Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Bo, if the chemistry between Angie and Brad was like lightning, then it wouldn't have mattered whether Jen was pregnant, or had a baby at home already.
right?
juniper, I agree...that W photoshoot was so gross, Jen and Brad weren't even divorced yet, when that mag came out.
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
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mk you better watch out, the brangeloonies are going to come out and get you.
_Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:47am.
Are you kidding me?
Do you realize how many men have committed adultery in their minds when SteelTrap ThunderCat Jolie merely slinks into a room?!
Yeah they are the same guys who jerk off to Gumby and Mr. Bill because they totally get off on faces you can mold into different shapes and shit.
HA HA HA
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Pitt is starting to sound as stupid as Jolie, must be rubbing off or something. Why does he remind me of Diddy in this picture?
Blah blah blah, who gives a f*ck.
But True Blood, AHHHH! Only 2 more episodes left! My life is seriously going to be empty once the show is over for the season.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Um, Brad Pitt is uncool. All this he-said, she-said douchebaggery is getting on my nerves. Jen, you've taken the high road so far, just stay that way.
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Christ alive Bradders. I know the Changeling, a Mighty Fart and whatever you've been in died on its arse and people are getting bored with skankyandmilktoastboyalina but give it a rest. She was asked a question and answered it. Whilst 'uncool' would not be my choice of words I think it showed admirable restraint. Grow a pair Bradley boy and take responsibility for your actions and stop blaming the victim in your selfish cunt struck ways.
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I have bad dreams at that that Angies giant vagina will start to have a gravitational pull and we will all be sucked into its air space, forever damned to rotate around her crusty sun shine hole for all of eternity untill that big dirt star explodes sending us into the next universe with pod whores.
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I don't blame her for wanting to get some of her own digs in. The whole world immediately went into worship mode when Brangelina got together, overlooking some really tacky behaviour from both of them. How short of a time was it after the split before they were plastered all over W magazine posing as a happy 40s family? Telling her to move on is a bit rich as well - considering it's the tabloids that won't give up on the story of an embittered Jen. How about the press move on already?
Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:42am.
Man, that picture of Jennifer is really, really ugly. Is that what she really looks like?
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Um, I think she still looks pretty good.
What's scary is that you criticized her, but failed to say anything about the pic of Brad Pitt next to her. Now that's hideous!
What's a true blood vampire?
hahaha sheeps :) (your avie is giving me "fuck me" eyes and I like it)
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The bottom line here is, Brad wanted to have children, and Jen just wanted to wait. For what? She knew that Angelina and Brad would be in this movie, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The chemistry between them was like a lightening storm! Jennifer, just put it behind you. Brad fell out of love with you. Just accept it.
Sheeps OMG really, No way! I am so not inviting any of them to my party this Friday. They better not show up either! lol
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Are you kidding me?
Do you realize how many men have committed adultery in their minds when SteelTrap ThunderCat Jolie merely slinks into a room?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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uncool is the new warm
the DUDE! abides...
i hate all of them, but he should have thought of all that while he screwing angelina while still married. they are all such vapid douches. cant they even start new scandals instead of just rehashing the same old tired shit?
Angie shoots off her big fat-lipped mouth whenever the fuck she feels like it.
OMG! Did you hear what Brad said! OMG! And then he was like all mean to Jen, cuz she was mean to Angie! They are so not talking now! OMG!
if Angie would shut the fuck up, I'll bet Jen would too.
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
Another Mangie/Pitt-Stain/Jennifur post is UNCOOL!!!
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Oh, please. I am positive that Brad is unhappy with Jennifer's interview statements, since it exposes all of his and Angie Jo's bullshit statements, especially about nothing happening while Stu-Pitt was still married.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THREE OF YOU HAVE HERPES! FACT!
NO GO SIT ON SOME ICE AND COOL YOUR CRISPY CRITTER CROTHCES DOWN AND STOP PRETENDING WE GIVE A FUCK!
I hate these dumb whores for talking so much!
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Jen sounds like a Desperate Housewife without the husband or the ring.
Brad sounds like the pussy-whipped aging boy wonder that he is.
And in the meanwhile, The Vagina is probably plotting children 7-10!
Jennifer ought to be glad she can go out and fine a man with a backbone that can bone her.
Enter Oscar Mayer!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Uncool, like, totally, fer reals, tru dat!
Man, that picture of Jennifer is really, really ugly. Is that what she really looks like?
I think they should all move on. It looks like all of them are still obsessing. I am surprised. I would think they are too busy with their own narcissistic lives to even care about anyone else.
I am so sick of all of them!
AJP is NOT done w/ this either, not by any means!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
fucking A this shit is TIRED!
TIRED! LAME! BORING! FUCK!
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Dear Jennifer,
You were dumped over 4 years ago. Please shut up, get on with your life, go make another crappy movie that will bomb, and go away.
Thanks,
America
Taking Brad's lead and letting the Chester the Molester 'stache grow out.
the DUDE! abides...