I didn't mind Jen saying it, I didn't mind Fishyth saying it, I didn't mind Reese saying it about Ryan...I mean what do I care?? Have at! What I especially don't mind is when it's Brad & Angelina. I mean if you're gonna listen to sappy shit, why not make it sappy shit from two of the hottest bitches on the planet.
I don't particularly want to hear about Hef and Holly...or Ne-yo and the stripper he's humping this week...but Brangelina? That's perfectly fine. It's hot, and I have no probs with that.
The same way no one has had any problems driving Mr & Mrs Smith to a half BILLION in ticket sales...and still counting. Protesting about Brad & Angelina is like protesting about their sex tape if one existed...you lying motherf*ckers KNOW you would strip down, oil up, and be planted in front of wheverever it was playing wacking off, just like your posting like RABID FIENDS NOW. Would you dumbasses be here if this thread was INSTEAD entitled, 'Tate Donovan Thinks What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool?'. Hellzzz NO. SO STOP LYING.
Besides, if Angelina didn't say how happy she was, someone else would say the opposite for her. I read her interviews, so I'm aware of them in their ENTIRETY, you jealous hags are NOT...she goes into detail about many other things in her interviews (films, cast, director, her UN work, etc), it's only the stupid blogs and craploids that decide to run the one sentence at the end of a 15 minute interview where she is invariably asked about 'more kids,' or 'marriage,' or 'Brad.'
They do it, because they KNOW that's what YOU assholes want to read. WAKE UP! Hahaha.
They run the two line sentence about when she got pregnant because you dumb motherfu*ckers buy that sh*t and eat it up like mentos.
Look at this post! 5 seconds after I posted what I did, I got 50 f**king responses. 50!!! 50 FOOLS!! Ahahahaha! Come on. You can't be this f*cking stupid, you just can't. LOLOL
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:42pm.
Cowbell takes me to my happy place!
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Modesto?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:50pm.
Farrah/DQ,
Hopefully he doesn't get cooked in the bathtub like that one guy!!! Ew!
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whaaaaatt??? where? who? wtf???
*real shock face!*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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the puppies woke up my dog. she's looking around the kitchen.
manistons evil plan worked, they are now "Brangeliston".
they are all so uncool.
OMG the one puppy is trying to kill its brother!
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Despite the fact that I am married to a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Nordic man, I really find dark-haired men more attractive. Brad Pitt is really nothing to write home about.
Brangelina have nerve trying to pin this latest media hullaballoo on Jen. Angie opened this wound by referring to a time when Brad was still married to JA as the time the two of THEM fell in love in a public magazine interview. WHO hasn't moved on?
Farrah/DQ,
Hopefully he doesn't get cooked in the bathtub like that one guy!!! Ew!
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Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:42pm.
Cowbell takes me to my happy place!
the DUDE! abides...
==>Good party here last nite eh Dude! Fuck did we rock or WHAT?????? Hehe, we rocked what Rolling Stone forgot.
Farrah: That was my 1st thought too. I wonder what gruesome way he'll die.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:35pm.
guys! look what else I found on Keane's link:
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SHOCKER!!
*fake shock face*
that guy's gonna end up "swimming with the fishies"
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Cowbell takes me to my happy place!
the DUDE! abides...
There's loads of interesting stuff on it - like how Simon Cowell has been dating a Hollywood male for 3 years, thats why I was away so long - its fascinating. All about how Jack Nicholson, Paul Newman, Marlon Brando etc like sex with men. How ANgelina used to hire female tattooed masculine-looking hookers - fascinating!
Thanks, Green is Good! I love how the puppeh in the upper right went down to lay on top of the guys in the lower left. His butt is totally in the bottom puppeh's face. Good stuff!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh the puppies! We are going to be a mean bunch of bitches when those puppies go to their new homes!!!
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The uncoolest thing is Brad's mustache. I feel like throwing up every time I see. It's so pathetic that Jangie can't stop fighting over his skanky mustachioed arse.
Snowy - send that link to MK! STAT!!!!
And how exactly did the Chicago Sun Times get ahold of that phone call? I doubt it happened, really. Sounds like total BS.
CLEO, you need some COWBELL!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOHY7Z5eaQ
Angie needs to retire from acting in order to raise her army of children!
Besides the fact she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag for roles other than bisexual, crazy, drug addict.
yes!!!! puppies!!!!
puppies=love for all mankind. even angelina and kanye and cleo. ok no, not cleo. puppies bite cleo on tits.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:34pm.
It's about all thing Bradjenangelina.
Brad should have joined that fundamentalist Mormon group in Texas. Then he could have married both women.
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ubmitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:34pm.
Let's take a break. Puppies at http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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Thanks Momus!!! I lurv the pups!
Well its the final item but still national news on our first channel - when the hell has her retiring from her non-career been newsworthy? Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flings booger*
*adjusts boobies back into bra*
I'm hungry.
guys! look what else I found on Keane's link:
http://ianundercover.com/blog/2008/11/11/iuc-exclusive-this-longtime-sci...
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Geez eight pages of comments already?
Do any of the comments mention that the husband stuck his willy in another woman, or is it all about the supposed girl fights?
I must say that man is certainly coming out of this smelling like a rose as all the attention is diverted elsewhere.
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keane - if thats the headline on BBC, the world has gone mad.
HOLD ME!
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Let's take a break. Puppies at http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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And seriously has the world gone mad? The evening news had just come on and the final item on the UK national news on BBC1 is that Angelina Jolie is to retire from acting!!!! Apart from reaching for my revolver to shoot myself my only thought is - when did she ever start?
KD.. that's ok.. I'm a bit young, and not too old, And I forget sometimes If I have taken my meds. But I say if you're not sure if you have ate.. Then Eat again! That's what I do w/ my meds.. The more the merrier!!
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Yes, she sounds like a teenaged sunday school teacher that is trying to keep it real.
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:30pm.
Sprocket.. *does lil dance in my all blacks* haha LoLo..
Come with me now. Do you want to touch my monkey?
HA HA HA!
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wait, what are you guys talking about?
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