Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Most people are Middle America and had never tried lesbian razor sex then bragged about it to various magazine reporters like its an every day occurance. And for someone who's a self proclaimed self harmer where are all Angelina's scars from those dark days?
I know a former self harmer and her arms have visible scars. That's a pretty typical place to harm yourself.
Well answer me you damn Brangeloonies!
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These threads are so fucking funny....the fights they bring out, over people we DON'T KNOW.
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She just garners sympathy because middle America, as apparent on this board, isn't threatened by her beauty (she is quite plain).
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:31pm.
I'm watching too, I think she looks great. LOVE the hair!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:00pm.
-"Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:48pm."
And women who put their careers first aren't bad wives,unless they have kids. So you want women to be little quiet sheeps who obey their husband's orders and not have a job or dreams?. Damn! talk about being backwards. Women should think for/by themselves and make choices for/by themselves too.
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Did I say that women have to be sheep or not have a career? No, but when you insist on thinking for/by yourself, then you should never have signed up for marriage. As cliched as it sounds, it's a partnership and, to me, it requires some compromises in order to be successful. There is nothing backwards about that. Sometimes, the compromise might require scaling back on the career, and if you are both committed to each other and starting a family together, there is certainly nothing wrong with that. But let's leave this discussion for another day.
Ooo...sexy times up in the Brangelina thread!
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Looking at Aniston on Oprah. If that's a hag then...shit
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You sure can looney tunes but from a bitch like you aint a soul gonna read it.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:48pm.
Never marry an overgrown frat boy who is better lookin' than you.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:17pm.
Bunny Rabbit, In what part of your wretched brain is jolie in the right about any of it and by all means write another epic please.
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I'll write however long I please. It's a free country, bitch and their ain't no character limits here, so STFU.
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You didn't answer the question, Bunny Rabbit. How in the hell is Jolie right in ANY of this?
"Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses."
MK - you said it all!
Here is the middle of my ass.
Lick it!
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"She just garners sympathy because middle America, as apparent on this board, isn't threatened by her beauty (she is quite plain)"
Well, I only know from Middle Earth and this middle finger just for BunnyRabbid.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Brad is the pathetic one, suddenly pretending he gives two shits about third world countries when we all know he doesn't. Living life like some smelly boho when he's just the over the hill stud from Thelma & Louise and a glorified sperm donor.
Teeny weeny Bradley peeny serves his guest his dick cheese and crackers that's why his only friend is George Clooney.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:17pm.
Bunny Rabbit, In what part of your wretched brain is jolie in the right about any of it and by all means write another epic please.
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I'll write however long I please. It's a free country, bitch and their ain't no character limits here, so STFU.
Bradi,
We best double the foil for these nutters!
BRANGIE RULES! JENNIFER SUCKS!! YOU'RE NOT SITTING AT THE COOL TABLE!! NO! this IS THE COOL TABLE!! NO!
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who the fuck you calling middle America?
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WHY dont you loons just just audition for American Idol already?
shit fuckers
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Jen is so pathetic!
OMG I can't that outta my head. I can hear the whine from here. Jen is so paTHEtic!
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redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:17pm
and some charts and graphs and a powerpoint presentation.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
So which of you loonies are Jill and Jenfraud from JJ?
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Bunny Rabbit, In what part of your wretched brain is jolie in the right about any of it and by all means write another epic please.
Clarisse:
Iz got mah tin foil hat on.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by littlelisa4444 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:11pm.
Jen is so pathetic! This is clearly for publicity as she has 2 movies coming out soon
So does that bat shit bitch wiff all dem babies mmmm hmmmmmn
I like dem french fried babies mmmm hmmmmmm
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Well I see the Just Jared trash have escaped from their padded cells and invaded this thread.
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Uh oh, school's out.
Let the poster licking begin.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jen is so pathetic! This is clearly for publicity as she has 2 movies coming out soon. L-A-M-E. I hope Maddox gets the chance to bitch slap her one day soon.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:48pm.
Agreed! I'm so tired of ALL these hoes, it's not even funny. Although I'm even more tired of arguing about them.
Good thing Angelina is retiring somewhat to raise her kids.
This way we can stop hearing about the Jenn/Brad/Angelina triangle ALL THE DAMN TIME!
LMAO @ Otter Pop...Angie Ho..a recovering whore..lmao...Oh Gawd! I love this place..snort!
All three of them are uncool and need to get over themselves and move on.Aniston will write a book soon and spill all kinds of shit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bunny Rabbit thats all well and good if you can find someone who fits the bill and obviously Jen hasn't been able to. This is not HER fault. I don't know about you but I don't go out shopping for someone to fall in love with to order, you either feel something or you don't, you can't MAKE it happen. The whole argument that Jen should have gone out and got herself a replacement and got over it is totally bogus. Its not like shopping for a new outfit. You gotta wait until it happens - its something you have no control over. I'd much rather Jen stayed single and remained true to herself than do what Nicole Kidman did and shack up with the nearest hot looking dude who showed any interest, regardless of his lack of marrying credentials (drug and alcohol addiction, shagging around etc) and get a wedding in before her ex did. Someone like Nicole Kidman lacks all integrity to me as her life choices are based first and foremost on what people think of her. Give me Jen any day who has risked looking desperate and left on the shelf in the media to hold out for someone she might actually have feelings for. And yes she obviously hasn't found it yet but at least she's looking!
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I don't get the point of calling Aniston "whinny" when she has kept almost quiet about her breakup with Pitt for 3 or 4 years. Why are some people always hitting her in the head for this if it is Jolie the one who is ALWAYS telling every private shit she can come up with to magazines?. Isn't this unjust?.
And women who put their careers first aren't bad wives,unless they have kids. So you want women to be little quiet sheeps who obey their husband's orders and not have a job or dreams?. Damn! talk about being backwards. Women should think for/by themselves and make choices for/by themselves too. We aren't pliable little people, we have the right to think and act according to what we want. And can we just quit the "Aniston is homely, than's why Pitt left her" bullshit. She is not beautiful, yet Pitt married her. Remember?. Also, implying that we feel threatened by Jolie's "beauty" is so shallow.
Anyway, my 2 cents.
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Jen could have really come out and raised a ruckus when it initially happened but she didn't. Angie is nothing but a recovering whore. It's only a matter of time before she has a relapse.
Hags are a drag, and their mouths they should gag. And faces should be bagged, for they are tagged in a jag and soon careers have jet-lag. Wouldn't wanna shag, doesn't make my tail wag, let 'em do a fag, I hope their tits do sag, when I see them in a mag.
I didn't mean to nag, but they are all just skags!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:48pm.
a fresh take on this shit show and I like it!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:17pm.
Pimpcessa - I agree.
The W magazine photo shoot they did while still denying they were fucking? Totally disrespectful.
I think Jennifer has handled herself and the situation very well, especially by not talking about it every chance she got
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Agree 110% !! The W magazine shoot while he was separated from Jen was a disgusting insult to his relationship and marriage with that girl. They were broken up a matter of weeks when those two decided to flaunt the make believe family on the pages of a magazine. SELFISH FUCKERS deserve worse than what she said in Vogue!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm.
Why does Jen look bad in the media while this loose crotched whore gets called a saint. Where is Lauran Dern's story? Oh how that would be so delicious!!
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Interesting that you bring up Laura Dern. Let's compare her to Maniston for a second.
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Hey Brad being the only person who wasn't the victim or the evil homewrecking male stealing cunt in all of this... I say shut the fuck up and leave Jen alone. What she said wasn't that terrible or spiteful and she still said nice things about you.
You're a stinky idoitic tool who allowed a child to lure you way from your marriage and into the arms of a big lipped psychotic knife loving freak with control issues. From now your free pass is over.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm.
Why does Jen look bad in the media while this loose crotched whore gets called a saint. Where is Lauran Dern's story? Oh how that would be so delicious!!
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Interesting that you bring up Laura Dern. Let's compare her to Maniston for a second. She lost BBT to Jolie in 2000. What does Miss Dern do? Does she incessantly moan and cry to the media about "I'm fine BUT pity me please!" OR does she hook up with an incredibly hot, thoroughly shaggable musician (Ben Harper), get married and have his babies? Hmmm, I believe she did the latter. And she's way better off for it. I have never heard her even mention Ho-lie or her cheatin' man. That is the way to handle it. All Maniston has done is perpetually ruin perfectly good interviews with a whiny snippet thrown in about her ex. Her idea of true love today is being boned in the poopchute by the most disgusting douche out there, ten years her junior who will NEVER settle down with her. Frankly, I'm sick of Maniston more than I am of Shitt and Ho-lie. Manny needs to see her therapist more often and she really does need to move on, because it's obvious she hasn't. Slyly enough, Ho-lie only admitted to "falling in love" with Shitt on the MMS set. She never said she screwed him then--really, no one has proof she did and it isn't a crime to "fall in love." Married people get crushes all the time--it's whether they act on it or not that determines their fidelity. And truth be told, it takes two to fuck up a marriage, and I suspect that Maniston was probably not the best wife ever. She just garners sympathy because middle America, as apparent on this board, isn't threatened by her beauty (she is quite plain). I do feel bad that her man cheated on her, but she never came across as someone who put her marriage to the cornfed Pitt first. Her career came first and most husbands hate that. The biggest lesson to her: Never marry an overgrown frat boy who is better lookin' than you. That's always trouble, honey. Look at John Mayer and please apply above message accordingly.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:12pm.
sandbitch.. you know what that reminded me of.. i saw on jj some ass was posting over an dover and over that angie ho's 2008 movies grossed over $1B
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And she would have received a fair chunk o $ I'm sure. But gotta know the Pitt Jolie household would churn/churned through money like nobodies business, yeah?
I, for one, won't be donating money to the Jolie Pitt 1st Class Family Charity by watching Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie in anything.
Ooooh look, Angelina Jolie's dick/sperm/piece is dressed up like, a soldier, or whatever. Nah. He's dick-casted himself. I hope he has billions tucked away for a rainy day.
Screw you Pitt!!! He should've defended Jen's honor when she was being humiliated by the actions of him and his skank mistress! Instead he stuck his head in a hole for 3 years and let his tramp off the leash to diss Jen left and right. Of course (Jolie) never had the balls to actually use Jen's name in a conversation but she blatantly carried on this lie about the affair for 4 years! Why shouldn't Jen respond to the diarrhea that flows from Jolie's fish lips?
If Brad is honestly calling Jen and bitching her out for this interview, I'd tell him to watch his step because the "tell all" will be coming out next. He better tread carefully. Jolie was thrown for a loop with Jen's reaction? OH PLEASE. She had to have known that the other shoe was about to drop. You can't seduce a married man, take him and then flaunt him without someone calling you out on that shit!
Submitted by Keane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:29pm.
Well - I would prefer something like ho, trash, tart etc, something that actually has a meaning other than she is not pretty enough therefore she is to be trashed - know what I mean? Its all very well calling her a tramp or whatever, but I hate hag - hag is what people call someone when they actually can't think of anything bad to say about them so have to resort to criticizing their looks. WIth people like Paris there's plenty of other ammunition. You can't even argue against hag - its just a stupid insult with absolutely no basis whatsoever. I'm not a fan!
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I tend to use hag based on personality. If someone had a nasty personality, I'd call them a hag regardless of what they looked like. E.g., I think Katherine Heigel is purty, but I called her a hag the other day because she opens her pie hole to bite the hand that feeds her and spouts other BS all the time, ugrateful bitch. I stand by my assessment of her as a hag. On the other hand, I think Jen is kinda sorta a butter face, but I'd never call her a hag because she hasn't acted enough like an asshole to deserve it. I'm sure there are some fugs that I wouldn't call a hag. I think Bette Midler is fug, but I like her, she's talented, funny and I'd never call her a hag unless she acted like one.
I guess a lot of people don't use the term based on personality, and yeah, just basing it on looks or age ain't right, but that's not how I roll, so excuse my beauty, but I'm a fan of the word 'hag' in terms of how I use it. And therefore, Paris is a hag.
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